The tweet archive.

“@teslaownersSV 10.69.1 releases Monday night. 10.69.2 about a week or so later – this will be the wide beta version.”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @SpacePadreIsle Booster static fire on orbital launch mount hopefully next week”

“@WholeMarsBlog They have no idea how hard FSD is. Only path to success imo is hardcore real-world AI software with dedicated NN inference acceleration ASICs in car, multibillion dollar NN training supercluster and 10+ billion miles of vehicle data. Good luck.”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk: What should I do? 𝕏: Save 🇺🇸 and help Trump. 2025 is gonna be lit https://t.co/qfWlfXLRcJ”

“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @aelluswamy 10.69.2.1 coming out in a few days with additional polish, 10.69.3 comes out shortly after AI Day”

“@wintonARK Strange, if true. - Tesla already uses iron-phosphate for medium range cars made in our Shanghai factory. - A monocell is electrochemically impossible, as max voltage is ~100X too low. Maybe they meant cells bonded together, like our structural battery pack?”

“Also, u can order online at https://t.co/46TXqRJ3C1 in 2 mins, have car delivered to ur doorstep & return for full refund http://Tesla.com”

“(He was just on version 13). Version 14 is the second biggest update to Tesla AI/Autopilot ever after V12. It feels alive.”

“@AustinTeslaClub @RoschetzkyP @Tesla @TeslaNY @TeslaOwnersEBay @TeslaForThe_Win @jchybow @1stMarsColonist @EvaFoxU @heydave7 @gailalfa1 Also lasts much longer than normal roofs & is able to withstand hail & other medium-sized impacts”

“@Teslarati Adding software feature to open glovebox automatically when car comes to a stop after a crash. Will look at bonding a thin plastic sheet to the front or back of screen.”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge The six seat Model X is best imo. There are times when I only want to offer that variant.”

“@LewisWithrow5 @SawyerMerritt I’ve tried to warn them and even offered to license Tesla FSD, but they don’t want it! Crazy … When legacy auto does occasionally reach out, they tepidly discuss implementing FSD for a tiny program in 5 years with unworkable requirements for Tesla, so pointless. 🤷‍♂️ 🦕 🦕”

“@Gfilche Ships are probably fine with iron cells, but aircraft need very high energy density for good range. I’m not saying Tesla will do aircraft – we have our hands full with cars & solar/battery power generation – just that max energy density is needed for aircraft.”

“@Teslaconomics Solving AI5 was existential to Tesla, which is why I had to focus both the teams on that chip and I’ve personally spent every Saturday for several months working on it. This will be a very capable chip. Roughly Hopper class as single SoC and Blackwell as dual, but it costs… https://t.co/61ozupKg7A https://x.com/i/web/status/2013108912380326218”

“Now that Tesla V10.0 with Smart Summon is out, Full Self-Driving price will increase by $1000 on Nov 1”

“@pbeisel I am a huge admirer of Nvidia and Jensen btw. That market cap is well-deserved. SpaceX AI and Tesla expect to continue ordering Nvidia chips at scale.”

“@EvaFoxU And I will review the audit personally. If you drive a Tesla, you should be able to believe in it to your core.”

“Will be working at Tesla on Autopilot & Model 3 today, then aiming to pull an all-nighter and complete the master product plan”

“Tesla AWD is dual motor, so you can fully drive the car even if one breaks”

“@SamTwits ArtCenter College of Design gave me an honorary degree for my work on the original Tesla Roadster”

“@iliketeslas @jurgen_nauditt Exactly! To be extremely clear, no matter how much I disagree with the Ukraine policy, Starlink will never turn off its terminals. I am simply stating that, without Starlink, the Ukrainian lines would collapse, as the Russians can jam all other communications! We would never…”

“@Teslarati Coming soon, our battle with Big Tequila! It’s real.”

“This can be applied to any autonomous, electric vehicle, not just Tesla”

“@truth_tesla @MadeInTheUSANJ Yeah, the public has no idea how much Tesla and SpaceX have been attacked/undermined, because we aren’t unionized (yet offer highest pay in industry!) and this administration would rather a company be dead than not unionized”

“@Teslaconomics Yeah, it will be very difficult and dangerous”

“@JonErlichman You have the “invests in Tesla” part wrong. Do I look like Warren f* Buffett to you?”

“RT @matt_vanswol: I took delivery of my new @Tesla Model Y on Thursday. Today, I tried Full Self-Driving (FSD) and it FLAWLESSLY drove a…”

“@Teslarati Diess is right. Hydrogen is a staggeringly dumb form of energy storage for cars. Barely worth considering it for a rocket upper stage, which is its most compelling use.”

“@cb_doge Unfortunately, very heavy Tesla obligations require that the visit to India be delayed, but I do very much look forward to visiting later this year.”

“@tesla_raj New HVAC firmware coming soon that will make it quieter”

“@TheBabylonBee I feel like this has happened at Tesla a few times”

“@ray4tesla Tesla is shifting emphasis to diffusion for compute efficiency, but will probably drop even that. No company is anywhere close to Tesla in useful AI compute per Watt.”

“@BLKMDL3 @TeslaCharging Major Supercharger openings in west LA coming soon!”

“@tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic Some of the tests we initially tried at Tesla were ~50% false positive, including some from major medical device companies. Too many testing methods were approved too quickly. Wouldn’t blame the FDA, though. Public was demanding fast test approval.”

“@EMTSLA None yet, but I did play some Cyberpunk and it works great. Syncs with your Steam profile, so you can pick up where you left off at home.”

“With the new lower Tesla pricing, it’s like having a money printer on your roof if you live a state with high electricity costs. Still better to buy, but the rental option makes the economics obvious.”

“@teslaownersSV As promised. Soon, we will share ad revenue from profile page views, which should roughly double payouts. Note, only views from verified users count, as it is otherwise trivial to bot scam the view count.”

“Reminder to US buyers that the $7500 tax credit cuts in half in 5 days! Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr to see if there is any inventory left in your region or visit Tesla stores. http://Tesla.com”

“Anyone who purchased full self-driving will get FSD computer upgrade for free. This is the only change between Autopilot HW2.5 & HW3. Going forward “HW3” will just be called FSD Computer, which is accurate. No change to vehicle sensors or wire harness needed. This is v important.”

“@teslaownersSV This is a good one”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge GM & Chrysler were bailed out (money never repaid), but Tesla was not. Crucial Tesla investment actually came from Daimler in 2009, from which they did very well. Tesla received govt energy efficiency loan in 2010, by which time capital markets reopened. Loan was repaid early.”

“@JessePeltan Tesla will have the largest fleet of autonomous vehicles as far into the future as I can imagine”

“@alex_avoigt Manufacturing will be Tesla’s long-term competitive strength”

“@teortaxesTex @zephyr_z9 If you need an academic institution or some prize-awarding organization for your work to be recognized, your work is just not that great. It didn’t matter what prizes were awarded to Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton or Galileo. Irrelevant.”

“@flcnhvy Tesla is responsible for 2/3 of all the personal & professional pain in my life combined. But it was worth it.”

““Not only was the paint without any discernible flaw, but the various panels formed a body of precision that was beyond reproach” https://t.co/qISnFBiW9p https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/a28008116/tesla-model-3-build-quality-bob-lutz/”

“@wintonARK The day FSD goes to wide release will be one of the biggest asset value increases in history”

“Tesla will soon have over a million connected vehicles worldwide with sensors & compute needed for full self-driving, which is orders of magnitude more than everyone else combined, giving you the best possible dataset to work with”

“@techAU Arguably, v11.4 should be v12.0, as there are so many major improvements. v12 is reserved for when FSD is end-to-end AI, from images in to steering, brakes & acceleration out.”

“Thoughtful Model 3 review by @tsrandall, one of the most insightful journalists https://t.co/cuIKJ9NglN https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-31/driving-tesla-s-model-3-changes-everything”