“But here’s the rub, Tesla never has to bribe Kia drivers to buy a Tesla …”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Tesla annual meeting in 25 mins!”
“If our retro-futuristic diner turns out well, which I think it will, @Tesla will establish these in major cities around the world, as well as at Supercharger sites on long distance routes. An island of good food, good vibes & entertainment, all while Supercharging! [@elonmusk]”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”
“Tesla engineering redesigned lithium refining from physics first principles [@tesla_na] Our Lithium Refinery is designed to have a much lower carbon footprint than traditional hard rock refineries – Acid-free refining helps produce a safe coproduct – Water is recycled throughout production, with every drop treated & cleaned on site – Designed to close the loop for”
“The ultimate master plan of @Tesla is to create sustainable abundance for all [@Tesla] Sustainable abundance”
“Extremely hard to steal a Tesla [@Tesla] If you set up PIN to drive, a thief would not be able to drive off in your Tesla, even if they somehow gain access to your keycard, phone or vehicle The PIN pad also appears in a slightly different place on the screen every time, so finger grease doesn’t give away your PIN 🔒”
“🚀🚀 [@MargoMartin47] President @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk hop in a Tesla!”
“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”
“FAFO time [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇺🇸WHO’S PAYING TO BURN TESLAS? DOJ & CONGRESS PROBING THE MONEY TRAIL The Molotov attacks on Tesla dealerships weren’t just mindless rage—they were coordinated, armed, and funded. Now, the Department of Justice is digging deeper. Investigators are pursuing not just the”
“Tesla Superchargers enable long distance travel anywhere in North America, except the Arctic [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Supercharger Network, North America”
“It was easy to predict. This is their standard playbook. Look at what they did to President @realDonaldTrump. He was loved by democrats until he ran for president. Now they call him Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, etc and try to kill him. [@WesternLensman] 2022: Elon predicts the left would launch a “dirty tricks campaign” once he decided to leave the party of “division and hate." 2025: Death threats, Tesla stores shot up, Superchargers firebombed, cyber attacks on 𝕏 and conservative 𝕏 users swatted. They proved him right.”
“Zero for seven years, despite increasing the value of the company >2000% [@SawyerMerritt] WSJ: "Elon Musk was the lowest-paid chief executive of an S&P 500 company last year. Tesla paid him $0."”
“Now, it is official! [@teslaownersSV] And Elon Musk did Starbase is officially a city.”
“Glad you’re ok! ❤️ [@rishivohra] 🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast. I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with”
“Cool 😎 [@joeroganhq] Joe Rogan Takes Delivery Of His New Unplugged Performance Tesla S-APEX https://news.dupontregistry.com/tesla/joe-rogan-takes-delivery-of-his-brand-new-up-tesla-s-apex/”
“I worked most of the weekend too. Still do. Only left the Tesla engineering lab in Palo Alto a few hours ago. [@Dogetothemoon] Back in the day, @ElonMusk spent three days at SpaceX and two days at Tesla, and weekends at home with his five sons and his wife. I don't think he had time to hang out with Epstein on the island.”
“If you’re in Korea and want to work on chip design, fabrication or AI software, join Tesla! [@Tesla_AI] We’re hiring AI chip design engineers in Korea”
“How to vote your Tesla shares”
“Tesla diner just opened in LA [@Tesla] Tesla Diner is retro-futuristic diner & drive-in charging experience all wrapped into one 80 V4 Supercharger stalls are open to all NACS-compatible EVs, making it the largest urban Supercharger in the world”
“Try Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@Scobleizer] Our robot has driven me and the family for two hours in driving rain across one of USA’s most dangerous roads. Without my hands touching the wheel once. It is how it handled pudddles, two brown streams crossing the road that most impresses me. While coming at us fast. None of”
“Tesla is making a big investment in Japan with service & Superchargers. Many of the parts in Teslas are made in Japan. Panasonic has been our biggest strategic supplier over the past 2 decades. [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla plans to double the number of service centers in Japan to more than 30 this year, seeking to improve after-sales support for customers and gain market share. https://asia.nikkei.com/business/automobiles/electric-vehicles/tesla-to-double-japan-service-center-network-as-ev-customer-base-grows”
“True [@EvasTeslaSPlaid] Nothing would have happened without the amazing @SpaceX Starship Tream. Cheers 🫶”
“Test drive a Tesla and see for yourself!”
“Tim Walz is guilty of hiding vast fraud [@iliketeslas] Tim Walz was one of the loudest anti Elon voice when Elon was at DOGE. Now we understand exactly why”
“True, this is unfair projection 😂 [@RepNancyMace] Don't know who needs to hear this but, Tesla's aren't the reason you're trans. Stop lighting them on fire.”
“Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.”
“These are unmodified Tesla cars coming straight from the factory, meaning that every Tesla coming out of our factories is capable of unsupervised self-driving! [@elonmusk] Beautifully simple design.”
“What are the statistics on trans violence? The probability of a trans person being violent appears to be vastly higher than non-trans. Hormone injections cause extreme emotional volatility. That is simply a fact. [@DefiyantlyFree] Of course 3 out of 4 of the people who have been arrested for vandalizing Teslas are transgender or nonbinary. 🙄”
“It is the first planet-colonizer class rocket [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”
“One of the hardest technology problems ever, but it must be done [@teslaownersSV] SpaceX is making fully rapidly reusable rockets The holy grail of rocketry )”
“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
“Thanks to the hard work of the Tesla Giga Berlin team and support from the community, the factory is back online!”
“This is how we create Tesla products https://t.co/DsmisqDGSp”
“Interesting [@nataliegwinters] 🚨 The wife of former U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves, who led the prosecution of 1,500+ Jan6ers, is on the Board of Indivisible . This Soros-backed group is the leading organizer of anti-Trump protests and violent Tesla acts. Deleted webpages reveal this connection ⬇️⬇️⬇️”
“A senior exec at Tesla sent me some funny pics from days in the factory where I was trying to show the construction team day shift what equipment wasn’t working and needed to be removed. So, I spray-painted stick figures on them 😂 https://t.co/ZWoE2yvVs2”
“🤣🤣 [@Tesla] Weird, we were told this would never work”
“Interesting. Who is funding them? [@jacktronprime] Hi @elonmusk, Yesterday I had an informant infiltrate one of the protests at Tesla dealerships and they told her a few things: 1. These protests are only happening in contested congressional districts 2. They’re being funded by 501c4 charities being given dark money from…”
“Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too”
“Progress! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 app for over 140 countries. )”
“Tesla Diner [@tesla_na] Fried Pickle Po' Boy now available at Tesla Diner”
“Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock. Do you support this?”
“The largest Lithium refinery in America is now operational [@Tesla] Tesla Lithium Refinery”
“All Teslas come with a free karaoke app https://t.co/mZa3WmhyPL”
“Congrats to the @Tesla_AI chip design team on taping out AI5! AI6, Dojo3 & other exciting chips in work. https://t.co/hm54TdIzBx”
“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX @neuralink @boringcompany I do love humanity”
“Awesome, thank you! [@seanhannity] As promised yesterday, I Just ordered my new self driving Tesla! Over 1000HP, 0-60 in 2.0 seconds! Details on how to win the Tesla of your Choice soon on http://Hannity.com”
“Yes [@Xil_llix] Before these terrorist attacks against @Tesla I didn’t really see the danger of the woke-mind-virus @elonmusk was warning us about. Now it couldn’t be clearer. These people live in cognitive dissonance, they have a corrupted sense of right and wrong, and they will seek to”
“😂 [@JeebsTX] @teslaownersSV Superman! 😎”
“Absolutely [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA’S NEW BATTERY FACTORY COULD SUPERCHARGE U.S. ENERGY Tesla is finishing construction on its new LFP battery cell factory in Sparks, Nevada. Elon calls the facility “vital to America,” as the company ramps up domestic battery production. The plant will manufacture”
