“Demonstrate Tesla self-driving to a friend tomorrow. It feels like magic.”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology [@teslaownersSV] "Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world." Elon Musk”
“Incredible medical care for all! [@niccruzpatane] Elon Musk on how Optimus will provide access to the best medical care for anyone in the world: “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman and will be able to do”
“If you haven’t tried the latest @Tesla self-driving, you are missing out. It will blow your mind how good it is! Pure magic. https://t.co/vHo2aa9udl”
“This is still just version 13 [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla FSD (Supervised) review in Australia: "Once you’ve driven with FSD for any length of time, it’s hard to imagine life without it. Elon Musk and Tesla have changed the way we drive forever. There's no looking back. We put it through a weekend of challenging traffic”
“🎯 [@Teslaconomics] It's hard to imagine a person NOT wanting his/her own personal humanoid robot and there are over 8B people on Earth today. It's also hard to imagine a business NOT wanting its own humanoid robot doing useful things and there are over 360M business on Earth today. This is what”
“Formal announcement of the TERAFAB project, which will be done jointly by @SpaceX and @Tesla, tonight around 8pm CT. Livestream on 𝕏. The goal is to produce over a TERAWATT of compute per year (logic, memory & packaging) with ~80% for space and ~20% for the ground.”
“It’s nuts that all other rockets just smash back to Earth! “The Falcon has landed” almost 500 times. [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk on Rocket Reusability: “Imagine a pallet of cash falling from space, about to burn up. Would you try to save it? Probably yes.” “So we want to get it back that way, we don’t have to make another one.””
“Government should go from Raptor 1 to Raptor 3 [@teslaownersSV] Engineering is magic. Government spending will be going through this efficiency )”
“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Elon believes Optimus will end poverty. “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman. And will be able to do medical procedures, very sophisticated medical”
“Optimus will be amazing for protecting and taking care of your elderly parents [@AdamLowisz] This is a great discussion by @elonmusk at the WEF in Davos on how Optimus will help the elderly. Our population is aging rapidly. Just the other day my grandmother fell and broke her hip. She lives by herself about an hour drive from me, so it's difficult to be there all the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014461643367870489”
“It only gets better from here [@DevinOlsenn] I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav issues and parking preferences (which I assume will get resolved in 14.3). How is the world not freaking out about FSD? I cannot believe how good it has”
“Great @Tesla_Optimus engineering & manufacturing review today! Imagine having your personal C-3PO & R2-D2 … Optimus will be even better.”
“Try it, you’ll like it! Totally new messaging and calling communication system that replaces the old DMs. [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 Did you know 𝕏 Chat lets you do all this? >Change your name anytime >Send disappearing messages >Block screenshots & get alerts >Mute/unmute chats easily >Voice & video calls >Preview media inside chat >Block messages >Delete entire conversation”
“@DirtyTesLa Anyone engaging in repeated theft of posts be demonetized”
“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla's Cybertruck has won MotorTrend's 2025 Best Tech for chassis technology. "Tesla fundamentally reimagined the rack-and-pinion steering the auto industry has spent nearly 100 years refining. That change unlocks real, tangible benefits. Thanks to steer-by-wire, Tesla’s… )”
“@teslaownersSV Discreet packaging optional”
“@JessePeltan Tesla will have the largest fleet of autonomous vehicles as far into the future as I can imagine”
“@thirdrowtesla Hard to imagine 2030”
“@PaperBagInvest Prototypes are easy, production is hard. Making an electric car was not the hard part of Tesla – dozens of companies have done that.”
“@teslaownersSV That’s Optimus 2.5. Optimus 3 will have agility roughly equal to an agile human.”
“Our condolences for the tragic loss https://t.co/zI2100zEGL https://www.teslamotors.com/blog/tragic-loss”
“@WholeMarsBlog It is increasingly clear that all roads lead to AGI. Tesla is building an extremely compute-efficient mini AGI for FSD.”
“RT @cb_doge: 🚨 President Trump on Cybertruck: "Look! I think I have a great imagination. Who else but this guy would design this? And eve…”
“RT @Tesla: Tesla shareholders: We need your vote! Our next chapter will help create a world we’ve only begun to imagine & put the world on…”
“@raginggoat @Tesla Tesla Rangers!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "The death threats aren't in my imagination. Just look at social media. These are whackjobs organized by left wing organ…”
“@teslaownersSV Nope, that is Santa & his magic reindeer”
“RT @djseo: The best tech feels like magic because it’s so normal you don’t even notice it… until you do. Took a ride in a Tesla Robotaxi…”
“@TonyChoMrMagic @TeslaEnergy One of the best Tesla Solar Roof installations”
“My comments in China weren't transcribed correctly. Tesla will keep making cars & batteries in CA & NV as far into future as I can imagine.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Engineering is magic https://t.co/08Yqket1rG”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "We're gonna take @DOGE to Mars! Can you imagine how awesome it will be to have 🇺🇸 astronauts plant the flag on anothe…”
“RT @altcap: Tesla FSD is pure magic and transformed how I drive! All this mis-directed hate toward @Tesla & @elonmusk sadly obscures the…”
“@Teslaconomics Comes in “discreet packaging” ☺️”
“@cutza7 When the car is FSD without supervision, ie robotaxi, you’ll be able to earn far more than monthly lease/loan cost by allowing others to use it. Managing a small fleet of robotaxis will be a career for many & much better than driving a single car.”
“@DrTeslaFSD @SawyerMerritt It’s like magic”
“RT @DevinOlsenn: I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav is…”
“@teslaownersSV Imagine will advance in capabilities like lightning”
“RT @Tesla: FSD Supervised drives “like the best chauffeur imaginable””
“RT @teslaownersSV: Engineering is magic https://t.co/pk4MRbzLjO”
“@teslaownersSV Tragic”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Engineering is magic Starship is the first ever rocket designed to take us to Mars. https://t.co/SZ8GG6g9xK”
“RT @tesla_na: Imagine not having to breathe in fumes in a parking garage because all cars are electric”
“@teslaownersSV RWD is slightly more efficient, but dual motor AWD is faster & more agile”
“@javagiri @Tesla We’re opening a lot of Tesla service centers next year, including Knoxville. Tesla will post upcoming city opening map this week.”
“@tbpn @shaunmmaguire @Tesla @xai @neuralink Pretty much. I’m open to other ideas, but seems like that’s what’s going to happen.”
“Try it out! [@VaibhavSisinty] Did xAI just mass-murder the entire voice AI industry? 🤯 Grok just launched two voice APIs. Speech-to-Text and Text-to-Speech. Built on the same stack powering Tesla cars and Starlink support. And priced at 10x cheaper than ElevenLabs. Speech-to-Text: $0.10/hr batch.”
“True [@teslaownersSV] “Sam Altman specifically stabbed Elon Musk in the back, made it a for profit company… Long story short, xAI is gonna be one of the top two players, three players, guaranteed.””
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: Grok surges past Gemini to claim #1 on OpenRouter’s monthly leaderboard! xAI’s Grok models processed nearly 8…”
