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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@Tslachan Yes”
“@teslaownersSV ❤️”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “I think Elon Musk’s actually quite reasonable. I think that when you're under so much pressure and really, there's an e…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “Elon Musk is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We're going to build many more computers toge…”
“RT @BLKMDL3: FSD v14.1 drives me over an hour through LA rush hour traffic without any human input. Handled city streets, highway, pedest…”
“RT @WholeMarsBlog: With Self-Driving 14.1, your Tesla can now drive you into a mall parking garage and park, and then exit on its own. H…”
“Yes [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 feels more like AGI than any LLM”
“In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you. [@DevinOlsenn] FSD V14.1 Spends 20 Minutes Looking For Parking Spot at Costco This video is sped up 35x once we get hunting for a spot and during that time the car pulls of some really inellegent moves while searching. We did not once pass any empty available spots, the only issue is we didn't”
“RT @Teslaconomics: This is why Tesla doesn’t need to advertise - Rohit Sharma (captain of India’s national cricket team), who has 45M follo…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Here are my first drive impressions of the new $36,990 Tesla Model 3 and $39,990 Model Y Standard. This is a pretty lai…”
“RT @tesla_na: All service manuals are free + available on https://t.co/XSo3n2p4mr, alongside additional resources like DIY tutorials Plus,… http://service.tesla.com”
“RT @Tesla: At Tesla, we reward talent & dedication with an opportunity to earn equity that can change your life Hear from Sara, a Maintena…”
“RT @Tesla: Model S showed the world what an electric car could be”
“RT @woodhaus2: Model S in Time’s top 25 inventions of the past 25 years! Congrats Tesla team! https://t.co/A4tSx6nqaA https://time.com/7323640/25-iconic-inventions/”
“RT @farzyness: The number of videos of FSD v14.1 doing complex maneuvers is actually blowing my mind. WHAT IS IT GOING TO LOOK LIKE NEXT Y…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Engineering is magic https://t.co/08Yqket1rG”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "I think @elonmusk’s the Thomas Edison of our age. I think he's a very good person. He wants to do the right thing, if I…”
“Exactly [@Tesla] Car-shaped robots”
“RT @Tesla_Megapack: 2.2GWh of Megapacks are operating at Neoen Collie Battery, supporting Western Australia’s transition from coal to more…”
“RT @Preda2005: Cybertruck. Rain. Velocity. Reflections of a future already here. ⚡ By @grok imagine 🪄✨ 🚨 Prompt Drop ⤵️ https://t.co/tqIT… null”
“Stainless Steel [@cybertruck] Triple stainless”
“Correct [@alojoh] In March 2016, Elon unveiled the Tesla Model 3, promising an affordable electric vehicle starting at $35,000. @Tesla When adjusted for inflation, that original target equates to approximately $47,617 in today's dollars. Yet, Tesla has significantly overdelivered on this”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tonight, @Tesla FSD (Supervised) v14.1 successfully drove me to a Supercharger, selected and reversed into a stall, and…”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Tesla AI will feel increasingly sentient”
“RT @johnkrausphotos: FSD v14.1: INCREDIBLE. My car drove me across multiple highways en route to the Orlando airport, where it entered the…”
“RT @Tesla: Meet Model Y Standard & Model 3 Standard – our most affordable vehicles Ultra-low cost of ownership, engineered for safety & co…”
“RT @alojoh: News: Tesla outsells Mercedes Benz Group for the first time! Mercedes reported 441,500 car sales in the third quarter. Tesla r…”
“RT @BLKMDL3: FSD v14.1 has exceeded my expectations so far. 3 zero intervention drives done, going to try parking lots now. Feeling som…”
“RT @cb_doge: Cinematic drone shot of a Tesla Cybertruck by Grok Imagine. https://t.co/uYQuSJfLY8”
“RT @BLKMDL3: FSD v14 enters the Century City parking garage, pulls up to the ticket dispenser, waits for me to take a ticket then pulls int…”
“RT @cb_doge: Cybertruck escapes the Dragon. 🔥 Made using @Grok Imagine. https://t.co/cJjfVhd6oA”
“🦾🇺🇸 [@chazman] FSD Supervised v14.1 end of drive summary. Send it wide, this is too good to hold back. Game changer. @Tesla_AI Bravo Zulu on a job well done. I'm ready for @cybertruck now.”
“@chazman @Tesla_AI Cool”
“RT @chazman: My First Impressions Drive on FSD Supervised FSD v14.1 is complete. Lots of good clips to come. I am working on the video but…”
“@farzyness @aelluswamy The all-wheel steering of Cybertruck requires a bit more Autopilot training”
“@DirtyTesLa Nice”
“😎 [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 first impressions: the good: - destination options are incredible and very well done. parking has been fast and flawless so far, zero corrections and right between the lines. also pulls into the driveways of houses very reliably and actually parks itself, feels like the”
“Great work by the Tesla AI team! And much more still to come. By V14.3, your car will feel like it is sentient. [deleted tweet]”
“Major improvement to FSD! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative”
“Many more Tesla self-driving V14 improvements still to come, but wide rollout of V14.1 has begun. 14.2 rolls out in a few weeks and then 14.3 a few weeks later, depending on safety testing. There is so much change that we are carefully confirming each one.”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Optimus casually doing Kung Fu in front of Jared Leto during a red carpet premiere 😂🔥 Tesla makes the only true human-l…”
“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Come build it with us https://t.co/hHYVIc4o0X https://www.tesla.com/careers/search/?site=US&query=optimus”
“Optimus at the Tron Premiere! [@DisneyStudios] Greetings Programs. Welcome to the World Premiere of #TronAres”
“Optimus at the Tron premiere [@Tesla_Optimus] Tried to start a fight at the Tron: Ares premiere”
“RT @tesla_na: Every Tesla you buy in the US is designed, engineered & made right here in America 🇺🇸”
“RT @jasondebolt: Tesla shareholders, please vote now if you haven’t already. It’s incredibly important. Please vote with the Tesla Board’s…”
“🦾 [@Tesla_Optimus] My makers asked me to explain how to vote your Tesla shares”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Download Grok. You won’t be disappointed as it’s the most powerful app you’ll have. https://t.co/tHSoSwPzMN”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tonight at my twin’s wedding, I gave several guests a ride in my Model Y using FSD. It was their first time ever experie…”
