“Exactly [@WholeMarsBlog] "Elon only has to get Tesla's market cap up to $2 trillion to secure the first tranche! That's way too easy!" Actually, even getting to a $2 trillion market cap (sustained over 6 months) is not enough. Tesla must also meet a corresponding operational milestone, like $50 billion”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨A major video and voice upgrade just dropped. Update your Grok app. https://t.co/tcfEUzlF7K”
“RT @ICannot_Enough: I voted Yes because if Elon can create $7T more value at Tesla, 6x’ing $TSLA, I’m good with selling him 423M more share…”
“RT @ICannot_Enough: To reach any of the 12 tranches in his proposed 2025 CEO stock compensation package, @elonmusk would need to grow $TSLA…”
“Tesla drives itself around NYC for 2 hours [@hletes] Let’s be real… we were all waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.1.2 would handle NYC (Manhattan). @01Ananto and I went on a 2-hour drive in his 2026 HW4 Model Y and wow did it not disappoint. There are some insane moments in this 46-minute condensed video that blew both of our”
“@glaciergalAK @teslaownersSV The media told them to and they obey without thinking”
“Only gets better from here [@teslaownersSV] Think this is a shot from a movie? 🎬 You’re WRONG. It’s made with Grok Imagine.🔥 > Prompt: “The clouds are stagnant, the camera zooms quickly into the small window of the Chrysler building where we can see an old bearded man looking down at the city from a large conference”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨X is officially ranked #1 in News on iOS across the globe. Highest downloads. Highest engagement. Highest trust. https…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Starlink now has an estimated 7.6 million subscribers🔥 It’s officially available in 150+ countries, territories, or mar…”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨Just a Reminder: Teslas have the lowest maintenance & repair costs of any car brand. Here’s what you’ll never pay for…”
“RT @TeslaBoomerMama: ❤️”
“RT @iamtomnash: If Tesla hits the kind of milestones that would trigger that $1 trillion payout, shareholders won’t be complaining, they’ll…”
“RT @niccruzpatane: This is the coolest police car you will ever see. Upfitted by @UpfitTesla https://t.co/U4qqCPneW8”
“@RomainHedouin Tesla is worth more than all other automotive companies combined. Which of those CEOs would you like to run Tesla? It won’t be me.”
“RT @andst7: E’ la tua occasione per acquistare una Tesla a meno di €25.000 in Italia. Dal 22 ottobre devi registrarti a questo link: http…”
“Cool [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Andrej Karpathy says Tesla’s self-driving approach is “much more scalable.” He adds that Tesla is doing extremely well in building real-world AI.”
“@cybertruck Pretty much 😂”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨TESLA AUTOPILOT BEATS HUMAN DRIVERS BY A MILE New data shows Tesla’s Autopilot might actually be a better driver than… w…”
“RT @elonmusk: @WholeMarsBlog They will switch from claiming that Tesla self-driving is fake to Tesla self-driving is unfairly good”
“Cybertruck can power your house for 3 days from its battery pack [@cybertruck] I can power your home for up to 3 days during an outage Powershare Home Backup is now $510 less https://shop.tesla.com/product/powershare-home-backup”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: Tesla FSD gets first rave reviews from media outlets in Japan. As per the publication, FSD demonstrated excellent…”
“@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI 14.2 for widespread use”
“Wow, I can’t believe ISIS voted against me 😂 [@Tesla] ISS once again completely misses fundamental points of investing and governance. They recommended against compensation that shareholders have voted on twice before (and that Elon has already earned), as well as the 2025 CEO Performance Award (where Elon receives nothing unless”
“Cool 😎 [@LVMPD] ⚡️The future has arrived!⚡️ Our LVMPD Cybertrucks are set to enter service soon! We've had them at our emergency vehicle operations course (EVOC), and recently they've received their Metro Police decals. These vehicles are filled with cutting-edge technology and decked out to”
“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”
“@josephpalbanese @Tesla Cool”
“@TeslaBoomerMama ❤️”
“RT @Tesla: Making the roads safer for humans & wildlife alike”
“RT @SERobinsonJr: TESLA NEWS: DHL just held their Supply Chain's Now and Next conference, in Austin, Texas, and Tesla showcased the Semi.…”
“True [@Tesla] While you sleep, your Tesla downloads a free software update that makes it better at supervised self driving”
“@battleangelviv @Tesla ❤️”
“@TeslaBoomerMama @_SFTahoe ❤️”
“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Your kid can now dress up as me https://t.co/EptuR90az8”
“RT @Tesla: We believe it's important to give people the ability to fix things themselves if they prefer to do so You can find service manu…”
“RT @BLKMDL3: Mastering the first and last 5% of each drive is what makes FSD v14 truly special. The way it pulls into parking garages and…”
“RT @cybertruck: Cybertruck sound system makes you feel like you’re right next to the launch pad https://t.co/popg5O5Ytw”
“RT @tesla_na: Try letting your Tesla drive itself under your supervision. Significantly safer than manual driving + a lot less stressful,…”
“@JigarShahDC @Tesla_Megapack”
“🎯 [@stevenmarkryan] Tesla Model 3 Standard (2025) vs Model S (2012 & 2013) !!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? $TSLA”
“RT @tesla_thailand: Drive Bangkok to the Future ⚡️ https://t.co/YDZBcqUYkT”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Completed a 40 minute drive today using Tesla FSD V14.1.1, which included highways, more urban driving and multiple dest…”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Tesla FSD V14.1.1 drives better than I do. I’m at the point where I feel unsafe at times not having FSD activated. htt…”
“@BasedBeffJezos Wait until you see what Tesla does with Optimus”
“RT @Tesla: Real-world AI”
“RT @ElonClipsX: Elon Musk: The narrative saying I didn't create Tesla is wrong. Joe Rogan: “You came in at Tesla in the beginning, but the…”
“That is the goal [@aerocopz] Elon Musk @elonmusk shows how his companies work for the benefit of humanity: "SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and The Boring Company are philanthropy. If you say philanthropy is love of humanity, they are philanthropy. Tesla is accelerating sustainable energy; this is philanthropy.”
“RT @JoeTegtmeyer: I stopped by the @Tesla lithium plant near Corpus Christi today and WoW! The cranes are almost all gone, the superstructu…”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“😂 [@veggie_eric] tesla kart 🚀 how is Grok Imagine free”
