The tweet archive.

“Latest software improves Tesla Supercharger times by up to 25% for all Tesla S/X/3 worldwide, incl original 2012 Model S. Not splitting power across 2 Supercharger stalls helps all cars up to 50%.”

“Glad to see that Tesla owners are having a good experience. Working to improve further. Some cool software updates coming soon. https://t.co/16NabnHeuD https://x.com/teslamotorsclub/status/943864830943006721”

“@cleantechnica To my surprise, Tesla has better AI hardware & software than Waymo (money)”

“@xDaily Tesla had no place to send the Nvidia chips to turn them on, so they would have just sat in a warehouse. The south extension of Giga Texas is almost complete. This will house 50k H100s for FSD training.”

“Longer version of self-driving demo with Paint It Black soundtrack https://t.co/YuUmyEaCgR https://www.tesla.com/videos/autopilot-self-driving-hardware-neighborhood-long?redirect=no”

“@BernieSanders And why aim your attacks at Tesla, when we’re doing more than any other company on Earth to advance green/sustainable energy? Have you read the news? https://t.co/34tzBk5TIv https://www.cbsnews.com/news/warmest-year-on-record-2020-likely/”

“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Was just getting warmed up https://t.co/JbJ8TxyaAz”

“@heyitsyashu I should note that the Tesla board is great. The reason for no new “compensation plan” is that we are still waiting for a decision in my Delaware compensation case. The trial for that was held in 2022, but a verdict has yet to be made. I put “compensation plan” in quotes,…”

“@Halo @pewdiepie Cybertruck is inspired by games like Halo. Warthog irl!!”

“Looks like the Model S P100D Easter egg will allow it to do 0 to 60 mph in 2.4 sec and a 10.6 sec 1/4 mile via software update next month”

“The FSD price will continue to rise as the software gets closer to full self-driving capability with regulatory approval. It that point, the value of FSD is probably somewhere in excess of $100,000.”

“@WholeMarsBlog HW4 software will lag HW3 by at least another six months, as our focus needs to be on getting FSD on HW3 working super well and provided internationally.”

“@Tesla Would like to thank Robyn for joining the team. Great respect. Very much look forward to working together.”

“@WholeMarsBlog They have no idea how hard FSD is. Only path to success imo is hardcore real-world AI software with dedicated NN inference acceleration ASICs in car, multibillion dollar NN training supercluster and 10+ billion miles of vehicle data. Good luck.”

“@Teslarati Adding software feature to open glovebox automatically when car comes to a stop after a crash. Will look at bonding a thin plastic sheet to the front or back of screen.”

“@LewisWithrow5 @SawyerMerritt I’ve tried to warn them and even offered to license Tesla FSD, but they don’t want it! Crazy … When legacy auto does occasionally reach out, they tepidly discuss implementing FSD for a tiny program in 5 years with unworkable requirements for Tesla, so pointless. 🤷‍♂️ 🦕 🦕”

“@TeslaBoomerMama Thank you and many others for your stalwart support through thick and thin ❤️”

“@JonErlichman You have the “invests in Tesla” part wrong. Do I look like Warren f* Buffett to you?”

“@tim_zaman @itsclivetime Super exciting work happening at Tesla in AI software, chip design & robots!”

“@cb_doge Unfortunately, very heavy Tesla obligations require that the visit to India be delayed, but I do very much look forward to visiting later this year.”

“@tesla_raj New HVAC firmware coming soon that will make it quieter”

“Anyone who purchased full self-driving will get FSD computer upgrade for free. This is the only change between Autopilot HW2.5 & HW3. Going forward “HW3” will just be called FSD Computer, which is accurate. No change to vehicle sensors or wire harness needed. This is v important.”

“@teortaxesTex @zephyr_z9 If you need an academic institution or some prize-awarding organization for your work to be recognized, your work is just not that great. It didn’t matter what prizes were awarded to Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton or Galileo. Irrelevant.”

“@korihale @Tesla @CultureBanx @Forbes We use less than 3% cobalt in our batteries & will use none in next gen”

“@heydave7 @RealDanODowd @nytimes @Tesla @RealDawnProject Green Hills software is a pile of trash. Linux ftw.”

“@teslaownersSV @boo Never seen anything so messed up. Wish it wasn’t. But we’re making good progress, albeit with many 2 steps forward, 1 step back situations.”

“Tesla deliveries & AP hardware chart by @lexfridman at MIT https://t.co/6vZxKMcec2”

“@wholemars I must give @AnthropicAI credit here: Opus 4.5 is outstanding. They are doing particularly excellent work at the pretraining level. However, Grok wins when applied to logic (software is just logic at scale) that isn’t in the Opus pretraining. For example, the Tesla chip design… https://t.co/JkpPOYGJIN https://x.com/i/web/status/1998876157991952622”

“@DefiyantlyFree @DarrigoMelanie Yeah. Tesla losses were high for many years, so carry forward. Super majority of profit is from production and sales overseas, not US. But the point I am making IS that we need tax reform!”

“Better to be in the Model X https://t.co/r0Tf79PSxE https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-model-x-tug-war-chevy-camaro/”

“@heydave7 The automakers keep being told that this isn’t real or that just buying some hardware from Nvidia will solve it. As Tesla robotaxis become widespread and their other solutions don’t work, they will naturally turn to us.”

“@matty_mogul @Tesla @karpathy Just want to emphasize this is the work of hundreds of awesome engineers in both software & hardware, over 1000 data analysts & billions of owner miles”

“@DriveTeslaca @baglino @esherifftv More importantly, there are lots of mounting points for third party hardware on Cybertruck”

“@farzyness Walter spent a lot of time with me in meetings, but much less time walking the factory floor. Tesla and SpaceX factories have a great vibe. We encourage playing music and having some fun. Very important for people to look forward to coming to work! We pay more than the UAW…”

“@AshleyEsqueda Tesla Car Karaoke hopefully ready in OTA software update version 10. Just played Missile Command, Asteroids & Lunar Lander in V9. Really fun!”

“A midnight amendment, followed by a vigorously opposed subpoena. Someone has been naughty … https://t.co/RJeiNJngGt https://cleantechnica.com/2017/08/22/tesla-wins-battle-war-michigan/”

“@teslaownersSV He was not on FSD. The software had unfortunately never been downloaded. I say “unfortunately”, because the accident probably would not have happened if FSD had been engaged.”

“@harald_murphy @SpaceX @Tesla @Jays200 A lot of improvement still coming just from software updates to satellites & terminals”

“@aelluswamy Worth hearing about Tesla Autopilot software/AI progress”

“@ScottAdamsSays @johniadarola @SenWarren I love Dilbert! Use it all the time to illustrate that we’re doing something wrong at Tesla/SpaceX if it could be a Dilbert cartoon irl. This happens more often than I’d like (sigh).”

“@Teslarati Rawlinson didn’t design Model S. Prototype was done before he joined & he left us in the lurch just as things got tough, which was not cool. He did make some contributions to body/chassis engineering, but not to powertrain, battery, electronics or software.”

“Tesla P85D 0 to 60mph acceleration will improve by ~0.1 sec soon via over-the-air software update to inverter algorithm”

“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey Sorry to Tesla beta users for the trouble! Issue turned out to be power saving mode interacting with FSD. Our internal QA fleet didn’t see this, because cars are constantly in use, so very rarely enter power saving mode. Internal QA will obv test this case going forward.”

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla AI, both hardware & software, is deeply underestimated”

“@Bobby_Gupta Def not ok. Just sent a reminder to Tesla stores that we just want people to look forward to their next visit. That's what really matters.”

“@pbeisel AI5 will punch far above its weight, because the entire Tesla AI software stack is designed to make maximally effective use of every circuit. We co-signed our AI software and hardware. Bear in mind that AI5, while it can be used for training in data centers, is primarily”

“Tesla self-driving AI with the Benny Hill option package https://t.co/gJAwzys7vV https://www.tesla.com/videos/autopilot-self-driving-hardware-neighborhood-short/?utm_campaign=GL_AP_111816&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=social”

“@teslavibes Couldn’t agree more — major software improvements are already in place to extend its life & more coming”

“New setting to receive Tesla software updates immediately”

“@SawyerMerritt The governor is correct that this is a Dojo Supercomputer, but $500M, while obviously a large sum of money, is only equivalent to a 10k H100 system from Nvidia. Tesla will spend more than that on Nvidia hardware this year. The table stakes for being competitive in AI are at…”