“Tesla & SpaceX personnel are driving around areas in greater LA/Malibu that are in tough shape with free WiFi, drinks & snacks”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Demonstrate Tesla self-driving to a friend tomorrow. It feels like magic.”
“This will be big [@Teslaconomics] I don’t think people truly understand what’s about to happen with 𝕏 Money. This is Elon going back to his roots - back to When he rebranded Twitter http://x.com”
“An immediate increase in the birth rate is needed [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”
“Tesla quarterly update”
“Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability. justice@tesla.com”
“Nikola Tesla animated by Grok Imagine https://t.co/NV4oQTlUFV”
“Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.”
“Tesla Semi [@tesla_semi] Hammer down”
“Thanks to all Tesla vote supporters!”
“Interesting [@teslaownersSV] Grok has replaced Google for me.)”
“Total completion cost of the Tesla Cortex 1 AI training cluster will be ~$5B [@SawyerMerritt] $2 billion+ of GPUs on the other side of that glass”
“Diamond black [@Tesla] 💎 Black”
“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
“Congratulations Tesla team on making our 1,000,000th car!! https://t.co/5M99a9LLQi”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Government spending will look like this with Elon Musk and @doge )”
“The Tesla Powerwall is an uninterrupted power supply for your house. Your computer won’t even reboot if there’s a blackout! You’ll have to look out the window at the dark houses around you even to know it happened. [@teslaenergy] Powerwall just works”
“Congrats Tesla California factory team on all-time record production! https://t.co/1aF53hgWgM”
“This is so cool 😎 Make your espresso on the road while your Tesla drives itself 🤌 https://t.co/dnh1F2Wuig”
“Model 3 is quicker than a Porsche 911”
“🤷♂️ [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: “I remember, for three years straight, it would just be headlines trashing Tesla. Over and over and over again. And our sales went up.””
“The Tesla team put this together of their own volition (I did not ask for it). Thanks!”
“You really will. It’s awesome. [@Tesla] Try it, you’ll like it”
“Samsung’s giant new Texas fab will be dedicated to making Tesla’s next-generation AI6 chip. The strategic importance of this is hard to overstate. Samsung currently makes AI4. TSMC will make AI5, which just finished design, initially in Taiwan and then Arizona.”
“Turns out @FT can’t do finance [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Financial Times has issued an apology after suggesting that @Tesla had shady accounting with $1.4 billion "missing." In reality, the Financial Times just didn't understand the accounting, and an expert reached out to them to explain it to them. FT: "One unavoidable”
“But here’s the rub, Tesla never has to bribe Kia drivers to buy a Tesla …”
“Tesla annual meeting in 25 mins!”
“If our retro-futuristic diner turns out well, which I think it will, @Tesla will establish these in major cities around the world, as well as at Supercharger sites on long distance routes. An island of good food, good vibes & entertainment, all while Supercharging! [@elonmusk]”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”
“Tesla engineering redesigned lithium refining from physics first principles [@tesla_na] Our Lithium Refinery is designed to have a much lower carbon footprint than traditional hard rock refineries – Acid-free refining helps produce a safe coproduct – Water is recycled throughout production, with every drop treated & cleaned on site – Designed to close the loop for”
“The ultimate master plan of @Tesla is to create sustainable abundance for all [@Tesla] Sustainable abundance”
“Extremely hard to steal a Tesla [@Tesla] If you set up PIN to drive, a thief would not be able to drive off in your Tesla, even if they somehow gain access to your keycard, phone or vehicle The PIN pad also appears in a slightly different place on the screen every time, so finger grease doesn’t give away your PIN 🔒”
“🚀🚀 [@MargoMartin47] President @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk hop in a Tesla!”
“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”
“FAFO time [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇺🇸WHO’S PAYING TO BURN TESLAS? DOJ & CONGRESS PROBING THE MONEY TRAIL The Molotov attacks on Tesla dealerships weren’t just mindless rage—they were coordinated, armed, and funded. Now, the Department of Justice is digging deeper. Investigators are pursuing not just the”
“Tesla Superchargers enable long distance travel anywhere in North America, except the Arctic [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Supercharger Network, North America”
“It was easy to predict. This is their standard playbook. Look at what they did to President @realDonaldTrump. He was loved by democrats until he ran for president. Now they call him Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, etc and try to kill him. [@WesternLensman] 2022: Elon predicts the left would launch a “dirty tricks campaign” once he decided to leave the party of “division and hate." 2025: Death threats, Tesla stores shot up, Superchargers firebombed, cyber attacks on 𝕏 and conservative 𝕏 users swatted. They proved him right.”
“Zero for seven years, despite increasing the value of the company >2000% [@SawyerMerritt] WSJ: "Elon Musk was the lowest-paid chief executive of an S&P 500 company last year. Tesla paid him $0."”
“Now, it is official! [@teslaownersSV] And Elon Musk did Starbase is officially a city.”
“Glad you’re ok! ❤️ [@rishivohra] 🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast. I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with”
“Cool 😎 [@joeroganhq] Joe Rogan Takes Delivery Of His New Unplugged Performance Tesla S-APEX https://news.dupontregistry.com/tesla/joe-rogan-takes-delivery-of-his-brand-new-up-tesla-s-apex/”
“I worked most of the weekend too. Still do. Only left the Tesla engineering lab in Palo Alto a few hours ago. [@Dogetothemoon] Back in the day, @ElonMusk spent three days at SpaceX and two days at Tesla, and weekends at home with his five sons and his wife. I don't think he had time to hang out with Epstein on the island.”
“If you’re in Korea and want to work on chip design, fabrication or AI software, join Tesla! [@Tesla_AI] We’re hiring AI chip design engineers in Korea”
“How to vote your Tesla shares”
“Tesla diner just opened in LA [@Tesla] Tesla Diner is retro-futuristic diner & drive-in charging experience all wrapped into one 80 V4 Supercharger stalls are open to all NACS-compatible EVs, making it the largest urban Supercharger in the world”
“Try Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@Scobleizer] Our robot has driven me and the family for two hours in driving rain across one of USA’s most dangerous roads. Without my hands touching the wheel once. It is how it handled pudddles, two brown streams crossing the road that most impresses me. While coming at us fast. None of”
“Tesla is making a big investment in Japan with service & Superchargers. Many of the parts in Teslas are made in Japan. Panasonic has been our biggest strategic supplier over the past 2 decades. [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla plans to double the number of service centers in Japan to more than 30 this year, seeking to improve after-sales support for customers and gain market share. https://asia.nikkei.com/business/automobiles/electric-vehicles/tesla-to-double-japan-service-center-network-as-ev-customer-base-grows”
“lol [@ICannot_Enough] The headline literally said: Sell $TSLA. Check the date. 8 years ago this month. Why? “The competition is coming.” 👀”
“True [@EvasTeslaSPlaid] Nothing would have happened without the amazing @SpaceX Starship Tream. Cheers 🫶”
“Test drive a Tesla and see for yourself!”
