The tweet archive.

“RT @VigilantFox: BREAKING: Pam Bondi just confirmed that a MASSIVE Tesla terrorist arrest is coming. “Within the next 24 hours, you’re goi…”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 SpaceX has more active satellites in orbit than rest of Earth combined, tracking to double rest of Earth soon”

“@TheEconomist The Economist used to be boring, but smart with a wicked dry wit. Now it’s just boring (sigh). Tesla will be profitable & cash flow+ in Q3 & Q4, so obv no need to raise money.”

“@teslaownersSV @stevenmarkryan Education is the path out of poverty and Internet access enables education”

“@heydave7 @Tesla A remarkable junction in history”

“RT @RobSchneider: I STAND with TESLA because Elon Musk STANDS for AMERICA!”

“RT @SecDuffy: Stopped by @Tesla Gigafactory in Austin with @ElonMusk to see firsthand the future of autonomous vehicles. We need American…”

“To simplify production, many Tesla Model S & X interior configs, will no longer be available after Nov 1. Order now to be sure of the one you want.”

“@stillgray Cybertruck is the worst possible choice for a car bomb, as its stainless steel armor will contain the blast better than any other commercial vehicle”

“@Teslaconomics You’re right. The actual time from when FSD sort of works to where it is much safer than a human is several years. The legacy car companies won’t design the cameras and AI computers into their cars at scale until several years after that. So this is maybe a competitive… https://t.co/9W5TaSTjwQ https://x.com/i/web/status/2008418074152636903”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge https://t.co/porMpnWtuk”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Join our underground movement!”

“@Teslaconomics So many NN’s, the visualizer tool crashes trying to render them”

“Try Tesla Insurance. Should be ~20% less than avg. Currently only in California, but expanding soon. Critical feedback much appreciated. https://t.co/L8xv8vxllj http://Tesla.com/insurance”

“@weddleandsons @Tesla Nice work”

“@TeslaGong That is my gaming laptop, which has never had a sticker until now”

“@teslaownersSV Discreet packaging optional”

“@TesLatino Sorry, this is one of the last neural nets to be updated to surround video (from single camera, single frame)”

“Vote tally shows ~85% of unaffiliated shareholders in favor of the Tesla/SolarCity merger! Thanks for believing.”

“The FSD price will continue to rise as the software gets closer to full self-driving capability with regulatory approval. It that point, the value of FSD is probably somewhere in excess of $100,000.”

“As mentioned before, Tesla full self-driving option price will increase after May 1. You can order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr. http://Tesla.com”

“Working on Top Secret Tesla Masterplan, Part 2. Hoping to publish later this week.”

“Love this Tesla P100D drag racing video https://t.co/rxTTFOn8mp https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARzujfRiQ3c&feature=youtu.be”

“@MightyTesla @SamTalksTesla @ElonsWorld @Nikola_Truth @WholeMarsBlog @RenataKonkoly @stevenmarkryan @vincent13031925 @HyperChangeTV @TeslaPodcast Hell of a ride!”

“@Scobleizer An accurate assessment. What is also mindblowing is that the inference compute power needed for 8 cameras running at 36FPS is only about 100W on the Tesla-designed AI computer. This puny amount of power is enough to achieve superhuman driving! It makes a big difference that we…”

“@cybrtrkguy The regulatory process for approval to offer insurance is extremely slow & complex, varying considerably by state. Tesla is hoping to offer real-time (based on actual driving history) insurance in Texas next month. Probably next year before we get approval in New York.”

“Those who predicted Tesla & EVs would be dead & autonomy would never happen are same people attacking Tesla today for 6-12 month delays, while ignoring major automakers 5+ years late. Why the double standard?”

“@TeslaPodcast @SenateDems @Sen_JoeManchin @SenatorSinema @SenateGOP Good point. Time to move on from hybrid cars. That was a phase.”

“@RomainHedouin Tesla is worth more than all other automotive companies combined. Which of those CEOs would you like to run Tesla? It won’t be me.”

“Reason RBC question about Model 3 demand is absurd is that Tesla has roughly half a million reservations, despite no advertising & no cars in showrooms. Even after reaching 5k/week production, it would take 2 years just to satisfy existing demand even if new sales dropped to 0.”

“@blueskykites @Grimezsz @WholeMarsBlog @SpaceXMR @musky_meme @CovelloMassimo @SpaceX @Kristennetten @EliBurton_ @Erdayastronaut @28delayslater @TeslaAndDoge @bevedoni @TeslaHype @OwenSparks_ @RationalEtienne It’s true – I do think a lot about rocket engine chamber pressure ahaha”

“@tslaming @Tesla @gigafactories @TeslaZoa Tesla invents a lot and then makes the patents open source, so anyone can use them”

“@WholeMarsBlog HW4 software will lag HW3 by at least another six months, as our focus needs to be on getting FSD on HW3 working super well and provided internationally.”

“@Teslaconomics lol”

“Btw, Tesla actually receives *least* subsidies of any automaker in US. Federal tax credit applies to other automaker EVs, but no longer Tesla.”

“@teslaownersSV (Actually) Smart Summon is almost done”

“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX High pain threshold”

“As a thank you to Tesla short sellers, we named a 💨 after them haha https://t.co/5GCgM4RT4W https://techcrunch.com/2018/12/19/listen-to-a-tesla-make-6-farting-noises-on-demand/”

“@SawyerMerritt @TeslaRoadTrip This will be a big deal over time”

“@Teslarati Tesla has an option to purchase this land, but has not exercised it”

“Lease a Tesla online in a few mins & have it delivered to your house (return within 7 days for full refund) https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“@WholeMarsBlog This variant of the Model Y doesn’t start production in the US until the end of next year. Might not ever, given the advent of self-driving in America.”

“Major new Tesla product line -- not a car -- will be unveiled at our Hawthorne Design Studio on Thurs 8pm, April 30”

“@TeslaSynopsis @joerogan @realDonaldTrump It’s not like I don’t want those things”

“@TesLatino We created our own connector, as there was no standard back then & Tesla was only maker of long range electric cars. It’s one fairly slim connector for both low & high power charging. That said, we’re making our Supercharger network open to other EVs later this year.”

“Most people don’t know that the Tesla Supercharger network allows easy long distance travel throughout USA, most of Europe, Canada and China https://t.co/ZzN9Tabq8C https://www.tesla.com/findus?v=2&bounds=70.04727546592196%2C-72.3304073559143%2C-11.962870650187314%2C-138.2483761059143&zoom=3&filters=supercharger”

“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 🎯 “My opinion is Burnt Hair is just Elon saying, chill out, have a laugh, and share a laugh.””

“@MmeAlexandraS @MoodysInvSvc @SPGlobalRatings @ICannot_Enough @RonMadison11 @garyblack00 Tesla doesn’t need debt, so the rating doesn’t impact us, but it is silly”

“@DimaZeniuk @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @dami_kolz @Kristennetten @1stMarsColonist @melaniemadri @daelmor @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @AstroJordy @28delayslater It is an honor to work with such talented engineers”

“@rough__sea Yes. Optimus will be the first Von Neumann machine, capable of building civilization by itself on any viable planet.”