The tweet archive.

“@_opencv_ It’s all part of broader vision/strategy 😂 Starship 10 is launching on Sunday. Grok 5 begins training next month. Tesla Autopilot V14 also next month. Long-term strategy is compelling.”

“@Tesmanian_com Award accepted on behalf of the great people at Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink & Boring Co”

“@DrJimFan @Tesla_Optimus The new Optimus hand later this year will have 22 DoF”

“@rolandscahill @TeslaMotors Wearing anything at all is just a conspiracy by the capitalist running dogs of Big Underwear”

“@patrickc I thought SpaceX and Tesla both had >90% chance of failure, but worth trying anyway”

“@Teslarati poetic justice”

“@WholeMarsBlog FSD will soon exceed 10,000 miles between critical interventions, which is a year of driving for most people”

“@WholeMarsBlog We must focus on FSD for the other 99% of the fleet. Cybertruck FSD is a few months away.”

“@rainnwilson Your Tesla can function as a boat for brief periods of time https://t.co/FONhnIiv8j https://electrek.co/2016/06/18/tesla-model-s-driving-swimming-flooded-tunnel-video/”

“@TeslaSynopsis It is already on a lot of cars, but, given that is a completely new architecture, we are doing extra testing. It works very well in California, but needs more training for heavy precipitation areas.”

“@amuse Wow, they’re totally insane. Death threats, shooting up Tesla stores and burning down Superchargers are definitely not “legitimate forms of protest”!”

“@WholeMarsBlog Then HW5, which has been renamed to AI5, in the second half of next year. The Tesla AI5 computer has ~10X the capability of HW4 computer and Tesla makes the whole software stack.”

“@PaperBagInvest Prototypes are easy, production is hard. Making an electric car was not the hard part of Tesla – dozens of companies have done that.”

“@Rainmaker1973 Tesla Autopilot spends a lot of effort on minimizing jerk”

“@ElonMuskAOC I wonder what kind of hotel we would design if we did so. Our Tesla futuristic diner (Grease meets The Jetsons with Supercharging) in LA should be ready later this year.”

“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden Our real challenge is Bay Area has negative unemployment, so if we don’t treat and compensate our (awesome) people well, they have many other offers and will just leave! I’d like hereby to invite UAW to hold a union vote at their convenience. Tesla will do nothing to stop them.”

“@LifeofMikej @TeslaOwnersBC @DriveTeslaca @Tesla @Teslarati There are many small joys as you explore the car & more to come via software updates”

“@PeterSweden7 Then the battery packs of the busses are too small. Teslas can operate well even above the Arctic Circle. Also, busses will not be needed when Tesla rolls out unsupervised full self-driving, as they will take people point to point for a similar cost to a bus ticket.”

“Aiming to finish initial construction this summer, start Model 3 production end of year & reach high volume production next year”

“@TeslaGong @wintonARK Bitcoin hashing (aka mining) energy usage is starting to exceed that of medium-sized countries. Almost impossible for small hashers to succeed without those massive economies of scale.”

“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”

“@jamesdouma @LangleyDonovan Nvidia is providing helpful tools to the automotive industry, but the automotive industry is doing very little on their own By the end of this year, Tesla will have spent ~$10B cumulatively just on Nvidia hardware for training. We combine that with our own AI4 chips for… https://t.co/xqIbPDO8s0 https://x.com/i/web/status/2008679154598969430”

“@Kristennetten @boringcompany @Tesla We simplified this a lot. It’s basically just Teslas in tunnels at this point, which is way more profound than it sounds.”

“@BrianRoemmele Slightly different versions of the Tesla AI5 chip will be made at TSMC and Samsung simply because they translate designs to physical form differently, but the goal is that our AI software works identically. We will have samples and maybe a small number of units in 2026, but high”

“@Teslaconomics Depending on context of surrounding traffic, yes”

“@Teslaconomics @Tesla_AI Best was working with such a great team of AI hardware & software engineers! It was more fun than going to parties on Saturdays by far. Least awesome was that we had to make several design concessions to move fast, but were able to finish tapeout 45 days ahead of schedule. AI6”

“@Teslarati Amazing results by @Panasonic at Tesla Gigafactory Nevada! Very much appreciate extreme hard work it took to achieve this result. Together with Pana Japan cell plants, Tesla/Pana partnership is producing ~60% of global EV battery output!”

“@Teslaconomics We put a lot of effort into this”

“@Yuchenj_UW Andrej’s understanding is dated at this point. Tesla AI software has advanced vastly beyond what it was when he left. The intelligence density per GB of Tesla AI is at least an order of magnitude better than anything else out there.”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge It is an electronics/mechanical/software engineering problem for the Neuralink device that is similar in complexity level to smart watches (which are not easy!), plus the surgical robot, which is comparable to state-of-the art CNC machines. No need for AI/ NN/ML quite yet.”

“@truth_tesla It will hopefully achieve sustained cycle time of 45 seconds. At 75% uptime over an average week, that’s ~10k/week if run 24/7.”

“@ev_australia @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @EvaFoxU @miku919191 @tesla_adri @PPathole @TeslaHype @TeslaDiva99 @teslaownersau @techAU We have since improved it further”

“@libsoftiktok The violence against Tesla is insane!”

“@tesla_addicted One of the improvements to FSD vision involves training with actual photon counts, so removing the filters used to make pictures pretty to the human eye”

“@WholeMarsBlog The hands of Optimus”

“@KenJennings All other car companies are allowed to manufacture *except* Tesla, you knucklehead. No wonder you got crushed by a computer the size of a pizza box.”

“@teslaownersSV I’m a big fan of citizen journalism!”

“@SawyerMerritt It does this every day in our Palo Alto lab. And multiple Optimus robots walk around the office 24/7 with no one watching over them, charging themselves as needed.”

“RT @netanyahu: https://t.co/Gu4K68mJmk https://www.jns.org/israel-asks-tesla-to-bid-on-tender-for-top-officials-cars/”

“@IIHS_autosafety Top Safety Pick+ from IIHS! That’s the highest overall rating, but we think we can get max score for all subcategories/individual tests too. Retesting in a month or so with improved software. The improved software will then be uploaded to all cars with FSD computers.”

“@weddleandsons @Tesla Working with Weddle and Sons Roofing has been a great collaboration for accelerating Tesla Solar Roof installation! This is a lot of work, as tens of millions of homes need solar roofs! If you are a roofing company, please consider adding Solar Roof to your offerings.”

“@Teslarati Large pouch cells undergo significant volumetric changes at high state of charge. Even so, fire risk is probably less than gasoline cars. There are over 200,000 combustion engine car fires every year in US alone. It’s literally in the name. https://t.co/uJPlB3IbzQ https://www.nfpa.org/-/media/Files/News-and-Research/Fire-statistics-and-reports/US-Fire-Problem/osvehiclefires.pdf”

“@RandyVegetables Some of whom seriously think Tesla toppled the Bolivian govt (sigh) https://t.co/yC5gaa12DW https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Bolivian_political_crisis”

“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey Norway has played a major role in supporting advent of electric vehicles!”

“@PPathole @Tesla @Teslarati @MKBHD Fixed in next release”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: A follower of mine just replaced their 2004 Toyota 4Runner with a new @Tesla Model 3 with FSD and asked me to share this…”

“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey Ecological paradise plans from south portion of Giga Texas to river look great, however we must first get the factory financially on its feet”

“For the remainder of September, Tesla is permanently waiving the $1500 solar removal fee requirement. Note, the ability to stop monthly payments at any time remains.”

“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸 TESLA SERVICE CENTERS STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP WITH SURGING DEMAND Reports out of Schaumburg confirm what many Tesla own…”

“@cleantechnica Limited FSD beta releasing on Tuesday next week, as promised. This will, at first, be limited to a small number of people who are expert & careful drivers.”