“@Tesla__Mania @jurijfedorov Yeah, I did manage to throw the world champion sumo wrestler, but at the cost of smashing a disc in my neck that caused me insane back pain for 7 years!”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla If he hadn’t gotten bailed out by Amazon, his company would be dead already”
“Wow, amazing Tesla hypermile drive happening https://t.co/jJWufZ98C9 https://x.com/teslainventory/status/1000440472072962048”
“Merc News story about Tesla using $5/hr labor seems to be missing a digit. Tesla actually paid $55/hr. https://t.co/2dTH0ncdKX”
“@WholeMarsBlog This should be clear to anyone who has experienced the FSD beta evolution. Self-driving requires solving a major part of real-world AI, so it’s an insanely hard problem, but Tesla is getting it done. AI Day will be great.”
“@Thavisin @Tesla @SpaceX @Starlink It was an honor to meet. Thailand has a very exciting future!”
“@debarghya_das @ayushkhd @Tesla Making Tesla Superchargers & connectors available to all is the right thing to do”
“@SawyerMerritt The governor is correct that this is a Dojo Supercomputer, but $500M, while obviously a large sum of money, is only equivalent to a 10k H100 system from Nvidia. Tesla will spend more than that on Nvidia hardware this year. The table stakes for being competitive in AI are at…”
“@TeslaBoomerMama @teslaownersSV Just fyi I don’t have personal loans at this time against Tesla stock. Also, the taxes on the options are ~45%, so net gain in voting control is more like 4%. It is worrying in that I don’t want to build millions of robots and then potentially be ousted by activists and”
“Bioweapon Defense Mode is real https://t.co/xGNLrOyhaQ This is what happens when you turn it on: https://t.co/LnkHzXTxqN https://www.teslamotors.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test?utm_campaign=Blog_050216&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=social”
“@TeslaGong @torybruno At least a few years before Starlink revenue is reasonably predictable. Going public sooner than that would be very painful. Will do my best to give long-term Tesla shareholders preference.”
“@WhatsupFranks @TeslaGong Currency is already digital! Decentralized crypto is an attempt to wrest power of currency dilution (pernicious form of taxation) & capital controls from governments. That said, I sure hope the cure is better than the disease! Mars/AI are essential to passing the great filter/s.”
“@ID_AA_Carmack Tesla has done so much that would be considered “AI research breakthroughs”, but we are laser-focused on making it work, rather than crowing about breakthroughs. Having a large fleet is only one piece of the puzzle. Plenty of other car companies produce way more cars than…”
“@intelligent_eat Yes, the purpose of AI Day is to convince great AI/software/chip talent to join Tesla”
“@WholeMarsBlog Most people have no idea, even though there are so many FSD progress videos posted. Munro understood right away. There will be a gap before the next release, but then it will be a step change better. Tesla is solving a major real-world AI problem.”
“@WholeMarsBlog @rocker_261 @SawyerMerritt Training compute for Tesla is relatively small compared to inference compute, as the latter scales linearly with size of fleet. Perhaps the best way to think about it is in terms of power consumption. When the Tesla fleet reaches 100M vehicles, peak power consumption of AI…”
“@truth_tesla @veespike @HillaryClinton @Twitter Whether other senior campaign managers were aware or not is a separate question. What is *not* in question is that Sussmann charged the Clinton Campaign for his Russia hoax meeting with the FBI. Source document: https://t.co/61C8L9isIU https://www.justice.gov/sco/press-release/file/1433511/download”
“@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI 14.2 for widespread use”
“@teslaownersSV @TaiwanSemi_TSC @Samsung Optimus and our supercomputer clusters. AI4 is enough to achieve much better than human safety for FSD.”
“@GailAlfarATX They’ve been writing bogus articles about Tesla (and me) for years. In the end, it is their own credibility that suffers.”
“@TeslaAiGirl This is a big release. Should arguably be called v13.”
“@patrickc I thought SpaceX and Tesla both had >90% chance of failure, but worth trying anyway”
“@TeslaSynopsis It is already on a lot of cars, but, given that is a completely new architecture, we are doing extra testing. It works very well in California, but needs more training for heavy precipitation areas.”
“@MatchasmMatt @NHTSAgov Objectively, her track record is extremely biased against Tesla”
“@WholeMarsBlog Then HW5, which has been renamed to AI5, in the second half of next year. The Tesla AI5 computer has ~10X the capability of HW4 computer and Tesla makes the whole software stack.”
“@Rainmaker1973 Tesla Autopilot spends a lot of effort on minimizing jerk”
“@Astro_Elliott @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Aiming to have hot gas thrusters on booster for first orbital flight”
“@DJjodes Would love to make a Tesla supertruck with crazy torque, dynamic air suspension and corners like its on rails. That'd be sweet...”
“@amitisinvesting It doesn’t make sense for Tesla to divide its resources and scale two quite different AI chip designs. The Tesla AI5, AI6 and subsequent chips will be excellent for inference and at least pretty good for training. All effort is focused on that.”
“@jamesdouma @LangleyDonovan Nvidia is providing helpful tools to the automotive industry, but the automotive industry is doing very little on their own By the end of this year, Tesla will have spent ~$10B cumulatively just on Nvidia hardware for training. We combine that with our own AI4 chips for… https://t.co/xqIbPDO8s0 https://x.com/i/web/status/2008679154598969430”
“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov Not you again 😮💨”
“RT @amuse: SCRIPTED: Paid protesters at Tesla Takedown events are given scripts by the Soros-backed organizers. https://t.co/uOUR9mR6cs”
“@BrianRoemmele Slightly different versions of the Tesla AI5 chip will be made at TSMC and Samsung simply because they translate designs to physical form differently, but the goal is that our AI software works identically. We will have samples and maybe a small number of units in 2026, but high”
“@Teslaconomics @Tesla_AI Best was working with such a great team of AI hardware & software engineers! It was more fun than going to parties on Saturdays by far. Least awesome was that we had to make several design concessions to move fast, but were able to finish tapeout 45 days ahead of schedule. AI6”
“@teslaownerssv It will get absurdly good. Tesla AI/Autopilot engineering is awesome! There’s some great AI out there, but can it self-drive while playing Cyberpunk … ?”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla Tesla is working hard to provide more Megapacks for grid stabilization”
“@ZainS180 @VikingRocket @WholeMarsBlog Cybertruck will reach far into a post-apocalyptic future & bring that technology to now”
“@Yuchenj_UW Andrej’s understanding is dated at this point. Tesla AI software has advanced vastly beyond what it was when he left. The intelligence density per GB of Tesla AI is at least an order of magnitude better than anything else out there.”
“@truth_tesla It will hopefully achieve sustained cycle time of 45 seconds. At 75% uptime over an average week, that’s ~10k/week if run 24/7.”
“@WholeMarsBlog They will switch from claiming that Tesla self-driving is fake to Tesla self-driving is unfairly good”
“@libsoftiktok The violence against Tesla is insane!”
“@tesla_addicted One of the improvements to FSD vision involves training with actual photon counts, so removing the filters used to make pictures pretty to the human eye”
“SolarCity panels produce enough zero carbon energy to charge entire Tesla fleet https://t.co/bn4LRzii1V http://blog.solarcity.com/solarcity-customers-8-gigawatt-hours-teslas?sourcetype=SocialPost&trafficsource=twitter&campaignname=TW-APR2016-CompanyNews-03”
“@farzyness As soon as we feel it is safe to do so. Probably within a month or two. We continue to improve the Tesla AI with each mile driven.”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey Still many fine details to address, but the final product will be fantastic. There’s nothing else even close.”
“Some details on the Tesla air filtration system https://t.co/kRPwg7TGsu https://x.com/tesla/status/1002261751025491968”
“For the remainder of September, Tesla is permanently waiving the $1500 solar removal fee requirement. Note, the ability to stop monthly payments at any time remains.”
“@CuriousPejjy All that matters is improving Tesla self-driving AI such that miles between interventions is >> human”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @TeslaSolar @japan @vigold @SirineAti @DimaZeniuk @DogeUniversal @cb_doge @elonmuskbooks It was an honor”
“@LimitingThe Generally agree, but probability of thermal runaway is dangerously high with large pouch cells. Tesla strongly recommends against their use.”
