“We’re going to include some fun games as hidden Easter eggs in Tesla S, X & 3. What do you think would be most fun in a car using the center touch screen?”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@PPathole @Tesla Autopilot prime directive is: don’t crash. What seems fast to humans is slow to a computer. 360 degree low light vision & sonar, plus forward radar enable to be superhuman. Upcoming software upgrades will increasingly show the potential.”
“Grok hits #1 in New Zealand [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok is #1 in New Zealand 🇳🇿 (#1 overall on App Store and in productivity)”
“@Tesla Physics”
“Reality is a Tesla, like most electric cars, is over 500% *less* likely to catch fire than combustion engine cars, which carry massive amounts of highly flammable fuel. Why is this never mentioned?”
“@Tesla Yes, they are! 🤣”
“Yup [@teslaownersSV] Legacy media is best thought of as a click-maximizing machine, not a truth-maximizing machine. Elon Musk )”
“@WholeMarsBlog No further TSLA sales planned after today”
“@JohnnaCrider1 @POTUS Teslas are the most made-in-USA vehicles”
“Exactly [@teslaownersSV] Here's what's happening with your messages: You chat about a product on WhatsApp, and suddenly ads for it flood your feed. Coincidence? No your data is being sold. 𝕏 Chat offers a better way: end-to-end encryption, zero backdoors, and real privacy protection”
“Tesla Solar just relaunched. Lmk what you think … https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”
“@DefiantLs If you add up all the government funding Tesla and SpaceX have ever received, it is only about 1% of the combined value of the companies. In contrast, if you do that with US and European major aerospace companies, the government money they have received *exceeds* 100% of their… https://t.co/P57hWzKKLL https://x.com/i/web/status/2021663314716373227”
“@unusual_whales This is idiotic on so many levels: 1. That cretin never advised me on anything whatsoever. 2. The notion that I would need or listen to financial advice from a dumb crook is absurd. 3. JPM let Tesla down ten years ago, despite having Tesla’s global commercial banking…”
“Model 3 orders at 180,000 in 24 hours. Selling price w avg option mix prob $42k, so ~$7.5B in a day. Future of electric cars looking bright!”
“@niccruzpatane Already have thousands of times over. My “net worth” is almost entirely due to my ownership stakes in Tesla and SpaceX. I have <0.1% that is cash. Tesla and SpaceX employees all receive stock/options and Tesla is >80% owned by retail investors and index/pension funds, so value… https://t.co/3cXP7theq7 https://x.com/i/web/status/2023158948501594300”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣”
“Tesla Model S estimated EPA range is now above 390 miles or ~630 km https://t.co/sNFzIkuJpC https://www.tesla.com/models/design#battery”
“Love that people are buying a Tesla for the product itself, even if they don’t believe in climate change. Not everyone can be convinced about global warming, but if an electric car is simply the best product, they don’t need to be.”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣”
“@Teslaconomics That’s the goal!”
“Super strong roof that generates clean energy, looks great & costs less than a normal roof plus solar panels! https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE http://Tesla.com/solarglass”
“T-shirt is bulletproof & makes u buff! https://t.co/wO0oAakclu https://t.co/8k1WvVO1sm https://shop.tesla.com/en_ca/product/men_s-cybertruck-bulletproof-tee?sku=7654399-00-A”
“@RolandForTexas And Tesla employs thousands of people, has brought manufacturing back to America, is decarbonizing the world and pays out tens of billions in wages every year!”
“@LindseyGrahamSC First of all, Tesla hasn’t had that consumer tax credit for years & we didn’t ask for this one – GM & Ford did”
“In case you missed Tesla AI Day 2022 https://t.co/Sbu0peXpY1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODSJsviD_SU&t=1s”
“@teslaownersSV @JonErlichman 😜”
“@TeslaPodcast Wow, that’s a lot of podcasts! Ok, I will do one. Maybe we could combine with Dave Lee and a few others.”
“Good feedback from FSD Beta 10 users! 10.0.1 point release rolling out now. 10.1 rolls out a week from Friday with beta request button.”
“Send https://t.co/op5s4ZiSwh links to friends http://Grokipedia.com [@teslaownersSV] Next time someone asks you a question… Just send them a Grokipedia link. It’s the most accurate, unbiased knowledge base online fact-checked, updated, and built to find the Truth.”
“Goal is to service your car wherever you are, quietly & quickly. No need to bring it to a Tesla service center.”
“@ACTBrigitte Since Gates still has a multi-billion dollar short position against Tesla while claiming to help with global warming, I guess I have some trust issues with him too”
“@teslaownersSV Correct”
“@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.”
“@teslaownersSV Should we keep it going?”
“Cybertruck is an incredible vehicle. Our best ever from Tesla. [@cybertruck] Making your life easier in so many ways”
“@teslaownersSV The Iron Man statue was given to SpaceX because part of Iron Man 2 was filmed in the rocket factory”
“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] William Blair analyst Jed Dorsheimer on riding in @Tesla's Robotaxi service in Austin last week: "We experienced a glimpse of the future, and it is exciting. The comparisons are immediate and stark—when we drove past Waymo and Zoox vehicles outfitted with their complex sensor”
“Tesla Supercharger usage by region https://t.co/1y2zL2Jizt”
“Congratulations to the Tesla crew and South Australian authorities who worked so hard to get this manufactured and installed in record time! https://t.co/M2zKXlIVn3 https://apple.news/AnM79rCgXRFSvm4cgk5kfhw”
“@teslaownersSV 99% of people still have no idea how profound this is”
“@teslaownersSV Buyers of competing electric cars receive a $7500 tax credit, but Tesla does not”
“@ProTheDoge Lots of people I talked to on the production lines at Tesla or building rockets at SpaceX own Doge. They aren’t financial experts or Silicon Valley technologists. That’s why I decided to support Doge – it felt like the people’s crypto.”
“Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time”
“Grok is growing [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING 🚀 Grok now holds ~3.5% of generative AI web traffic share, edging past DeepSeek's 3.3%, while… http://Grok.com”
“Tesla is the leader in real-world AI [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk on Waymo vs Tesla “The Tesla solution, which is a much more difficult path to go but ultimately much more powerful, is a general solution to self-driving. The Tesla software is purely AI and vision. It doesn't rely on any expensive sensors, no lidars, no radars. It… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003964681367724196”
“Grok [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4 CRUSHING IT IN THE BATTLE OF THE AIs! 🚨 In the high-stakes Rallies AI Arena showdown — where top AI models got $100K each to trade the real stock market since late November — Grok 4 is dominating. Grok 4 is BEATING the S&P 500 by more than 3x right now 🔥 📈”
“Over 550,000 Tesla Smart Summon uses in first few days!”
“@teslaownersSV I will survive”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Not any one person, as far as I know. There is the Soros bogeyman, of course, and various Dem leaders, but no single mastermind. It seems to be a simple matter of incentives: the more illegals imported, the higher the Dem vote over time. It will only backfire on the Dems if…”
“Grok can teach you anything [@teslaownersSV] What a time to be alive. Grok 3 can teach you anything and you can begin to learn any skill. Grok is the ultimate productivity tool. )”
