The tweet archive.

“Only a matter of time before someone steals a Tesla while playing GTA on a Tesla”

“The gauntlet has been thrown down! The prophecy will be fulfilled. Model S price changes to $69,420 tonight!”

“Franz throws steel ball at Cybertruck window right before launch. Guess we have some improvements to make before production haha. https://t.co/eB0o4tlPoz”

“Thanks to everyone who worked so hard to make Tesla successful. My heart goes out to you.”

“Tesla is going to develop a quiet, electric leafblower”

“Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!”

“The whole Tesla senior team is investigating this matter right now. Will post more information as soon as we learn anything. We’ve never seen anything like this.”

“Built bullet tough [@teslaownersSV] My Cybertruck is an absolute beast.”

“Teslas have automatic overheat protection to cool the car, ensuring the safety of babies and pets [@stillgray] If you leave your pet in a hot vehicle you deserve to have this happen to your car.”

“Optimus https://t.co/d6AU3p4xBn”

“We are going to position Cybertrucks with Starlinks and free WiFi in a grid pattern in the areas that most need it in the greater LA/Malibu area”

“Cybertruck at Tesla Engineering HQ https://t.co/2xo9Hjgfk9”

“Cybertruck is tougher than a bag of nails”

“Arctic [@Tesla] Frost Blue Falcon Wings”

“Working on the Tesla Master Plan 4. It will be epic.”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] Police Tesla Model S Plaid vs police Ford Explorer acceleration test. )”

“Yeah, it’s awesome. Once you use Tesla Autopilot/FSD for commuting, you won’t use any other car.”

“Optimus https://t.co/nbRohLQ7RH”

“.@steveaoki just received his Cybertruck https://t.co/bJv7LEqQI3”

“Shanghai just experienced the most powerful typhoon in 75 years! Best wishes for the resilient & resourceful people of Shanghai. I have asked our Tesla Shanghai team to help anyone in distress to the best of our ability.”

“Going for a walk with Optimus https://t.co/6mLJCUp30F”

“Tesla Gigafactory Supercomputer Cluster https://t.co/aYIZ3pQ0nV”

“There was (still is) a massive cyberattack against 𝕏. We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources. Either a large, coordinated group and/or a country is involved. Tracing … [@cb_doge] First, protests against DOGE. Then, Tesla stores were attacked. Now, 𝕏 is down. I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that this downtime is the result of an attack on 𝕏.”

“Super cool Tesla light show! https://t.co/o6r5zqDbGU”

“First time that a car has delivered itself to its owner! [@Jagarzaf] @elonmusk @Tesla_AI That was me! So excited to have been a part of this thank you! @elonmusk @Tesla”

“Total game changer. If you haven’t tried Tesla Autopilot, you don’t know how awesome it is.”

“Tesla went public at $1.5B valuation 14 years ago. Valuation today is over $500B.”

“Even though Tesla is the only company who manufactures their EVs in California! This is insane.”

“Cybertruck in the wilds”

“Now we’re up to 22 Dem senators all doing the same cringe video simultaneously! I will buy a Cybertruck for anyone can provide proof of who wrote this particular piece of propaganda. First person to post proof in the replies to this post gets the truck! [@ScottJenningsKY] Voters: We need more authenticity in our politicians! Dems:)”

“Tesla has a Semi 😉 [@tesla_semi] North to the future”

“Cybercab in Paris [@thisistechtoday] I had a chance to see the Tesla Cybercab unveiled in Paris, France.”

“Looking forward to Tesla Investor Day on March 1. By this, we mean the broadest definition of investor, as in the people & life of Earth. It will be a message of good hope & positivity for the future.”

“Unsupervised full self-driving begins [@Tesla_AI] Teslas now drive themselves from their birthplace at the factory to their designated loading dock lanes without human intervention One step closer to large-scale unsupervised FSD )”

“Terrorism [@CollinRugg] JUST IN: The FBI is on the scene after several Teslas were lit on fire at a Tesla service center in Las Vegas, according to LV Review-Journal. The arson incident unfolded at 2:45 am in what appears to be a terror attack. "Communications received information that an individual”

“Potential Tesla/SpaceX collab: ride hailing works even if you’re in space!”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] "I will fight to my last drop of blood to ensure that 🇺🇸 remains the land of freedom and opportunity” Elon Musk )”

“Tesla Sentry Mode captures video of anyone attempting to harm it. Bad news for criminals. [@Tesla] Smile, you’re on camera”

“Optimus at the Tron premiere [@Tesla_Optimus] Tried to start a fight at the Tron: Ares premiere”

“Tesla Actually Smart Summon going to wide release next week!”

“Both @Tesla and @xAI are looking to hire networking engineers & technicians”

“Tesla Semi will be available worldwide”

“I’ve mentioned something like this before, but, if any of my companies goes public, we will prioritize other longtime shareholders of my other companies, including Tesla. Loyalty deserves loyalty.”

“Terrible [@amuse] TERROR: Senator Schumer refused to criticize attacks on Tesla stores, employees, and customers; but willingly criticized Musk for cutting waste, fraud, and abuse from government.”

“Tesla has a Semi 😉 [@tesla_semi] North to the future”

“Starship departs for Mars at the end of next year, carrying Optimus. If those landings go well, then human landings may start as soon as 2029, although 2031 is more likely. [@Teslaconomics] Happy 23rd Anniversary to @SpaceX! Founded on March 14, 2002, and still pushing the limits of what’s possible, here’s to the next chapter of making life multi-planetary!”

“Congratulations Tesla cell team!”

“The @Tesla diner https://t.co/YrWDV11nrZ”

“The public vote is unequivocally in favor of Texas! Tesla will move immediately to hold a shareholder vote to transfer state of incorporation to Texas.”

“Starship will hopefully depart for Mars at the end of next year with Optimus explorer robots! [@MAstronomers] This is Mars! 140 million miles away from us!”