“@ConfuEth @WholeMarsBlog @StuartZuckerma1 Tesla AI/Autopilot could probably beat the best human around a track already. Eventually, it really won’t be a contest at all. Human reflexes cannot match machines.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @teslaownersSV: "Elon Musk hired DOGE wizards—like the guy who used AI to read the burnt scroll from Pompeii. These are exactly the kind…”
“@AdamLowisz There is possible future where Optimus and space AI vastly exceed the current goods & services output of Earth”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Teslarati @ResidentSponge @neuralink Yes”
“RT @teslaownersSV: ELON MUSK: "If the federal government was a public company, it would be de listed immediately. It would fail it's audit…”
“@rajmathai @Tesla @Teslarati No standard automotive solution could be built in time, so we created a new solution. It is working & has slightly higher quality than the more traditional general assembly line. Perhaps most surprising is that the total cost of production in the Sprung tent is lower.”
“@WallStreetSilv @SawyerMerritt No, Daimler’s $50M investment in May 2009 was the crucial money that saved Tesla. We would have bounced payroll one month later.”
“@Kristennetten @StianWalgermo @Tesla @ARKInvest @WholeMarsBlog @alex_avoigt @Teslarati @TeslaPodcast @mortenlund89 I was in the Berlin paint shop talking to the team on my last visit. It’s gonna be great! But bear in mind that it takes about a year for a new factory to reach volume production. Production is super hard work, which is why I have great respect for those who do it.”
“@EPavlic @MyDogeCTO @MyDogeCEO @nl_dogecoin @DimaZeniuk @RenataKonkoly @Kristennetten @GailAlfarATX @TeslaAIBot @big3aliens @teslaownersSV Unknown, he was a rescue”
“@ZainS180 @VikingRocket @WholeMarsBlog Cybertruck is intentionally an insane technology bandwagon”
“@stclairashley You can empty the drum magazine of a Tommy Gun and still not penetrate the Cybertruck”
“@Ed_Spartan_117 @Tesla @NYKChannel Wait until you see what Cybertruck will do”
“@teslaownersSV @TeslaNY Dark Helmet emotes Plaid well”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @GailAlfarATX @Tesla @EvaFoxU @Proxima06_Aiai @DBurkland @lewins_ian @Lstad78 @1stMarsColonist @JosephVVallace @dubbleotrippleo No, I meant wide release to high safety score beta participants. Going to all beta participants is expected later this year.”
“@teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Cybertruck”
“@JohnnaCrider1 @thirdrowtesla We’ll try to get & deliver as many as possible. N95 masks are a pain to wear btw. Less onerous masks are better most of the time.”
“Tesla dual motor cars are also all-wheel drive. Main goal of dual motor was actually insane traction on snow. Insane speed was a side effect”
“RT @Tesla_AI: Hello world, meet @robotaxi”
“RT @ThomasSowell: Jamie Dimon: "You’ve got to look at Elon Musk, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be help…”
“RT @Tesla_AI: Giga Texas production now uses FSD Unsupervised to deliver cars from end of line to the outbound logistics lot. Over 50,000…”
“@teslanomicsco @Wayfair @TeslaClubSweden Wow, thanks for the couch! I will match the donation from my foundation.”
“@DanielleFong @growing_daniel As Andrej said, if you hit Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla!”
“RT @KnowledgeArchiv: The Tesla "T" logo comes from Nikola Tesla's original electric motor patent btw Pretty cool. https://t.co/vV1eZ1MaIk”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Every failure builds greatness keep going Elon https://t.co/1KBeZi582I”
“@ClaudioOmbrella @Tesla @slcuervo @alex_avoigt @ClubTeslaES @teslaownersSV @TeslaSchweiz @TeslaMotorsClub @vaielettrico 🇨🇭Yay Switzerland!! 🇨🇭”
“@yunta_tsai @TeslaBoomerMama So many times, we have automated production steps that should not even exist”
“@teslaownersSV @heyitsyashu Waiting for the case to be decided”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla is waiting for EU approval (sigh)”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "AI needs to say the truth & know the truth, even if the truth is unpopular” Elon Musk https://t.co/op3xbqgswz”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Starship isn’t using AI to land. Code written by engineers. 🤯🤯🤯 It’ll take us to Mars https://t.co/DhgAS2FwKd”
“@technology Our biggest limitation with Fremont is convincing enough associates to build cars when they have so many other job opportunities in the Bay Area! Thanks again Tesla team for doing the hard work of building real products that people love ♥️”
“@yukaichou @Tesla Any feature requests?”
“@DirtyTesla Production release update coming this week, which includes raising max speed to 80 mph. Sorry, 75 mph limit was done as precautionary measure. Turned out to be unnecessary.”
“@billhuang688 @woonomic @VaibhavSisinty I put in all I had, whereas Eberhard, who was worth over $10M at the time, refused to invest a penny to help Tesla. If it was really his baby, he would never have stood by while it starved to death. https://t.co/ZDfYLD5qkL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Solomon”
“@teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Probably”
“@abhiyogi Slight chance of Starship flight to Mars crewed by Optimus in Nov/Dec next year. A lot needs to go right for that. More likely, first flight without humans in ~3.5 years, next flight ~5.5 years with humans. Mars city self-sustaining in 20 to 30 years.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Neuralink plus Optimus has potential for incredible artificial limbs”
“@ICannot_Enough @thirdrowtesla Explains the sad lack of progress in candy research!”
“RT @linija172: I mocked him almost daily when he bought a Tesla, mocked him when he went on trips to visit charging stations, mocked him wh…”
“@teslaownersSV I never said this!”
“@brian_heide @Tesla What about a heavy duty, paintball machine gun mounted on the bed rails?”
“@jeremychrysler @Tesla We will look into this & adjust. In general, I’d recommend against using recirc, as the range advantage is small.”
“@Cernovich China is operating normally across hundreds of suppliers & all of Tesla Shanghai”
“@teslaownersSV @RyanGirdusky @GoodPoliticGuy If birth rates remain unchanged, South Korea will be ~6% of its current population in three generations, with a majority of people over age 60”
“@EforElectric @WSJ That tweet did take immense effort 🤣🤣 Fair point tho. Powerwall production is now ramping fast. Tesla was cell-starved last year, so we had to switch all lines to make packs for cars, which meant Powerwall production was living off scraps.”
“@Sofiaan @RationalEtienne @thirdrowtesla @ICannot_Enough @Hein_The_Slayer @rmattila74 @28delayslater @kimbal @MoWo91 @Kristennetten @vincent13031925 Plaid Cybertruck is what I will drive”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "AI needs to say the truth & know the truth, even if the truth is unpopular” Elon Musk https://t.co/op3xbqh0m7”
“RT @FoxNews: 'Astroturf': Critics speculate Tesla protests are not a grassroots movement, but carefully organized campaign https://t.co/1AE… null”
“RT @XFreeze: Joe Rogan really bet Elon Musk $1 that he could pierce the Cybertruck with his compound bow it literally exploded against the…”
“@AustinTeslaClub @TslaCC @teslaquadcities @teslaownersvn @SjvTesla @TeslaOwnersEBay @CodingMark @billhuang688 @gailalfa1 @Tesla 🥰”
