The tweet archive.

“Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 X is taking over, one country at a time.”

“Cybertruck is a real workhorse! [@FutureJurvetson] Cybertruck Gas Station I had to stop and ask what’s going on here. He works for Santa Clara county to do gas station leak checks. Cybertruck saves him $30K in fuel costs per year versus a standard utility truck. And he loves the 110V plug in back instead of hauling a generator.”

“@DriveTeslaca * attempt to launch in March. Success is far from certain, but excitement is guaranteed.”

“@teslaownersSV Of course”

“In appreciation, Tesla is providing all repair costs free of charge and expedited. https://t.co/D68HNJcCoQ http://jalopnik.com/heroic-driver-sacrifices-his-tesla-to-save-unconscious-1792349590”

“😢 [@Tesla_Optimus] @WholeMarsBlog It’s always “When Optimus”, never “How is Optimus”)”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Super talented team at SpaceX”

“I always assume we’re losing even if it looks like we might win. Anti-DKE. [@theallinpod] Chamath: Tesla and Google are best positioned to win AI because they are building the full-stack Jason: "The game here is who wins the AI prize five years from now?" "Chamath, who's your number one and number two?" Chamath: " Tesla's one and Google's two." "And the reason”

“Due to high levels of demand for FSD Beta, adding “Download Beta” button to Service section of car display in ~10 days”

“@mcuban Ok, I will ask Tesla & SpaceX to inquire further”

“@michaeljburry You will get it back, even though you shorted Tesla, you bastard 🤣”

“Production unit 1 of Model 3 is now built and going through final checkout. Pics soon.”

“Tesla does not advertise or pay for endorsements. Instead, we use that money to make the product great.”

“@WallStreetMav Those who financed the attacks against Tesla will go to prison”

“Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st”

“@teslaownersSV AOC pretends to have brain and it’s not working”

“@teslaownersSV SpaceX will be ready to launch Starship in a few weeks, then launch timing depends on FAA license approval. Assuming that takes a few weeks, first launch attempt will be near end of third week of April, aka …”

“@jhall Tesla aspires to be as helpful as possible to other car companies. We made all our patents freely available several years ago. Now, we are enabling other companies to use our Supercharger network. Also happy to license Autopilot/FSD or other Tesla technology.”

“True [@niccruzpatane] Cathie Wood says Tesla is largest AI Project on Earth. “We believe that the entire ecosystem associated with autonomous taxi networks is going to worth $8-10 Trillion in terms of revenue generation in the next 5-10 years. To put that in context, the entire GDP of the world”

“Tesla self-driving handles Dutch roundabouts well [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised handles Dutch turbo roundabout”

“@xDaily Back to spending 24/7 at work and sleeping in conference/server/factory rooms. I must be super focused on 𝕏/xAI and Tesla (plus Starship launch next week), as we have critical technologies rolling out. As evidenced by the 𝕏 uptime issues this week, major operational”

“Major improvement to FSD! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative”

“@SawyerMerritt People still don’t understand the implications of FSD”

“Tesla drives itself around NYC for 2 hours [@hletes] Let’s be real… we were all waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.1.2 would handle NYC (Manhattan). @01Ananto and I went on a 2-hour drive in his 2026 HW4 Model Y and wow did it not disappoint. There are some insane moments in this 46-minute condensed video that blew both of our”

“Some Tesla news”

“@teslaownersSV Although, if it were any team, it would be Man U. They were my fav team as a kid.”

“Congrats Tesla Powerwall team! [@teslaenergy] 1M Powerwalls installed worldwide🔋”

“With https://t.co/45B5nUBaxb & Powerwall battery you are your own utility. 24/7 clean, sustainable electricity. http://Tesla.com/solarroof”

“@MosheShekhter @Tesla Looking into it”

“@DriveTeslaca Sigh”

“Tesla FSD is now almost entirely AI”

“@teslaownersSV Wow, thank you for the kind words @reedhastings”

“Come work at the biggest & most advanced factory on Earth! Located by a river near the beautiful Sierra Nevada mountains with wild horses roaming free. https://t.co/Nimv3BvQXI https://x.com/tesla/status/948381391686742016”

“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”

“@teslaownersSV Some duct tape & superglue will fix this right up!”

“Cybertruck unveil Thursday night https://t.co/AHBxaubdhO”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you are on 𝕏, please like, comment and repost content. Don’t just lurk. Contribute to this amazing platform.”

“Few people know that we started Tesla when GM forcibly recalled all electric cars from customers in 2003 & then crushed them in a junkyard”

“FSD beta rollout happening tonight. Will be extremely slow & cautious, as it should.”

“Tesla holiday software update has FSD sneak preview, Stardew Valley, Lost Backgammon & a few other things”

“Cool [@chazman] I just finished my first 25 minute drive in the @cybertruck with @grok. I have to say storyteller mode is just verbose enough to learn some lessons. Learn some history or get some depth on a subject. For example, I used this drive as an opportunity to learn a little bit more”

“Model Y Performance [@Tesla] Design & Engineering deep dive of the new Model Y Performance”

“Model S just set record for fastest 4 door ever at Laguna Seca, video tmrw”

“@george__mack I thought both SpaceX and Tesla each had less then a 10% chance of success”

“Interesting [@AsraNomani] @elonmusk Hello @ElonMusk and Friends, You asked who is funding and organizing the #TeslaTakedown protests. I've got answers for you, after going onto the streets of northern Virginia for the local protests here, seeing familiar faces from the Virginia Democratic political machine and”

“Tesla [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 Tesla just smoked everyone in JD Power’s 2026 EV Owner Satisfaction survey. Model 3 took number 1 with an 804 score, Model Y grabbed #2 at 797. They crushed the BMWs and left the rest in the dust. Superchargers are also pushing public charging satisfaction to all-time”

“It is an immense amount of work, but possible [@Teslaconomics] I remember when Tesla was a ~$50B company. I was working at Apple, and every paycheck, every bonus - I threw it all into $TSLA. People said I was insane. They laughed. They called me reckless. But I did my homework. I saw what was coming. I remember vividly telling people, if”

“Share posts with friends so they know what’s going on! [@teslaownersSV] Share 𝕏 links with family and friends The only trusted source for real news”

“Tesla Model S Plaid Speed (Spaceballs reference for beyond ludicrous speed) does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds, despite being a four door sedan with a large trunk!”

“Cybertruck wraps are awesome 😎 [@farzyness] I wrapped my Cybertruck, and I'm in love. Thank you @teslabros !!!”