“Tesla P85D (assembled in Tilburg) beats 650 hp MacLaren from 0 to 150km/h in Dutch magazine test http://t.co/HKbOyFgUzi http://m.telegraaf.nl/autovisie/article/24599505/autovisie-tv-elektrische-auto-maakt-gehakt-van-supercar?utm_source=mail&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@AustinTeslaClub @Tesla @TeslaOwnersEBay @TeslaOwnersUAE @EvaFoxU @leastImAlive @teslaownersSV @gailalfa1 @live_munro @OwenSparks_ I wish there were more”
“@TheDailyShow Thanks for helping sell Teslas!! 😂”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Four years of Tesla Optimus Progress https://t.co/HTrUmEZOaI”
“RT @teslaenergy: Powerwall providing backup power in Spain & Portugal during last week’s outages https://t.co/wnQjVcHwWw”
“RT @Tesla_AI: Our approach to autonomy also enables scalability: Tesla self-driving can be deployed anywhere it's approved. It does not r…”
“RT @Tesla: Megapack is our utility-scale energy storage platform, a key part of our mission to achieve sustainable abundance via sustainabl…”
“RT @Tesla_AI: FSD is trained on billions of real-world miles, including power outages 📸 @edgecase411 https://t.co/JrFsyqK0Cn”
“@teslaownersSV @pbeisel With some luck and acceleration using AI, we might be able to tape out AI6 in December”
“@MountSinaiNYC @Tesla You’re welcome!”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla The industry experts said this was impossible”
“RT @TheCaptainEli: I’m sorry for everything that’s happening to you in the U.S. I support Tesla, Elon Musk, and Tesla owners. 🫶 https://t.c…”
“@teslaownersSV @DOGE Haha, make him say “DOGE” again 🤣🤣”
“@teslaownersSV To inform & entertain is our goal!”
“@bruce_mittleman Tesla cannot continue to lose money. To achieve our goal of environmental sustainability, Tesla must be financially sustainable or we will cease to exist.”
“@JoeTegtmeyer @teslascope @johnkrausphotos Your car needs a camera upgrade, which is free of charge. There are a few thousand cars in a similar situation. Replacement cameras will be available early next month.”
“RT @muskonomy: 🚨 BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang on Tesla — “It’s safer. It’s more convenient. It’s more fun to drive.” He praised Tesla…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Mainstream media's review of @Tesla's FSD (Supervised) after using it public roads in Australia: "To have this car driv…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "I will fight to my last drop of blood to ensure that 🇺🇸 remains the land of freedom and opportunity” Elon Musk https:/…”
“RT @Tesla_AI: Autopilot tech is ~9x safer than the US average”
“@GailAlfarATX @SpaceX @latestinspace @4thFromOurStar @cnunezimages @jessica_kirsh @JoeTegtmeyer @redditSpacePorn @Tesla @OwenSparks_ Константи́н Циолко́вский”
“@teslaownersSV Technical details will be in release notes”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla Cybercab autonomously cruising around Giga Texas today. Can’t wait until these things are everywhere on public ro…”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Happy birthday!”
“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @breezefps The Bay Area is already saturated with user terminals, which is why wait time for a terminal is long. Rush hour speeds will improve as more satellites reach operational orbits, with a giant improvement with V2 sats. Note, speeds outside of rush hour times should be very high.”
“@teslaownerssv @Tesla Thanks to a lot of great Autopilot/AI hardware & software engineers at Tesla!”
“@meamZ_MZ @widespreadcha0s @HeyMarkL @Tesla Over time, it will be 100% sustainable”
“@GailAlfarATX @SpaceX @SirineAti @austinbarnard45 @OwenSparks_ @TacosandTeslas @EvaFoxU @DimaZeniuk @Grandpajoe42 @AstroJordy Yes”
“@TeslaBoomerMama @Tesla @Tesla_AI @robotaxi ❤️”
“@stevenmarkryan Now ask the Tesla AI”
“@realGeorgeHotz @JackRhysider @comma_ai Tesla is absurdly efficient at inference, because we’re limited by a ~200W in-car computer and actually can’t brute force a solution with several kW of Nvidia GPUs”
“@JayinShanghai @brc06 @Tesla @TeslaCharging @teslacn They will”
“@helloitstanya98 @RenataKonkoly @teslanatrix @SweetSirenDream @kerrikgray @captainarve @DimaZeniuk @JaneidyEve @EvaFoxU @jessica_kirsh Sorry about that. We’re working on it.”
“@amoghbhushan @TeslaClubIN @WholeMarsBlog @MKBHD Thanks for waiting!”
“@JamesWLaw1 @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Definitely. Might be less than 5 years away, as current version Neuralinks are semi-generalized neural read/write devices with ~1000 electrodes and tinnitus probably needs <<1000. Future gen Neuralinks will increase electrode count by many orders of magnitude.”
“RT @ray4tesla: Does that look like a Nazi solute? That’s what Elon was called out for and yet MSN remains silent on this one. What’s going…”
“@nuerburgring @Tesla Great work by Tesla team, with special thanks to Tesla Automation in Prüm, who were critical to many high-performance parts of Plaid!”
“@OwenSparks_ @Tesla_AI Very few manually driven cars will be sold in the future”
“@TeslaSynopsis AI irl is happening. Trying to secure Alcatraz as the venue. It’s perfect.”
“RT @FarzadMediaINC: "Why do you trust Elon to execute DOGE in a good faith manner?" "I will tell you why..." w/ @TeslaLarry @elonmusk @Ha…”
“@teslaownersSV Human-AI symbiosis, for those who want it, is the optimal outcome”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla's VP of AI Software Ashok Elluswamy on what it's like to work with Elon Musk: "I meet with him every week. He is r…”
“RT @elonmusk: @WholeMarsBlog They will switch from claiming that Tesla self-driving is fake to Tesla self-driving is unfairly good”
“@dblcapcrimpin @Tesla_AI Ah yes, that is coming. We prioritize safety before convenience.”
“RT @EvasTeslaSPlaid: Walter Isaacson: Elon Musk isn't motivated by money or power. He deeply cares about humanity. "Elon has a deep care ab…”
“@jgrano305 @AustinTeslaClub It is still available off menu, but I don’t think the range, in many drive conditions, yet meets the Tesla standard of excellence”
“@cybertruck @Tesla_AI Sorry it’s taken longer than expected 😂”
“@EPavlic @SpaceX @teslaownersSV @DJpowers69 @NASAMars @TheMarsSociety @WholeMarsBlog @DimaZeniuk @AIXBird @Rainmaker1973 @StarshipGazer We will be there one day”
“@SawyerMerritt That’s how you know the reporter *really* hates Tesla and/or is being fed this bs by a PR (aka propaganda) company paid by the lawyers”
“RT @xdNiBoR: > Tesla will never succeed > Elon can't start a space company > Neuralink will never work > SpaceX will never reuse a rocket…”
