“RT @ICannot_Enough: Average annual stockholder returns by $TSLA & $AAPL CEO: • Elon Musk (Tesla): 36.3% • Steve Jobs (Apple): 24.9% • T…”
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“@Macwars Fair point. Will hold on EU price change until Tesla gets clarity from regulators about Smart Summon feature release date.”
“RT @paranoidream: If you are a Tesla shareholder, please read the following step-by-step instructions for filing a complaint in judicial mi…”
“Trouble in Missouri. Auto dealers trying to sneak in a monopoly creation bill today http://t.co/p6zqtsaYpi http://www.teslamotors.com/blog/trouble-missouri”
“@RenataKonkoly @Teslarati Yes, the droids can now hold down the center core”
“Hold down voice button & say "Play Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic". Model S can play almost any song via Internet.”
“Auto dealers in Texas are trying to stop Tesla. Would appreciate your help in fighting for what's right http://t.co/5T4pH7u5fX http://wot.motortrend.com/tesla-takes-on-texas-dealers-association-349795.html#axzz2P3te9cYC”
“RT @gruizdevilla: @Tesla If you're a European shareholder, you can vote. Contact your bank (I have). I've been an investor since 2013 and a…”
“RT @gailalfaratx: Full verbatim transcript — Elon Musk, Tesla 2025 Shareholders Meeting, Austin, TX (Nov 6): And this is really necessary…”
“@dealer_of_happy @Tesla One day’s grace, taking into account time zone confusion. Will revert tomorrow.”
“@huby @87spider @ryan_caldbeck @Tesla Exactly. Overheat protection is always on, but you can also tap “maintain” & your car will hold a cool or warm temp for a few hours while parked.”
“@WillFealey Ideal situation in breakdown/accident (assuming no injuries) is that Tesla arrives at scene fast with top-of-the-line service loaner”
“@autonomyEV @tesla_truth @marialauraadr @_TomCross_ He was the real deal”
“@sheldonth @FactsDataTruth @Tesla Not exactly. We just bundled the upgrade package into Performance. No problem if you want to return the car, but I think lifetime free Supercharging is a good deal.”
“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”
“@Heretic_Soul @Model3Owners Leasing negatively effects Tesla cash flow, so we prob won’t offer Model 3 leases for 6 to 9 months. Loan financing is a better deal anyway, as bank conservatism for new car models is v conservative about residual value, but Teslas have always had strong residual value.”
“@Teslatunity @Model3Owners There aren’t really meant to be “Tesla incentives”, just general price changes to reflect optimal value of product, as we sometimes get prices of some variants wrong or need to (partially) address shifts in tax incentives. Overarching principle, however, is same deal for all.”
“Minnesota auto dealers tried to pass legislation to block Tesla stores. Bill was just defeated in Senate. Thanks MN!”
“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”
“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”
“Mass. judge denies auto dealers' demand to kill our little Tesla store. Yay, justice prevails! http://t.co/MqnNYScE http://www.autonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20121120/RETAIL07/121129989/mass-judge-denies-dealers-request-for-injunction-on-tesla-store”
“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”
“Great article on Tesla-dealer battle by Leilani Munter (@CarbonFreeGirl), who lives in NC http://t.co/pvEmE5pEVN http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/leilani-munter/tesla-north-carolina_b_3327721.html?utm_hp_ref=email_share”
“Yay for democracy! @latimes asks: Should Tesla Motors be able to sell directly to consumers? http://t.co/IhSNht6bgx http://www.latimes.com/business/autos/la-fi-hy-tesla-ceo-takes-dealer-fight-to-texas-says-he-can-sell-more-cars-20130410,0,1676772.story”
“Cybertruck production line https://t.co/sGYuVFLy3c”
“Apologies to those expecting Cybertruck deliveries in California over the next few days. We need to use those trucks as mobile base stations to provide power to Starlink Internet terminals in areas of LA without connectivity. A new truck will be delivered end of week.”
“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”
“Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️”
“Yes 🇺🇸 [@teslaownersSV] I will fight for and die in America Elon Musk )”
“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”
“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”
“This will become normal in a few years [@cb_doge] Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿”
“We have now confirmed that the explosion was caused by very large fireworks and/or a bomb carried in the bed of the rented Cybertruck and is unrelated to the vehicle itself. All vehicle telemetry was positive at the time of the explosion.”
“Congrats Tesla Team!”
“Just drove the production candidate Cybertruck at Tesla Giga Texas! https://t.co/S0kCyGUBFD”
“Joe Rohan shatters an arrow on Cybertruck that would easily go through a normal car https://t.co/XSMjnoE5Xp”
“Just learned tonight at Mar-a-Lago that Jeff Bezos was telling everyone that @realDonaldTrump would lose for sure, so they should sell all their Tesla and SpaceX stock 🤭”
“Not all good news. Virginia DMV Commissioner just denied Tesla a dealer license, despite Hearing Officer being in favor.”
“Wow, it’s so crazy the Epstein “killed himself” before realizing he was “innocent” 🙄 And Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for what exactly? Oh yeah. Epstein client arrest counter is still zero. [@Teslaconomics] Sorry… maybe a dumb question. But if there are Epstein files, videos, and names tied to serious crimes, why hasn’t anyone been arrested yet?”
“Cybertruck on Hoth https://t.co/x6jKop8diQ”
“Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.”
“😂 [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk be like”
“Plaid Model S ships next month https://t.co/HFUPTnQiPB”
“😎 [@margomartin] POV: you’re riding in a Cybertruck with President @realDonaldTrump”
“@POTUS I paid 53% taxes on my Tesla stock options (40% Federal & 13% state), so I must be lifting the average! I also paid more income tax than anyone ever in the history of Earth for 2021 and will do that again in 2022. @CommunityNotes, is the 3% number cited above accurate?”
“@RalphNader Ralph Nader, you are lying – shame on you! I personally provided almost all Tesla funding, based on my proceeds from PayPal, from Series A in 2004 until Series C in 2007. In late 2008, I gave Tesla the last money I had. It was that or the company would have died. We closed that…”
“@DrEliDavid If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.”
“Auto Dealer Sterling McCall makes the case for Tesla direct sales in Texas http://t.co/JcHETe0d2l http://www.chron.com/opinion/outlook/article/Let-s-drive-business-in-Texas-forward-4473447.php”
“(from making fun of Gates for shorting Tesla while claiming to support climate change action)”
“Juneteenth is henceforth considered a US holiday at Tesla & SpaceX”
