The tweet archive.

“Only a matter of time before someone steals a Tesla while playing GTA on a Tesla”

“Teslas have automatic overheat protection to cool the car, ensuring the safety of babies and pets [@stillgray] If you leave your pet in a hot vehicle you deserve to have this happen to your car.”

“Cybertruck is tougher than a bag of nails”

“Shanghai just experienced the most powerful typhoon in 75 years! Best wishes for the resilient & resourceful people of Shanghai. I have asked our Tesla Shanghai team to help anyone in distress to the best of our ability.”

“There was (still is) a massive cyberattack against 𝕏. We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources. Either a large, coordinated group and/or a country is involved. Tracing … [@cb_doge] First, protests against DOGE. Then, Tesla stores were attacked. Now, 𝕏 is down. I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that this downtime is the result of an attack on 𝕏.”

“First time that a car has delivered itself to its owner! [@Jagarzaf] @elonmusk @Tesla_AI That was me! So excited to have been a part of this thank you! @elonmusk @Tesla”

“Total game changer. If you haven’t tried Tesla Autopilot, you don’t know how awesome it is.”

“Now we’re up to 22 Dem senators all doing the same cringe video simultaneously! I will buy a Cybertruck for anyone can provide proof of who wrote this particular piece of propaganda. First person to post proof in the replies to this post gets the truck! [@ScottJenningsKY] Voters: We need more authenticity in our politicians! Dems:)”

“Looking forward to Tesla Investor Day on March 1. By this, we mean the broadest definition of investor, as in the people & life of Earth. It will be a message of good hope & positivity for the future.”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] "I will fight to my last drop of blood to ensure that 🇺🇸 remains the land of freedom and opportunity” Elon Musk )”

“Tesla Sentry Mode captures video of anyone attempting to harm it. Bad news for criminals. [@Tesla] Smile, you’re on camera”

“I’ve mentioned something like this before, but, if any of my companies goes public, we will prioritize other longtime shareholders of my other companies, including Tesla. Loyalty deserves loyalty.”

“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”

“Starship departs for Mars at the end of next year, carrying Optimus. If those landings go well, then human landings may start as soon as 2029, although 2031 is more likely. [@Teslaconomics] Happy 23rd Anniversary to @SpaceX! Founded on March 14, 2002, and still pushing the limits of what’s possible, here’s to the next chapter of making life multi-planetary!”

“Wow, this was just mean & cruel! [@libsoftiktok] The owner of the Tesla that was vandalized in Wichita, Kansas is a wheelchair-bound disabled woman who is now stuck with thousands of dollars worth of damage to repair. Democrats did this to a disabled woman. Democrat leadership incited this.”

“The public vote is unequivocally in favor of Texas! Tesla will move immediately to hold a shareholder vote to transfer state of incorporation to Texas.”

“Starship will hopefully depart for Mars at the end of next year with Optimus explorer robots! [@MAstronomers] This is Mars! 140 million miles away from us!”

“In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you. [@DevinOlsenn] FSD V14.1 Spends 20 Minutes Looking For Parking Spot at Costco This video is sped up 35x once we get hunting for a spot and during that time the car pulls of some really inellegent moves while searching. We did not once pass any empty available spots, the only issue is we didn't”

“Has there ever been such a level of coordinated violence against a peaceful company? I understand not wanting to buy a product, but this is extreme arson and destruction! [@Eric_Schmitt] The Tesla attacks are getting worse. Arson. Molotov cocktails. Bouts of gunfire. This isn't new. The Left has used violence as a political tool for decades. Only one thing can stop this. In the words of Pat Buchanan: "Force, rooted in justice, and backed by moral courage." 🧵”

“Tesla still plans to grow the Supercharger network, just at a slower pace for new locations and more focus on 100% uptime and expansion of existing locations”

“It is an EXTREMELY BAD BREACH OF ETHICS that the @WSJ would publish a DELIBERATELY FALSE ARTICLE and fail to include an unequivocal denial beforehand by the Tesla board of directors! [@Tesla] Earlier today, there was a media report erroneously claiming that the Tesla Board had contacted recruitment firms to initiate a CEO search at the company. This is absolutely false (and this was communicated to the media before the report was published). The CEO of Tesla is”

“Appears likely to be an act of terrorism. Both this Cybertruck and the F-150 suicide bomb in New Orleans were rented from Turo. Perhaps they are linked in some way.”

“Just did a walkthrough of the Tesla supercompute cluster at Giga Texas (aka Cortex). This will be ~100k H100/H200 with massive storage for video training of FSD & Optimus. Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Small world [@ianmiles] EXPOSED: Dylan Bryan Adams, the man accused of keying six Teslas in Minneapolis over Elon Musk's DOGE involvement, served as a financial policy compliance lead at Minnesota's Department of Human Services, where he handled reviews of Medicaid fraud.”

“It will require outstanding execution, but I think more like 1000% gain for Tesla in 5 years is possible [@JonErlichman] Expected profit growth in next 5 years: Tesla: 258% Nvidia: 193% Amazon: 137% Netflix: 128% Microsoft: 107% Alphabet: 76% Apple: 45% (based on analyst estimates))”

“Congratulations Tesla Powerwall team! These will make a big difference around the world. With a Powerwall, your home or business has guaranteed continuous power during utility blackouts or brownouts. Add solar to your roof and/or nearby ground and you can operate off grid.…”

“Something is deeply rotten about the democrats [@nicksortor] Not a SINGLE DEMOCRAT in Congress has condemned the terror attacks on Tesla, or the attempted m*rder of conservatives via swatting. WTF? Do these people REALLY hate America that much?”

“Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI and probably the first to make it in humanoid/atom-shaping form”

“💯 [@amuse] TERROR: Police claim terrorist is a victim of Democrat incitement. They were inspired to attack a Tesla because of Democrat leaders.”

“There is no doubt that shooting bullets into Tesla stores and burning down Superchargers are acts of terrorism [@FischerKing64] The left is taking issue with the attacks on Tesla dealerships and charging stations as ‘domestic terrorism.’ They want to call it ‘vandalism’ - and justify it. And yet grandmas who entered the Capitol peacefully on J6 were prosecuted as ‘insurrectionists.’ Sick.”

“Thank goodness, the wisdom of the people has prevailed! I am deeply appreciative of the jury’s unanimous finding of innocence in the Tesla 420 take-private case.”

“🫶 [@teslaownersSV] The Tesla Takeover Europe made a heart 🫶🏼 of Teslas We stand with Tesla and Elon Musk”

“Just to reiterate: Tesla will spend well over $500M expanding our Supercharger network to create thousands of NEW chargers this year. That’s just on new sites and expansions, not counting operations costs, which are much higher.”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@teslaownersSV] "I am a citizen of the United States and have only that passport. No matter what happens, I will fight for and die in America." Elon Musk”

“Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving [@Tesla] Instead of simply braking after the fact, FSD is able to anticipate intent before a pedestrian even steps into the road”

“Just left the @Tesla design studio. Most epic demo ever by end of year. Ever.”

“Crazy [@amuse] OH CANADA: British Columbia Premier David Eby said he was removing Tesla from its EV rebate program because of Elon Musk in violation of the Canadian Human Rights Act. Perhaps Elon should ban Canada from SpaceX and Starlink in retaliation.”

“Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago: https://t.co/6kvCf9HTHc”

“Nice of him to say [@ElonClipsX] JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon: Elon is our Einstein. It's rational he checks our government efficiency. “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him and his companies as much as we can. I think it is completely… )”

“There are very few people on Earth. Living in a big city gives you the illusion that Earth is full, but most of Earth is empty of people. [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk "All 8 billion people on Earth can fit on one floor in the city of New York. Another way, if you're flying across the country and your goal is to drop a water balloon on someone, you will fail because it's empty."”

“For the past several days, Tesla has been testing self-driving Model Y cars (no one in driver’s seat) on Austin public streets with no incidents. A month ahead of schedule. Next month, first self-delivery from factory to customer.”

“Heartfelt thanks to everyone supporting @Tesla, despite many attacks against our stores and offices ❤️❤️❤️ [@niccruzpatane] A friend in Texas recently picked up his Cybertruck because he wanted to support Elon/Tesla is blown away by Full Self-Driving. He is a first time EV owner. This all completely new to him. He replaced his Range Rover with Cybertruck.”

“The Cybertruck rear bench has three sets of isofix attachments and is wide enough to fit three child seats or three adults”

“The dirty tricks campaign against me & my companies happened exactly as predicted [@TheRabbitHole84] We have reached the "vandalize Teslas" part of the dirty tricks campaign”

“Not bad, @Tesla! [@MarioNawfal] TESLA OUTSOLD THE NEXT 10 EV BRANDS COMBINED IN Q1 2025 Tesla remained far ahead of the competition in Q1 2025, selling 128,100 EVs — more than the next 10 brands combined. The Model Y and Model 3 continued to lead the charts, showing Tesla’s strong grip on the U.S. electric”

“Long range Cybertruck now available [@Tesla] Cybertruck Long Range now available – $62,490 (incl. Federal Tax Credit) – 362 mi of range (est.) w/ Soft Tonneau – 6' x 4' bed – 7,500 lbs towing capacity”

“Altman literally testified to Congress that he wouldn’t get OpenAI compensation and now he wants $10 billion! What a liar. [@teslaownersSV] Open AI making moves to turn a non profit into for profit. Sam Altman gets 7% of the company in new for profit company. )”

“Should Tesla change its state of incorporation to Texas, home of its physical headquarters?”

“Optimus at the Tron Premiere! [@DisneyStudios] Greetings Programs. Welcome to the World Premiere of #TronAres”

“The standard Tesla Model Y now has a 320 mile range! Although it is rear-wheel-drive, the precision of Tesla’s electric motors means it still has great traction on snow & ice with all-season tires. https://t.co/Oj2hxF9yiE https://www.tesla.com/modely/design#overview”