“@Tesla EV-1 -> Tzero -> Roadster -> S3XY -> Semi -> Cybertruck …”
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“Made with Grok Imagine [@teslaownersSV] Grok Imagine is 🤯 Super realistic”
“Join the @Tesla_Optimus team either in AI or electromechanical engineering! [@julianibarz] Human labor is one of the last bottlenecks to solve to get to unlimited economic growth. We're hiring actively across almost all Optimus teams. Optimus is one of the hardest projects to work on right now that will likely have the biggest impact on human society for the next… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014418323874971741”
“@TeslaSynopsis @Tesla Once FSD is super smooth (not just safe), we will roll out a free month trial for all cars in North America. Then extend to rest of world after we ensure it works well on local roads and regulators approve it in that country.”
“@Tesla Covered in snow & ice, roads mostly closed & no power in Austin”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla 🤣🤣”
“Please vote your shares with Tesla!”
“Cool 😎 [@LVMPD] ⚡️The future has arrived!⚡️ Our LVMPD Cybertrucks are set to enter service soon! We've had them at our emergency vehicle operations course (EVOC), and recently they've received their Metro Police decals. These vehicles are filled with cutting-edge technology and decked out to”
“@LibertyCappy Cybertruck option packages & third-party add-ons will be 🔥🔥”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Civilization is more fragile than it would seem”
“Grok ❤️ [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok saves a life. In late 2025, a 49-year-old man, pseudonymously known as "u/Tykjen" on Reddit, Norwegian—credits xAI’s Grok AI with saving his life after a near-fatal misdiagnosis. After 24 hours of severe abdominal pain, an ER visit resulted in antacids for… https://x.com/i/web/status/2006840740412883214”
“Model S at Nürburgring has 7 seats”
“@teslaownersSV @imPenny2x @ADL If this continues, we will have no choice but to file a defamation suit against, ironically, the “Anti-Defamation” League. If they lose the defamation suit, we will insist that they drop the the “anti” part of their name, since obviously … 😂”
“Please note that the price of the Tesla Full Self-Driving option will increase substantially over time”
“Just finished an amazing 3 day visit to China. The world has never seen human energy & vigor at such scale. Incredibly impressed with Tesla China team & potential for the future.”
“Grok now #1 in Singapore [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Singapore 🇸🇬”
“@PPathole @Tesla Still working through a lot of challenges with the government”
“19 years ago, when my 1st company got bought, I had to decide between buying a house in Palo Alto or a McLaren F1 (best car ever imo). Was no contest. I bought F1 & a small condo that was much cheaper than the car. New Tesla Roadster will exceed all gas sports cars in every way…”
“Tesla [@mitchdeg] What a shock for the Tesla haters: Auto Plus, the car magazine with the biggest audience in France (by far), awards the reliability crown to Tesla in 2026!”
“@Model3Owners To be frank, there is always some chance that Cybertruck will flop, because it is so unlike anything else. I don’t care. I love it so much even if others don’t. Other trucks look like copies of the same thing, but Cybertruck looks like it was made by aliens from the future.”
“Tesla Master Plan, Part Deux https://t.co/XQeTlsoEdE http://tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”
“Starting next month, Tesla will charge $1000 for color black (same price as silver)”
“@BillyM2k The battery pack never even caught fire and the tires are still inflated! Once we get this Cybertruck back to Tesla, we’ll buff out the scratches and get it back on the road.”
“@thehill Don’t mislead the public. State said YES, an unelected county official is the problem. Tesla factory in adjacent San Joaquin county is fully operational.”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla @Ford @Rivian @LucidMotors Fed rate increases make cars more expensive for consumers, increasing the difficulty level for automotive companies”
“@TeslaAIBot Photo filters are so misleading 🤣🤣”
“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines in Germany 🇩🇪 People are done with filtered headlines. They want raw truth, real-time updates, and open debate.”
“@ashleevance Tesla financing round closed at 6pm Dec 24th 2008 – last hour of last day possible or payroll would’ve bounced 2 days later. I gave Tesla last of my remaining cash from PayPal. Didn’t even own a house or anything sellable.”
“Just reviewed Tesla’s service locations in North America & realized we have major gaps in geographic coverage! Sorry for this foolish oversight. Tesla will aim to cover all regions of NA (not just big cities) within 3 to 6 months.”
“Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.”
“Switch to 𝕏 Chat. It’s just better! [@teslaownersSV] Make the switch to 𝕏 Chat. - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”
“Model 3 & Y have great air filtration too, but they’re too small to fit the monster HEPA filters”
“This is the best way to use Grok [@teslaownersSV] You can add instant Grok access to your phone lock screen in 10 secs: 1. Long press on your screen 2. Tap customize 3. Tap Grok”
“Tesla Service [@Tesla] Tesla Assist gives you answers customized to your vehicle Upload an image, ask about your car, or get help with any service needs Tesla app > Service > Describe Question or Concern”
“Tesla drives itself (no human input at all) thru urban streets to highway to streets, then finds a parking spot https://t.co/V2T7KGMPBo https://www.tesla.com/videos/full-self-driving-hardware-all-teslas”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”
“Bitte arbeiten Sie bei Tesla Giga Berlin! Es wird super Spaß machen!!”
“Please ignore this thread unless you’re interested in a tedious discussion about Tesla stock”
“@WholeMarsBlog Please advise people to be wary of margin loans. Tesla has always been a high variability stock, often with no obvious rhyme or reason. We are confident about long-term value creation, but cannot control the manic-depressive nature of the stock market.”
“Grok is the closest to being fair [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: The latest analysis of AI political alignments reveals an insane twist in AI decision-making! xAI's Grok-4 stands out as the closest to real election results in 6 out of 8 national elections analyzed, including the US, France, and Germany. Unlike the tight cluster… https://x.com/i/web/status/1993798169982013503”
“Excited to have Larry Ellison & Kathleen Wilson-Thompson join the Tesla board! https://t.co/CQyvkgsCsT”
“Grok #2 in Netherlands [@teslaownersSV] 🚨Grok is now the #2 app in Netherlands 🇳🇱”
“Tesla full self-driving v12.3 in action”
“@teslaownersSV This really opens your eyes. If they’re this wrong about Tesla, what subjects are they actually right about?”
“@iliketeslas Jews are White, if not peak White”
“Great team [@kimmonismus] I don't know of any other company that has caught up and worked its way to the top in such a short time. Regardless of which model you like best, I have huge respect for @xAI 's performance and ongoing speed of development. Native modality incoming!”
“@jonfavs Hi Jon! You’re a good dude, but obv die-hard Dem, so have to support the party, but this Adminstration has done everything it can to sideline & ignore Tesla, even though we have made twice as many EVs as rest of US industry combined.”
“Congrats Tesla Team — U ROK!!”
“@business Incorrect. “Chairman” is an honorific, not executive role, which means it’s not needed to run Tesla. Will retire that title at Tesla in 3 years. 60 Mins edited out end of my sentence, where I said I could do whatever I want. They cut “provided I have the support of shareholders”.”
“Join to create exciting new worlds of technology!! If getting things done matters to you, then @SpaceX, @Tesla, @BoringCompany & @Neuralink are the places to be.”
