The tweet archive.

“@rarelyserious @Tesla For those unfamiliar, this uses Tesla Autopark/Summon. Slightly smarter version hopefully ready soon. By next year, a Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it’s valid & park.”

“@Anc_Aesthetics @Tesla This person is not currently employed by Tesla”

“@GerberKawasaki @thirdrowtesla Tesla is filing a lawsuit against Alameda County immediately. The unelected & ignorant “Interim Health Officer” of Alameda is acting contrary to the Governor, the President, our Constitutional freedoms & just plain common sense!”

“Tesla 💨 app almost done. Important to get every note right!”

“@WholeMarsBlog I stand by my prediction that, if Tesla executes extremely well over the next 5 years, that the long term value could exceed Apple and Aramco combined”

“Use 𝕏 Chat! [@teslaownersSV] Make the switch to 𝕏 Chat. - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”

“When you read double standard articles about Tesla, please ask why. Maybe there’s a good reason that isn’t obvious.”

“@Jon4Lakers @Tesla Neural net upgrades coming that improve persistence across time & space (better object permanence)”

“@MadeInTheUSANJ I support free speech, but not any one candidate. In fact, I gave money to & voted for Hillary & then voted for Biden. However, given unprovoked attacks by leading Democrats against me & a very cold shoulder to Tesla & SpaceX, I intend to vote Republican in November.”

“Send any files securely with 𝕏 Chat [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat lets you send attachments like documents, files, videos, GIFs, and photos with full encryption for safer conversations. Just hit the ‘+’ icon located at the bottom left of your conversation.”

“@JeffTutorials An early season episode of the Tesla soap opera!”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX I do live in a $50k house, but not this specific one”

“The Tesla Truck will have dual motor all-wheel drive w crazy torque & a suspension that dynamically adjusts for load. Those will be standard.”

“Next will be modified Plaid with added aero surfaces, carbon brakes & track tires (all things that can be done without Tesla being in the loop)”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving option cost rises by ~$1000 worldwide on July 1st. Order a Tesla online in less than 2 minutes at https://t.co/qJm9uPBCX5 https://www.tesla.com/”

“Grok Imagine is #1 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🚀 Grok Imagine is #1 Grok Imagine now ranks #1 in the Image-to-Video Arena, beating major AI models and leading the next wave of AI video generation. xAI continues to push the boundaries of creative AI.”

“Model 3 traction testing on pure ice & snow”

“Model 3 achieves 350 mile actual range vs 310 EPA sticker in Consumer Reports testing https://t.co/5hqRhjP4bV https://www.consumerreports.org/hybrids-evs/tesla-ups-ante-on-model-y-range-underscoring-ev-lead/”

“Tesla software V10 is lookin real good! Releasing to early access list soon …”

“@Teslaconomics It’s awesome 🫐”

“@thirdrowtesla @Tesla @AlamedaCounty @ACSOSheriffs @Dare2BWell I’m not messing around. Absurd & medically irrational behavior in violation of constitutional civil liberties, moreover by *unelected* county officials with no accountability, needs to stop.”

“Adding functionality to Tesla phone app allowing owners to request service for top issues with 1 or 2 taps”

“Availability varies by region due to regulatory approval delays and/or Tesla internal development & testing. Note: word “Beta” is used to reduce complacency in usage & set expectations appropriately. All software is first tested internally by Tesla simulation & QA drive teams.”

“@tslaming @Tesla @gigafactories @TeslaZoa Making the dry electrode process work at scale, which is a major breakthrough in lithium battery production technology, was incredibly difficult. Congratulations to the @Tesla engineering, production and supply chain teams and our strategic partner suppliers for this excellent… https://t.co/tkMbtbkgO5 https://x.com/i/web/status/2018064502487482661”

“@TeslaSynopsis We’re working hard to get Cybertruck into production! This was a tough product to design & even tougher to build. But it will be great …”

“@SawyerMerritt Tesla Team has done incredibly well, despite extremely difficult times. Could not be more proud of them.”

“FSD price will rise as we get closer to FSD production code release”

“@Teslaconomics @boringcompany The real reason for the “high speed rail” is money-laundering to bureaucrats, consultants & unions, not actually transport. That is where the billions spent so far have gone. That is why they don’t want an actually cost-efficient high speed transport system.”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Might try to refly SN15 soon”

“I reported to Bruce Leak, who, many years later, was one of the first to buy a Tesla”

“@business Tesla’s action is not directly reflective of my opinion. Having some Bitcoin, which is simply a less dumb form of liquidity than cash, is adventurous enough for an S&P500 company.”

“The Tesla customer referral program will end on Feb 1. If you want to refer a friend to buy a Tesla & give them 6 months of free Supercharging, please do so before then.”

“@mrp @RealPNavarro @JoeSquawk @SquawkCNBC @IfindRetards By any definition whatsoever, Tesla is the most vertically integrated auto manufacturer in America with the highest percentage of US content. Navarro should ask the fake expert he invented, Ron Vara.”

“Use 𝕏 Chat [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 chat is 🔥 - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”

“@heydave7 @WholeMarsBlog @WSJ WSJ has run so many bs hit pieces on me and Tesla I’ve lost count! It’s embarrassing for them, frankly. They once wrote an article saying FBI was about to arrest me, so I called FBI to ask what’s up and they said WSJ article was total bs. Just more shortseller fud.”

“RT @Tesla: World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away…”

“Oh and it works in all AI4-equipped cars, so your car can do office work for you when not driving. We’re also deploying millions of dedicated Digital Optimus units in the field at Superchargers where we have ~7 gigawatts of available power.”

“We *def* don't recommended this, but Model S floats well enough to turn it into a boat for short periods of time. Thrust via wheel rotation.”

“@TeslaMotorsClub It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me to do it. Just don’t like Facebook. Gives me the willies. Sorry.”

“Tesla self-driving [@HansCNelson] Had my first LOOONG road trip experience on V14 over the past week. It drove over 99.9% of all the miles for the whole trip. Holy smokes. It was so good! I don't care how fast an ICE car can fuel up. I NEVER want to drive that far without @tesla FSD again.”

“Takes 30 seconds [@teslaownersSV] > This is WILD 🔥 > Now you can turn any image into a video with Grok Imagine. > Add your own prompt, generate and tweet it instantly.”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla A real concern!”

““Hey Optimus, how was your day?” Kawaii Robot Anime character baking in retro vintage kitchen, light streaming through window, cute frilly apron, watercolor wash https://t.co/FtIASScwGv”

“@Gfilche @Tesla In a rapidly changing technology landscape, conventional wisdom fails https://t.co/91tkzAT21f”

“@EuricSanti @luisabinader @Tesla Thank you, Tesla is most honored!”

“Tesla Impact Report (repost). We do everything humanly possible to source materials & produce sustainable energy cars, batteries & solar ethically. Suggestions for improvement are always appreciated. https://t.co/WCemMJ44um https://www.tesla.com/impact-report/2019”

“@tesla_raj Lot of people don’t realize that you can watch almost any show in a Tesla”

“Best way to use Grok [@teslaownersSV] Grok Widget Want both chat and instant voice? Just add two Grok widgets! Press and hold your home screen, tap Customize, choose Add Widget, and pick Grok.”

“@Teslaconomics Very intense 7 days indeed”

“Grok can understand video [@AdamLowisz] I used @Grok on your Davos speech. I wanted to find a clip of a specific portion where you talk about using Optimus to help the elderly. My grandmother recently fell and broke her hip. Grok found the exact timestamp for me. 🫡”