The tweet archive.

“(from making fun of Gates for shorting Tesla while claiming to support climate change action)”

“Juneteenth is henceforth considered a US holiday at Tesla & SpaceX”

“This actually works in Teslas right now https://t.co/anY7NHZmIo”

“Excited to announce start of production of Tesla Semi Truck with deliveries to @Pepsi on Dec 1st! https://t.co/gq0l73iGRW”

“Tesla team just completed a 500 mile drive with a Tesla Semi weighing in at 81,000 lbs!”

“We have extra FDA-approved ventilators. Will ship to hospitals worldwide within Tesla delivery regions. Device & shipping cost are free. Only requirement is that the vents are needed immediately for patients, not stored in a warehouse. Please me or @Tesla know.”

“Exxon is rated top ten best in world for environment, social & governance (ESG) by S&P 500, while Tesla didn’t make the list! ESG is a scam. It has been weaponized by phony social justice warriors.”

“A friend just sent me this excerpt from a Tesla blog I wrote 14 years ago https://t.co/Hr8w52ithY”

“Only a matter of time before someone steals a Tesla while playing GTA on a Tesla”

“CNN about halfway through East Coast Supercharger test drive of @TeslaMotors Model S w @PeterDrives & @AbigailBassett”

“The gauntlet has been thrown down! The prophecy will be fulfilled. Model S price changes to $69,420 tonight!”

“Thanks to everyone who worked so hard to make Tesla successful. My heart goes out to you.”

“Model X review by Jim Motavalli. I think he likes the car. http://t.co/aY1nx9FP http://www.forbes.com/sites/eco-nomics/2012/02/13/why-the-tesla-model-x-is-a-home-run/”

“Tesla is going to develop a quiet, electric leafblower”

“Model S Signature series sold out as of today https://t.co/pKbR0ziP https://www.teslamotors.com/own”

“Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!”

“Tesla Model X video http://t.co/pjcaicOc http://onforb.es/AnzX7A”

“That's not just paranoia (a healthy trait at times). Tesla really is under massive attack by short sellers http://t.co/PUxAOOm2 http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/tsla/short-interest”

“The whole Tesla senior team is investigating this matter right now. Will post more information as soon as we learn anything. We’ve never seen anything like this.”

“Teslas have automatic overheat protection to cool the car, ensuring the safety of babies and pets [@stillgray] If you leave your pet in a hot vehicle you deserve to have this happen to your car.”

“Arctic [@Tesla] Frost Blue Falcon Wings”

“Working on the Tesla Master Plan 4. It will be epic.”

“Shanghai just experienced the most powerful typhoon in 75 years! Best wishes for the resilient & resourceful people of Shanghai. I have asked our Tesla Shanghai team to help anyone in distress to the best of our ability.”

“Tesla Gigafactory Supercomputer Cluster https://t.co/aYIZ3pQ0nV”

“There was (still is) a massive cyberattack against 𝕏. We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources. Either a large, coordinated group and/or a country is involved. Tracing … [@cb_doge] First, protests against DOGE. Then, Tesla stores were attacked. Now, 𝕏 is down. I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that this downtime is the result of an attack on 𝕏.”

“Super cool Tesla light show! https://t.co/o6r5zqDbGU”

“First time that a car has delivered itself to its owner! [@Jagarzaf] @elonmusk @Tesla_AI That was me! So excited to have been a part of this thank you! @elonmusk @Tesla”

“Total game changer. If you haven’t tried Tesla Autopilot, you don’t know how awesome it is.”

“Tesla went public at $1.5B valuation 14 years ago. Valuation today is over $500B.”

“Even though Tesla is the only company who manufactures their EVs in California! This is insane.”

“Tesla has a Semi 😉 [@tesla_semi] North to the future”

“Cybercab in Paris [@thisistechtoday] I had a chance to see the Tesla Cybercab unveiled in Paris, France.”

“Looking forward to Tesla Investor Day on March 1. By this, we mean the broadest definition of investor, as in the people & life of Earth. It will be a message of good hope & positivity for the future.”

“Terrorism [@CollinRugg] JUST IN: The FBI is on the scene after several Teslas were lit on fire at a Tesla service center in Las Vegas, according to LV Review-Journal. The arson incident unfolded at 2:45 am in what appears to be a terror attack. "Communications received information that an individual”

“Potential Tesla/SpaceX collab: ride hailing works even if you’re in space!”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] "I will fight to my last drop of blood to ensure that 🇺🇸 remains the land of freedom and opportunity” Elon Musk )”

“Tesla Sentry Mode captures video of anyone attempting to harm it. Bad news for criminals. [@Tesla] Smile, you’re on camera”

“Tesla Actually Smart Summon going to wide release next week!”

“Both @Tesla and @xAI are looking to hire networking engineers & technicians”

“Tesla Semi will be available worldwide”

“I’ve mentioned something like this before, but, if any of my companies goes public, we will prioritize other longtime shareholders of my other companies, including Tesla. Loyalty deserves loyalty.”

“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”

“Terrible [@amuse] TERROR: Senator Schumer refused to criticize attacks on Tesla stores, employees, and customers; but willingly criticized Musk for cutting waste, fraud, and abuse from government.”

“Tesla has a Semi 😉 [@tesla_semi] North to the future”

“Congratulations Tesla cell team!”

“Wow, this was just mean & cruel! [@libsoftiktok] The owner of the Tesla that was vandalized in Wichita, Kansas is a wheelchair-bound disabled woman who is now stuck with thousands of dollars worth of damage to repair. Democrats did this to a disabled woman. Democrat leadership incited this.”

“The @Tesla diner https://t.co/YrWDV11nrZ”

“The public vote is unequivocally in favor of Texas! Tesla will move immediately to hold a shareholder vote to transfer state of incorporation to Texas.”

“Sure is insanely ironic that the people shooting bullets into Tesla stores, burning down cars and generally being violent are calling me a Nazi when I have done literally zero violence at all 🤷‍♂️ [@DefiyantlyFree]”

“😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down https://buff.ly/SM4YUu5”