The tweet archive.

“Tesla Master Plan Part Deux will be complete next year. Master Plan 3 was too complex for almost anyone to understand, but described how all of Earth could move to sustainable energy. Master Plan 4 will be concise. [@EricJorgenson] Friendly reminder that @elonmusk called his shots. 19 years ago, he posted the @Tesla Master Plan: 9 years ago, he posted Master Plan Part Deux:”

“Yeah [@teslaownersSV] Test drive a Cybertruck, It will blow your mind Elon Musk”

“Samsung agreed to allow Tesla to assist in maximizing manufacturing efficiency. This is a critical point, as I will walk the line personally to accelerate the pace of progress. And the fab is conveniently located not far from my house 😃”

“@RBReich All Tesla workers also get stock, so their compensation increased proportionately. You are a modern day moron.”

“There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).”

“Tesla Semi Truck in Mad Max Mode https://t.co/hL5v9rikhW https://x.com/jongold/status/931700690195324928”

“And the gas savings are very real. That’s why so many Uber drivers use Tesla!”

“Tesla Autopilot Drive on Navigation going to wide release in North America tonight”

“Cool, Tesla S/X have hospital operating room air quality when BWD mode is activated, so shd protect against even a weaponized virus https://t.co/gIELCeXN1C https://x.com/oloftenghoff/status/1001845642615017472”

“A Tesla works as a boat for short periods of time, as an electric car has no air intake or exhaust to block & battery/motor/electronics are water-sealed. Submarines are just underwater EVs. https://t.co/1U63ZoVj3q https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYFo6fXPvU”

“Try it out! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”

“Grok is #1 [@teslaownersSV] Breaking: Grok 4.1 Fast Smashes 1 Trillion Token Milestone in Under a Week, Seizing Top Spot on OpenRouter xAI’s latest powerhouse, Grok 4.1 Fast, has rocketed past a staggering 1.16 trillion tokens processed—just days after its mid-November 2025 launch—eclipsing rivals like… https://x.com/i/web/status/1994125495009771623”

“@Tesla This is in addition to existing Cabin Overheat Protection, which come on automatically at high temps to ensure any babies or pets in the car are safe”

“😎 [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 first impressions: the good: - destination options are incredible and very well done. parking has been fast and flawless so far, zero corrections and right between the lines. also pulls into the driveways of houses very reliably and actually parks itself, feels like the”

“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Twitter What more could you ask for in a CEO!?”

“Tesla Megapacks are highly effective in addressing electricity demand spikes that cause power outages”

“@Teslaconomics Looking fake is how you know it’s real these days”

“@MinimalDuck @Tesla Cybertruck is something special that comes along once in a long while”

“We’re going to include some fun games as hidden Easter eggs in Tesla S, X & 3. What do you think would be most fun in a car using the center touch screen?”

“@PPathole @Tesla Autopilot prime directive is: don’t crash. What seems fast to humans is slow to a computer. 360 degree low light vision & sonar, plus forward radar enable to be superhuman. Upcoming software upgrades will increasingly show the potential.”

“Grok hits #1 in New Zealand [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok is #1 in New Zealand 🇳🇿 (#1 overall on App Store and in productivity)”

“@Tesla Physics”

“Reality is a Tesla, like most electric cars, is over 500% *less* likely to catch fire than combustion engine cars, which carry massive amounts of highly flammable fuel. Why is this never mentioned?”

“@Tesla Yes, they are! 🤣”

“Yup [@teslaownersSV] Legacy media is best thought of as a click-maximizing machine, not a truth-maximizing machine. Elon Musk )”

“@WholeMarsBlog No further TSLA sales planned after today”

“@JohnnaCrider1 @POTUS Teslas are the most made-in-USA vehicles”

“Exactly [@teslaownersSV] Here's what's happening with your messages: You chat about a product on WhatsApp, and suddenly ads for it flood your feed. Coincidence? No your data is being sold. 𝕏 Chat offers a better way: end-to-end encryption, zero backdoors, and real privacy protection”

“Tesla Solar just relaunched. Lmk what you think … https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”

“@DefiantLs If you add up all the government funding Tesla and SpaceX have ever received, it is only about 1% of the combined value of the companies. In contrast, if you do that with US and European major aerospace companies, the government money they have received *exceeds* 100% of their… https://t.co/P57hWzKKLL https://x.com/i/web/status/2021663314716373227”

“@unusual_whales This is idiotic on so many levels: 1. That cretin never advised me on anything whatsoever. 2. The notion that I would need or listen to financial advice from a dumb crook is absurd. 3. JPM let Tesla down ten years ago, despite having Tesla’s global commercial banking…”

“@niccruzpatane Already have thousands of times over. My “net worth” is almost entirely due to my ownership stakes in Tesla and SpaceX. I have <0.1% that is cash. Tesla and SpaceX employees all receive stock/options and Tesla is >80% owned by retail investors and index/pension funds, so value… https://t.co/3cXP7theq7 https://x.com/i/web/status/2023158948501594300”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣”

“Tesla Model S estimated EPA range is now above 390 miles or ~630 km https://t.co/sNFzIkuJpC https://www.tesla.com/models/design#battery”

“Love that people are buying a Tesla for the product itself, even if they don’t believe in climate change. Not everyone can be convinced about global warming, but if an electric car is simply the best product, they don’t need to be.”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣”

“@Teslaconomics That’s the goal!”

“Super strong roof that generates clean energy, looks great & costs less than a normal roof plus solar panels! https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE http://Tesla.com/solarglass”

“T-shirt is bulletproof & makes u buff! https://t.co/wO0oAakclu https://t.co/8k1WvVO1sm https://shop.tesla.com/en_ca/product/men_s-cybertruck-bulletproof-tee?sku=7654399-00-A”

“@RolandForTexas And Tesla employs thousands of people, has brought manufacturing back to America, is decarbonizing the world and pays out tens of billions in wages every year!”

“@LindseyGrahamSC First of all, Tesla hasn’t had that consumer tax credit for years & we didn’t ask for this one – GM & Ford did”

“In case you missed Tesla AI Day 2022 https://t.co/Sbu0peXpY1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODSJsviD_SU&t=1s”

“@teslaownersSV @JonErlichman 😜”

“@TeslaPodcast Wow, that’s a lot of podcasts! Ok, I will do one. Maybe we could combine with Dave Lee and a few others.”

“Good feedback from FSD Beta 10 users! 10.0.1 point release rolling out now. 10.1 rolls out a week from Friday with beta request button.”

“Send https://t.co/op5s4ZiSwh links to friends http://Grokipedia.com [@teslaownersSV] Next time someone asks you a question… Just send them a Grokipedia link. It’s the most accurate, unbiased knowledge base online fact-checked, updated, and built to find the Truth.”

“Goal is to service your car wherever you are, quietly & quickly. No need to bring it to a Tesla service center.”

“@ACTBrigitte Since Gates still has a multi-billion dollar short position against Tesla while claiming to help with global warming, I guess I have some trust issues with him too”

“@teslaownersSV Correct”

“@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.”