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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV @DrKnowItAll16 @alx Advertisers avoid controversy, so all that is needed for ADL to crush our US & European ad revenue is to make unfounded accusations. They have much less power in Asia, so our ad revenue there is still strong. This “controversy” causes advertisers to “pause”, but that pause is…”
“Tesla history trivia: we didn’t actually come up with the Tesla Motors name. Bought trademark off Brad Siewert for $75k in late 2004. He’d originally filed for it in 1994. Our alternative name was Faraday, which was used by a competitor several years later.”
“Get this question a lot, so need to clarify that there’s no such thing as a Tesla “refresh”. Other car companies do this every ~3 years, but Tesla constantly upgrades vehicle hardware every week.”
“@tesla_truth Read it on @BBCScienceNews https://t.co/k9nJ5Q2QBS”
“@teslanatrix @MarioNawfal Interesting that Gates sends money to Spiegel, which then writes hit pieces about me. Der Spiegel ist korrupt!”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay If remaining tests go well, we will attempt a Starship launch next month”
“Last coal shipment arrived in Hawaii at same time as Tesla Megapack batteries that will enable 24/7 sustainable energy https://t.co/zlqJHLsAQq”
“@slashdot I walked the production line at Tesla Giga Texas today”
“@SethAbramson @WestPoint_USMA Are you seriously so retarded that you think I donated a Cybertruck to a Russian general? That’s amazing 🤣🤣”
“Teslaquila coming soon …”
“@tobi You can also now play all Steam games on the latest Model S/X cars”
“So many countries are dying out [@teslaownersSV] 🇮🇹 Italy’s demographic crisis deepens: The birth rate has been plummeting over the past seven years. Number of live births (approx.): • 2018: ~450,000 • 2019: ~420,000 • 2020: ~400,000 • 2021: ~400,000 • 2022: ~393,000 • 2023: ~379,000 • 2024: ~370,000 • 2025 (on… https://x.com/i/web/status/2001858243665260604”
“This is the best way to use @Grok Imagine: [@Teslaconomics] Elon, this is fuckin crazy 🔥🔥🔥”
““At Tesla, using AI to solve self-driving isn’t just icing on the cake, it the cake” - @lexfridman Join AI at Tesla! It reports directly to me & we meet/email/text almost every day. My actions, not just words, show how critically I view (benign) AI. https://t.co/iF97zvYZRz https://www.tesla.com/autopilotAI”
“@TSLAFanMtl @DoctorJack16 I didn’t start the fight, but I will finish it.”
“Amazing work by Tesla team. Built entire new general assembly line in 3 weeks w minimal resources. Love u guys so much! Pic of 1st Model 3 dual motor performance coming off the line … https://t.co/Xr55P3fmGd”
“True [@HCGNYC] @WR4NYGov The word 'funding' in and of itself is disingenuous. SpaceX bids for service contracts. They typically have offered the most compelling cost and delivery and yet our feckless Gov still awards contracts to SpaceX competitors. Tesla is the most American made autos, will soon also…)”
“Cool [@mikepat711] Grok in the Tesla is incredible for a first release beta. I’ve been intentionally using it more while I’m running errands to get advice on recipes, ask it medical questions, etc. the key is speed. It’s amazing how fast it responds. Really didn’t expect it to work so well. it’s”
“@kvlly Would be cool if car took you to a random fun place traveled to by other Tesla owners in the area”
“Tesla Sentry Mode coming soon for all cars with Enhanced Autopilot”
“Bear in mind, it is super fun, but just an early beta. Imagine will vastly improve in the weeks and months to come. [@niccruzpatane] Grok Imagine is seriously so impressive, even at its early stages. Check out the reflection in the mirror, and in the visor of Optimus.”
“@AstroJordy @Tesla We can’t wait to build this crazy truck! It’s a total rethink of vehicle mechanical architecture & production methods, so super hard project, but worthwhile in the end.”
“Tesla Master Plan Part Deux will be complete next year. Master Plan 3 was too complex for almost anyone to understand, but described how all of Earth could move to sustainable energy. Master Plan 4 will be concise. [@EricJorgenson] Friendly reminder that @elonmusk called his shots. 19 years ago, he posted the @Tesla Master Plan: 9 years ago, he posted Master Plan Part Deux:”
“Yeah [@teslaownersSV] Test drive a Cybertruck, It will blow your mind Elon Musk”
“Samsung agreed to allow Tesla to assist in maximizing manufacturing efficiency. This is a critical point, as I will walk the line personally to accelerate the pace of progress. And the fab is conveniently located not far from my house 😃”
“@RBReich All Tesla workers also get stock, so their compensation increased proportionately. You are a modern day moron.”
“There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).”
“Tesla Semi Truck in Mad Max Mode https://t.co/hL5v9rikhW https://x.com/jongold/status/931700690195324928”
“And the gas savings are very real. That’s why so many Uber drivers use Tesla!”
“Tesla Autopilot Drive on Navigation going to wide release in North America tonight”
“Cool, Tesla S/X have hospital operating room air quality when BWD mode is activated, so shd protect against even a weaponized virus https://t.co/gIELCeXN1C https://x.com/oloftenghoff/status/1001845642615017472”
“A Tesla works as a boat for short periods of time, as an electric car has no air intake or exhaust to block & battery/motor/electronics are water-sealed. Submarines are just underwater EVs. https://t.co/1U63ZoVj3q https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYFo6fXPvU”
“Try it out! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”
“Grok is #1 [@teslaownersSV] Breaking: Grok 4.1 Fast Smashes 1 Trillion Token Milestone in Under a Week, Seizing Top Spot on OpenRouter xAI’s latest powerhouse, Grok 4.1 Fast, has rocketed past a staggering 1.16 trillion tokens processed—just days after its mid-November 2025 launch—eclipsing rivals like… https://x.com/i/web/status/1994125495009771623”
“@Tesla This is in addition to existing Cabin Overheat Protection, which come on automatically at high temps to ensure any babies or pets in the car are safe”
“😎 [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 first impressions: the good: - destination options are incredible and very well done. parking has been fast and flawless so far, zero corrections and right between the lines. also pulls into the driveways of houses very reliably and actually parks itself, feels like the”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Twitter What more could you ask for in a CEO!?”
“Tesla Megapacks are highly effective in addressing electricity demand spikes that cause power outages”
“@Teslaconomics Looking fake is how you know it’s real these days”
“@MinimalDuck @Tesla Cybertruck is something special that comes along once in a long while”
“We’re going to include some fun games as hidden Easter eggs in Tesla S, X & 3. What do you think would be most fun in a car using the center touch screen?”
“@PPathole @Tesla Autopilot prime directive is: don’t crash. What seems fast to humans is slow to a computer. 360 degree low light vision & sonar, plus forward radar enable to be superhuman. Upcoming software upgrades will increasingly show the potential.”
“Grok hits #1 in New Zealand [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok is #1 in New Zealand 🇳🇿 (#1 overall on App Store and in productivity)”
“@Tesla Physics”
“Reality is a Tesla, like most electric cars, is over 500% *less* likely to catch fire than combustion engine cars, which carry massive amounts of highly flammable fuel. Why is this never mentioned?”
“@Tesla Yes, they are! 🤣”
“Yup [@teslaownersSV] Legacy media is best thought of as a click-maximizing machine, not a truth-maximizing machine. Elon Musk )”
“@WholeMarsBlog No further TSLA sales planned after today”
“@JohnnaCrider1 @POTUS Teslas are the most made-in-USA vehicles”
