The tweet archive.

“Tesla team is focused on making sure all Tesla owners try out FSD [@DillonLoomis22] To the 50% of Tesla owners that have never tried FSD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Pay the $100 and try it for one month $TSLA”

“True [@mikepat711] Things you’ll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas”

“With our little 20 Watt meat computers [@teslaownersSV] "I'm glad to say that the Starship mission was done entirely with human brains without any use of AI The future of AI might look at that and say not bad for bunch of monkeys." Elon Musk )”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Long-term fundamentals are extremely strong. Short-term market madness is unpredictable.”

“🦾 [@Tesla_Optimus] My makers asked me to explain how to vote your Tesla shares”

“@TeslaSynopsis 🔥🔥”

“@POTUS Worth mentioning that Tesla has open-sourced its charge connector and is enabling other EVs to use Tesla Superchargers”

“Accurate analysis. Only about 1/10,000 of distance driven is useful for training. The limiting factor for FSD progress was AI training compute, but now it is validation, as the interventions are so rare.”

“@teslaownersSV This will be great. Coming soon. Maximum protection for users.”

“🚀 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 🇺🇸 The best real time truthful news. )”

“A contradiction in terms [@teslaownersSV] “The whole NGO thing is a nightmare. And it's a misnomer because if you have a government-funded non-governmental organization, you're simply a government-funded organization. It's an oxymoron. It's a gigantic scam, one of the biggest, maybe the biggest scam ever.” Elon Musk”

“Tesla Semi Factory progress [@tesla_semi] Semi Factory making good progress Has a stamping shop now! Also, we started installing tools in Powder Coat & Material Conveyance shops”

“@Carnage4Life I sure hope that’s not true at Tesla or SpaceX!”

“@MichaelAArouet Bill Gates placed a massive short bet against Tesla of ~1% of our total shares, which might have cost him over $10B by now”

“@farzyness @TeslaLarry @HansCNelson That guy doesn’t get it. I would prefer to have zero involvement in politics. HOWEVER There is no “company success” unless civilization itself continues to progress. This insane shift by the “left” away from a meritocracy and personal liberties (eg censorship of free speech…”

“Tesla FSD 10.8 plus holiday fun software release probably Tuesday”

“Download the Tesla Robotaxi app [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has updated their Robotaxi app. What's new: • New tips section, which displays how many seats are available in the car, tells you that the vehicle lights will pulse on arrival and that Tesla may use interior cabin camera to ensure safety • Darker appearance •”

“Please lmk what you’d most like improved/fixed about your Tesla. Thanks!”

“Detailed whitepaper with calculations & assumptions to be released by Tesla shortly”

“Only gets better from here [@teslaownersSV] Think this is a shot from a movie? 🎬 You’re WRONG. It’s made with Grok Imagine.🔥 > Prompt: “The clouds are stagnant, the camera zooms quickly into the small window of the Chrysler building where we can see an old bearded man looking down at the city from a large conference”

“@teslaownersSV I hope there is a self-sustaining city on Mars in 20 years!”

“😂 [@Tesladvisor] FSD just saved me $400 and a trip to the tow yard this morning! Last night there was no parking anywhere in our apartment complex, so we risked the 7AM loading zone. Wife: “they won’t tow on a Sunday.” 7:15 AM: having breakfast and notice a security guard taking pics of our… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997715743337836919”

“Tesla keeps you safe [@TeslaAUNZ] Model 3 & Y both receive ANCAP’s Best in Class awards Model 3 is the safest Medium Car Model Y is the safest Medium SUV... and achieved highest overall weighted score of any vehicle assessed”

“Perfectly said [@JonBbC_TechGeek] Buy FSD. It comes with a car.”

“@teslaownersSV The news tries to answer the question: what’s the worst thing that happened on Earth today? That’s why it’s so misery-inducing.”

“@teslaownersSV The kind words are appreciated”

“To reiterate, the legacy news headlines are false. This fire has nothing to do with Tesla and our Megapacks are operating well.”

“True [@teslaownersSV] “Sam Altman specifically stabbed Elon Musk in the back, made it a for profit company… Long story short, xAI is gonna be one of the top two players, three players, guaranteed.””

“Great work by the Tesla futuristic diner team! [@tesla_na] Tesla Diner is tasty, locally sourced food + good vibes + entertainment All while Supercharging”

“True [@Scobleizer] When a video like this drops I watch what the Tesla community says about it. Most are missing that this means the Robotaxi network will operate 24 hours a day. If you get out of a bar at 2 a.m. and a dirty one arrives you'll refuse it, and wait for another, which will take an…)”

“Tesla V14.3 self-driving review. The point releases will bring polish. V15 will far exceed human levels of safety, even in completely unsupervised and complex situations. [deleted tweet]”

“Tesla Semi truck unveil set for September. Team has done an amazing job. Seriously next level.”

“🇮🇹🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Italy. 🇮🇹”

“@GAINNowAmerica Not having a massive short position against Tesla would be a step in the right direction!”

“@WholeMarsBlog Yeah, but I didn’t leak it to NYT. They must have got it through friends of friends. I heard from multiple people at TED that Gates still had half billion short against Tesla, which is why I asked him, so it’s not exactly top secret.”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX The real tragedy is that tie I’m wearing!”

“@alex_avoigt I still do a lot of work at Tesla! Was at our Palo Alto engineering office until late Thursday night when I had to redeye to NY.”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] 🚀 BREAKING Grok 4.1 – Dominating the Frontier! 🚀 🥇 #1 on LMArena Text Arena (Thinking mode: 1483 Elo) 🥇 #1 in Emotional Intelligence (EQ-Bench v3) 🥇 #1 in Creative Writing (v3 benchmark) 🥇 #1 in Agentic Tool Use (τ²-Bench) The most human-like, reliable, and capable AI yet.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002956548625084455”

“Tesla vs other electric car companies https://t.co/KRXmRHEdcl”

“Our AI5 chip design is almost done and AI6 is in early stages, but there will be AI7, AI8, AI9 … aiming for a 9 month design cycle. Join us to work on what I predict will be the highest volume AI chips in the world by far! [@elonmusk] Necessity is the mother of invention. The @Tesla_AI team is epicly hardcore. No one can match Tesla’s real-world AI.”

“@Tesla Manufactured in California!”

“Officially verified as the first production electric car to exceed 1000km on a single charge! Congratulations Tesla Owners Italia!! https://t.co/r8fFZIFEP2 https://x.com/teslaownersit/status/893255144447643648”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Tesla will continue to use outside litigators, but it’s important to build a powerful litigation team internally, so that we’re not always on the defensive. We’ll also go after the Wall St short-sellers, certain law firms & (sometimes) corrupt regulators who are the true evil.”

“True, install a @Tesla Powerwall to have uninterrupted power for your house. When your utility goes down, you will be one of the few in your neighborhood with working lights, working refrigerator and able to charge all your devices. [@skorusARK] Bringing energy storage to the home is like indoor plumbing. Your toilet tank has storage. Your water heater is storage. You don't know it yet, but you're electrically living like you're in the 1930s.”

“Teslas have the highest amount of American content”

“If you’re directly affected by wildfire power outages, Tesla is reducing Solar+Powerwall prices by $1000 as of today”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: A Tesla Model S just drove itself from Los Angeles to New York with zero disengagements. Owner Alex Roy and a team of independent autonomy experts just completed the 3,081 mile trip on FSD V14.2.2.3 with no disengagements. They were hands-off for the entire trip, including… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014460568971690403”

“Tesla in @boringcompany tunnel with retractable wheel gear that turns a car into a rail-guided train & back again https://t.co/3a6i0NoSmi”

“Cool [@Teslarati] 🚨 I asked @grok Imagine to show me a Tesla Roadster floating over potholes”

“@ChillMichelle @Tesla Yes, California approved, but an unelected county official illegally overrode. Also, all other auto companies in US are approved to resume. Only Tesla has been singled out. This is super messed up!”