The tweet archive.

“Kids playing Beach Buggy in Tesla store https://t.co/palYq9rPzl”

“Btw, you can buy a Tesla online in less than 2 mins & give it back for a full refund for any reason https://t.co/46TXqRJ3C1 http://Tesla.com”

“Tesla Autopilot saves lives [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has revealed that in Q2 2025, they recorded one crash for every 6.69 million miles driven in which drivers were using Autopilot technology. For drivers who were not using Autopilot technology, @Tesla recorded one crash for every 963,000 miles driven. By comparison,”

“Btw, just want to express a word of appreciation for the hard work of the Tesla Gigafactory team. Reason I camped on the roof was because it was less time than driving to a hotel room in Reno. Production hell, ~8th circle …”

“@WholeMarsBlog Please advise people to be wary of margin loans. Tesla has always been a high variability stock, often with no obvious rhyme or reason. We are confident about long-term value creation, but cannot control the manic-depressive nature of the stock market.”

“Excited to have Larry Ellison & Kathleen Wilson-Thompson join the Tesla board! https://t.co/CQyvkgsCsT”

“And it only gets better from here [@SawyerMerritt] Jason Cammisa on trying @Tesla FSD V14 during an hour long trip after being critical of FSD in the past: "I had to eat my shit and my words; This f**king car drove us the entire way, expertly, making lane changes whenever it wanted, with nothing dangerous. No jerks, no… https://x.com/i/web/status/1998107725557899315”

“@greggertruck Daddy is very much home. Am burning the midnight oil with Optimus engineering on Friday night, then redeye overnight to Austin arriving 5am, wake up to have lunch with my kids and then spend all Saturday afternoon in deep technical reviews for the Tesla AI5 chip design. Fly”

“@MuskUniversity This is the fundamental reason why Tesla was the first new American car company to reach sustained positive cash flow since Chrysler ~100 years ago. The product has to be compelling enough to overcome a fundamental cost disadvantage.”

“Grok voice is the best [@XFreeze] Grok Voice Agent API is now one of the most advanced voice AIs in the world It ranks #1 on BigBench Audio for speech reasoning Grok Voice already powers voice mode across Grok apps and runs in millions of Tesla vehicles Conversations feel so natural, expressive, fluid, and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008985155529310591”

“@Tesla In close traffic, poisonous gas spewing from the car in front of you goes straight into your AC intake. Good thing gas/diesel carmakers didn’t cheat on their emissions or we’d be in real trouble 😅”

“@Anc_Aesthetics @Tesla This person is not currently employed by Tesla”

“When you read double standard articles about Tesla, please ask why. Maybe there’s a good reason that isn’t obvious.”

“@JeffTutorials An early season episode of the Tesla soap opera!”

“@Teslaconomics @boringcompany The real reason for the “high speed rail” is money-laundering to bureaucrats, consultants & unions, not actually transport. That is where the billions spent so far have gone. That is why they don’t want an actually cost-efficient high speed transport system.”

“Tesla self-driving [@HansCNelson] Had my first LOOONG road trip experience on V14 over the past week. It drove over 99.9% of all the miles for the whole trip. Holy smokes. It was so good! I don't care how fast an ICE car can fuel up. I NEVER want to drive that far without @tesla FSD again.”

“Grok can understand video [@AdamLowisz] I used @Grok on your Davos speech. I wanted to find a clip of a specific portion where you talk about using Optimus to help the elderly. My grandmother recently fell and broke her hip. Grok found the exact timestamp for me. 🫡”

“@teslaownersSV We should require government ID and in-person voting (unless valid medical/ military/etc excuse), like other countries do or like if you want to buy beer”

“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @teslacn @TeslaOwnersEBay @blueskykites @Kristennetten @JenniCurrent @daelmor @IheartTesla @EvrybodynthrMom Children are essential to the future”

“@LauraLoomer Teslas will also automatically keep the car temperature at safe levels even without asking, in order to protect little kids and pets”

“Congrats to Tesla team on Model 3 winning best midsize car in Germany! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 https://t.co/4CDTf4c3eC https://www.axelspringer.com/en/press-releases/mobility-requires-freedom-the-golden-steering-wheel-2019-bild-am-sonntag-and-auto-bild-award-the-best-cars”

“In advance of this, please try to hack Starlink & Tesla Mothership!”

“@FonsDK @WholeMarsBlog @jasondebolt @SawyerMerritt @teslaownersSV @forwardcap @farzyness @garyblack00 Reaching volume production & achieving positive cash flow is insanely hard”

“@heyitsyashu I should note that the Tesla board is great. The reason for no new “compensation plan” is that we are still waiting for a decision in my Delaware compensation case. The trial for that was held in 2022, but a verdict has yet to be made. I put “compensation plan” in quotes,…”

“@weddleandsons @Tesla Nice work”

“Reason RBC question about Model 3 demand is absurd is that Tesla has roughly half a million reservations, despite no advertising & no cars in showrooms. Even after reaching 5k/week production, it would take 2 years just to satisfy existing demand even if new sales dropped to 0.”

“@MmeAlexandraS @MoodysInvSvc @SPGlobalRatings @ICannot_Enough @RonMadison11 @garyblack00 Tesla doesn’t need debt, so the rating doesn’t impact us, but it is silly”

“@SERobinsonJr @Tesla It’s practically invisible”

“@Teslaconomics Solving AI5 was existential to Tesla, which is why I had to focus both the teams on that chip and I’ve personally spent every Saturday for several months working on it. This will be a very capable chip. Roughly Hopper class as single SoC and Blackwell as dual, but it costs… https://t.co/61ozupKg7A https://x.com/i/web/status/2013108912380326218”

“@EvaFoxU And I will review the audit personally. If you drive a Tesla, you should be able to believe in it to your core.”

“@flcnhvy Tesla is responsible for 2/3 of all the personal & professional pain in my life combined. But it was worth it.”

“@austinhinson_ @Tesla Note, I am putting a lot of time personally into advancing Tesla service to make it awesome. Hopefully, this is starting to be felt by Tesla owners.”

“@RanNatanzon @Tesla @Cortica This is completely false. Never even heard of Cortica. Just taking my kids on a Spring Break trip to see ancient historical sites in Israel & Jordan.”

“@Tesla I’m excited to work with Silver Lake and Goldman Sachs as financial advisors, plus Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz and Munger, Tolles & Olson as legal advisors, on the proposal to take Tesla private”

“Reason for top rating is that active steering & braking safety features of Tesla Autopilot are turned on no cost for all cars https://t.co/HBKwAEbgc9 https://www.wired.com/story/tesla-model-3-can-survive-crash-avoid-one-too/”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @NASASpaceflight @thejackbeyer We might use SN16 on a hypersonic flight test”

“@SawyerMerritt Ashok was the first person recruited from my tweet saying that Tesla is starting an Autopilot team!”

“RT @Breaking911: FAFO: Daniel Clarke-Pounder, 24, faces 20 years in federal prison after he allegedly firebombed a Tesla charging station i…”

“@PPathole @teslaownersSV Have kids!”

“Model 3 Performance https://t.co/CONgjmwndY https://drivetribe.com/p/5-reasons-why-the-tesla-model-3-MFTljJiQT_KQhux0eIvspQ”

“@teslaownersSV Thanks :) Seriously, it was so insane! Fud still happening a little, but doesn’t resonate when enough people have the product.”

“@Teslaconomics It’s much bigger than that because everyone will want at least one Optimus personally. Who wouldn’t want their own personal R2-D2/3CPO?”

“@jasondebolt @heydave7 Will discuss with Tesla Board”

“@Erdayastronaut The FSD improvement will come as a quantum leap, because it’s a fundamental architectural rewrite, not an incremental tweak. I drive the bleeding edge alpha build in my car personally. Almost at zero interventions between home & work. Limited public release in 6 to 10 weeks.”

“@Teslarati Rawlinson didn’t design Model S. Prototype was done before he joined & he left us in the lurch just as things got tough, which was not cool. He did make some contributions to body/chassis engineering, but not to powertrain, battery, electronics or software.”

“@rhemrajani9 @WholeMarsBlog @DavidSacks @JLinWins @BlueMoonTrades @MomAngtrades @DisruptorStocks @RinainDC @valueandtime @EvasTeslaSPlaid @Barchart @jasondebolt 🤣”

“@teslaownersSV It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven”

“@FutureJurvetson @Tesla @gjurvetson Thanks for your support over the years”

“RT @elonmusk: @WallStreetMav Those who financed the attacks against Tesla will go to prison”

“@SERobinsonJr SpaceX/Tesla will be always be major customers of TSMC and not competitors in the normal sense of the word”