The tweet archive.

“Tesla Model S Plaid Speed (Spaceballs reference for beyond ludicrous speed) does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds, despite being a four door sedan with a large trunk!”

“Cybertruck wraps are awesome 😎 [@farzyness] I wrapped my Cybertruck, and I'm in love. Thank you @teslabros !!!”

“Doing LA to SF road trip in Model S with all 5 kids & Talulah. Supercharger finished charging b4 we finished our burgers!”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla I used to be such a snappy dresser!”

“Grok is awesome [@teslaownersSV] Download and try the Grok app. It’s the best Swiss Army knife on your phone. It’ll help you with nearly anything you need.”

“@JonErlichman Or Tesla!”

“Smooth [@TSLA_inside_] The most difficult roundabout in the Netherlands, Keizer Karelplein in Nijmegen. No effort for FSD. $TSLA”

“@AustinTeslaClub The Tesla Solar Roof is slightly hydrophobic, so water, snow or ice slide off easily”

“@TeslaSynopsis lol”

“Tap Tesla logo at top of your car’s touchscreen & wait 10 secs to open special features box”

“Delaware Supreme is saving the state [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Delaware Supreme Court handed Tesla a victory yesterday, slashing by more than $100 ​million the legal fees owed to shareholder lawyers who reached a settlement with Tesla in a challenge over four years of compensation for the company's directors. The justices set the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2017629483193323567”

“@stillgray Just so that the public understands: Taking out a short position against Tesla, as Gates did, results in the highest return only if a company goes bankrupt! Gates placed a massive bet on Tesla dying when our company was at one of its weakest moments several years ago. Such a…”

“@teslaownersSV I’m serious about this one btw”

“These are actually my goals! [@AdamLowisz] I made this anime of @elonmusk using Grok Imagine. I illustrated it in the style of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. I gave Elon the stand power "Optimus Universal High Income." His power is to multiply anything his stand touches to eradicate poverty and protect humanity. 🔥”

“@cleantechnica Tesla always pays its debts”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Cyber_Trailer] Tesla in Australia- “I’m literally walking my ass into that dealership and buying a Model Y right now” Australian influencer with over 4 million followers performs an FSD review. He is blown away by the quality and performance of Tesla’s self driving technology. Word is”

“Tesla Semi unveil now Nov 16. Diverting resources to fix Model 3 bottlenecks & increase battery production for Puerto Rico & other affected areas.”

“Cybertruck is incredible [@JessePeltan] The Cybertruck has ruined all other cars for me. The steering is so good that anything else feels archaic.”

“Model 3 passed all regulatory requirements for production two weeks ahead of schedule. Expecting to complete SN1 on Friday”

“Congratulations Tesla team & thanks to all the new Tesla owners!! ♥️♥️”

“Nice work by Tesla Energy”

“♥️♥️ Congrats Tesla team! ♥️♥️”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 is for the people. For their freedom of speech. By the people, used every day. Not by elites — but by those seeking truth. This isn’t just an app. It’s a movement.”

“@Teslaconomics Cybertruck cruisers will be next-level. Designed for Bladerunner.”

“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk Still doing same thing, but bigger”

“Yup [@teslaownersSV] “You can tell which side is the good side and which side is the bad side by which side wishes to restrict freedom of speech.” Elon Musk”

“Now that Tesla FSD beta is out in limited release, FSD price (new or upgrade) will go up by ~$2k on Monday”

“The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics”

“𝕏 has now exceeded 1 billion downloads on Android alone! And roughly 1.5 billion on iPhone. [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 has officially joined the 1B+ downloads club on Android.”

“Jensen rocks! [@cb_doge] "Elon Musk is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We're going to build many more computers together. I'm delighted to be working with him. I think the Optimus opportunity is just right around the corner. It's very likely that human robots are going to be… https://x.com/i/web/status/2006676783991787563”

“Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release”

“Blow the whistle! https://t.co/RQLDti0ULZ https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberwhistle?web=true”

“@teslaownersSV @stillgray It’s insane! I’m just fighting for free speech in America.”

“Order a Tesla Powerwall battery for blackout protection! https://t.co/tEE4LDBD78 https://www.tesla.com/powerwall”

“Improved efficiency [@Tesla] Brake system in New Model Y has the freedom to use either electric motor or mechanical brake when you push the brake pedal This brings you maximum efficiency, consistency in pedal behavior & improved stability )”

“Try @Grok [@XFreeze] Grok is now way more integrated into Tesla with the new rollout Tesla’s 2025 Holiday Release adds “Grok with Navigation Commands (Beta),” so you can literally tell Grok to add or edit destinations and let it guide you as a smart driving assistant Set Grok’s personality to… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997602958872031659”

“Might be the best use so far tbh [@teslaownersSV] One of the coolest things you can do with the Grok app is take old photos and bring them to life.”

“FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada”

“Will soon enable Tesla owners to request service from their phone with a few taps. Tesla Ranger will come to you to take care of your car. No need to bring the car in yourself & zero paperwork.”

“Great work by @Tesla team in 2025 and 2026 will be epic! [@Tesla] Tesla 2025 recap See y’all in 2026 – the best is yet to come 😀”

“@teslaownersSV https://t.co/4CgRb2GZns”

“Just swipe down on Tesla nav button for car to automatically navigate to home, work or destination in calendar”

“Over a million combustion engine (it’s right there in the name!) car fires per year & thousands of deaths, but one Tesla car fire with no injuries gets biggest headlines. Why the double standard? This is a real question.”

“@APompliano Tesla is really a dozen or more startups if you look at all the things created from scratch that aren’t present in other car companies”

“@teslaownersSV Me with my son, Strider Sekhar (named after Aragorn & great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar) and daughter, Comet Azure, named after the most powerful spell in Elden Ring”

“Model S & X are great cars! Order yours before we sunset the program in a few months. https://t.co/46TXqRJBrz http://Tesla.com [@SawyerMerritt] Doug DeMuro ranked the @Tesla Model S as the #1 most important car of the last 30 years in his new video. Doug: "The Model S really changed the world. It made you think that EVs could be cool, fast, luxurious. It really reset any public opinion about EVs, that you didn't have to… https://x.com/i/web/status/2023434871847149836”

“Maybe call Tesla solar roof tiles product Solarglass? Like Dragonglass, but solar!”

“Tesla solar panels are $1.49/Watt https://t.co/5LpLhqgAzw https://www.tesla.com”

“Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance.”

“Going strong at Tesla Diner LA [@Teslaconomics] The Tesla Diner is the HIGHEST usage Supercharger in the world w/ 43K charging sessions & 1.5 GWh of energy per month. That’s like: • Powering 2K homes for a full month • Fully charging 25K Teslas monthly • 1.4K cars charging daily at 80 stalls Wow…”