“Since most people don’t love to buy cars in the middle of winter, Tesla is offering a $1000 incentive to do so. This is the essential quandary of manufacturing: factories need continuous production for efficiency, but consumer demand is seasonal.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV How strange”
“This year [@Tesla] One day it’ll drive itself right to your house”
“The left has become the party of hate and violence [@MatchasmMatt] I am shocked that we have so much soft approval of violence and negativity by the MSM and other "leaders" right now. A few examples off the top of my head: -Jimmy Kimmel giving the wink and the nod to vandalizing Teslas. -Jon Stewart making a Luigi "joke" about k*lling Elon”
“Please let us know if you have any questions about voting your Tesla shares!”
“Turns out that we can get radical leftists to burn down any government department if we just put a Tesla logo on it! This will be so easy. They’ll never figure it out. [@TheBabylonBee] Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down https://buff.ly/SM4YUu5”
“Tesla Annual meeting starting now https://t.co/j1KHf3k6ch https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1LyGBXwkNlYxN”
“True. New Roadster unveil probably in late April. [@Rainmaker1973] Today in 2008, Tesla began the regular production on its first car, the Tesla Roadster. Also, a reminder that there's one Tesla Roadster in an elliptical heliocentric orbit crossing the orbit of Mars.”
“Fraud [@teslaownersSV] How is open AI becoming a for profit?)”
“That will be one hell of a building! [@niccruzpatane] This would roughly be the scale of the Tesla/SpaceX TERAFAB compared to Tesla’s Giga Texas factory, which is already one of the largest buildings in the world. We are talking about an unprecedented amount of scale.”
“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”
“Join Tesla for real-world AGI or xAI for digital-world AGI [@aelluswamy] We are actively hiring talented people to work on this extremely high impact project. Join @Tesla_AI or @xai to help accelerate this.”
“The hammer of justice strikes [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”
“Now number 1 in every EU country! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 just became the #1 source for news in every single EU country — Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997711738041741697”
“Tesla Semi delivering Tesla cars https://t.co/ttEpcW5d8G”
“You can summon your Tesla from your phone. Only short distances today, but in a few years summon will work from across the continent.”
“Doing my best to make this happen [@teslaownersSV] "There is only basically one way to make everyone wealthy, and that is AI and robotics." — Elon Musk”
“Starbase started with one shovel [@teslaownersSV] How it started vs how it’s going”
“Yeah, that was messed up [@teslaownersSV] ROGAN: “With Elon Musk, you’re seeing people justifying violence and extreme vandalism. You’re seeing people cheering on and it’s very strange. On the Daily Show, they were talking about people vandalizing Teslas and the audience clapped””
“Tesla AI Day August 19th”
“Please reply in comments if you’re having difficulty voting your Tesla shares”
“Tesla is using only internal & open source software & operates Bitcoin nodes directly. Bitcoin paid to Tesla will be retained as Bitcoin, not converted to fiat currency.”
“Tesla audio engineering”
“Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is now available to anyone in North America who requests it from the car screen, assuming you have bought this option. Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!”
“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”
“Tesla has now created over 30,000 manufacturing jobs in California!”
“Tesla self-driving will be far safer than human driving [@Scobleizer] I thought Tesla was trying to kill me tonight. AI was driving me in the fast lane at 79 m.p.h and all of a sudden it lunged across the yellow line. Before I could take over a motorcyclist went by at a high rate of speed. In my lane. Or too close for me. The Tesla saw him”
“Standard Tesla policy is to make Supercharging free during tough times [@TeslaCharging] All Superchargers in Mississippi and Tennessee are online. Free Supercharging enabled to help those affected in areas with persistent power outages: Grenada, MS Tupelo, MS Corinth, MS Southhaven, MS… https://www.tesla.com/findus?bounds=33.90539542123288%2C-89.55293014062498%2C33.66913561090884%2C-90.14619185937498&search=Grenada%2C%20MS%2038901&location=grenadasupercharger&functionType=supercharger”
“This is just the V2 Optimus hand. The V3 hand is another level beyond this. Exquisite engineering. [@mayemusk] Elon told me a few times that the hand is the most difficult part of the robot. 🖐️👏👏”
“Optimus will perform ballet perfectly https://t.co/q2ch8p0xH4”
“Tesla exists to help reduce risk of catastrophic climate change, which affects all species on Earth. Even if your faith in humanity is faltering, this is worth caring about. Support makes a difference. Thank you.”
“Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology [@teslaownersSV] "Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world." Elon Musk”
“Universal high income [@Tesla] Our mission is to build a world of amazing abundance”
“First Production Model 3 https://t.co/TCa2NSUNI3”
“Smaller government is the only way to restore your freedom [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “The larger government gets, the less individual freedom you have. I think that's really the core thing. Your freedoms have just been eroded year after year with more and more government, laws and regulations and regulatory authorities. )”
“Son, this tactic is called “kiting the boss” [@teslaownersSV] Do you think about the Roman Empire ?”
“Partial list of hospitals to which Tesla sent ventilators https://t.co/sfI6yuUbrM”
“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”
“And the worms are crawling to their pet politicians to save them [@teslaownersSV] “USAID is a ball of worms. There is no apple. And when there is no apple you just need to get rid of the whole thing. That's why it's got to go. It's beyond repair." Elon Musk)”
“True [@Tesla] While you sleep, your Tesla downloads a free software update that makes it better at supervised self driving”
“Tesla automatically shifts from forward to reverse [@Tesla] POV your car automatically shifts between Drive & Reverse during 3-point turns or when leaving a parking spot”
“And it continues [@teslaownersSV] The rate of improvement on the robot is absolutely insane”
“Tesla Moth Mode (better late than never) https://t.co/Rcu87A8NkO”
“All design & engineering of the original @Tesla Roadster is now fully open source. Whatever we have, you now have. https://t.co/5d10soAYr8 https://service.tesla.com/roadster”
“Correct. My Tesla and SpaceX shares, which are almost all my “wealth”, only go up in value as a function of how much useful product those companies produce and service. This means my “wealth” can only increase due to producing more products and services for the public.… https://t.co/uerL0kbYV6 https://x.com/i/web/status/2006014310607167607 [@toly] 🧠🪱 Elons stocks aren’t wealth. If the number of Tesla shares doubled the world isn’t any richer. If the number of Tesla cars doubled, it’s measurably richer. For him to get to $1t in capital, he has to organize labor to set the means of production in motion to produce… https://x.com/i/web/status/2005960967042027656”
“Gork is funny 😂 @gork [@TSLAshareholder] Lmfao gork is so good”
“Wild to think that Tesla’s mass flux is ~4 million tons of complex manufactured goods”
“Why, thank you, sir! https://t.co/tealJWLSdP https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-04-18/elon-musk-in-defense-of-the-tesla-ceo-s-managerial-excellence”
“Tesla blows haha”
“Costa is committing crimes [@KanekoaTheGreat] Valerie Costa, the far-left activist behind the so-called "Tesla Takedown" fueling a spree of vandalism nationwide, proudly admits her campaign draws inspiration from Luigi Mangione. She labels Elon Musk's DOGE initiative as "criminal," even though Trump won both the popular…”
