The tweet archive.

“So Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka “Dick”, really wants to meet “Big Balls”!! This is too good 🤣🤣 [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SEN BLUMENTHAL DEMANDS ANSWERS ON TESLA CYBERTRUCK PURCHASE Sen. Richard Blumenthal is pressing Secretary of State Marco Rubio over reports that the State Department plans to spend $400M on armored Tesla Cybertrucks for diplomats. He’s demanding records on Elon’s… )”

“Tesla AI might play a role in AGI, given that it trains against the outside world, especially with the advent of Optimus”

“This actually works in Teslas right now [@mikepat711] *holds button on steering wheel to activate grok* “I need to go to Home Depot but I wanna supercharge after. Can you take me to whichever nearby Home Depot is close to a supercharger, and then take me to the supercharger after Home Depot? Also I’d like to go for a walk somewhere… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002093552679911837”

“@TeslaHype The timing of this couldn’t be worse”

“Just had a great design review today with the Tesla AI5 chip design team! This is going to be an epic chip. And AI6 to follow has a shot at being the best by AI chip by far. Switching from doing 2 chip architectures to 1 means all our silicon talent is focused on making 1”

“True [@JessePeltan] You can lease a Tesla for less than the fuel and maintenance on a gas vehicle.”

“Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.”

“This is my concern re Tesla voting control. Money doesn’t matter if powerful technology goes awry.”

“@Teslarati https://t.co/kogvN4rMJ8”

“Scam Altman owned the OpenAI Startup fund while simultaneously lying to the world that he didn’t financially benefit from OpenAI [@TheCaptainEli] The main difference between Elon Musk and Scam Altman: Elon Musk actually changes the world for the better and saves lives: Tesla accelerates clean energy and has saved thousands of lives on the roads. SpaceX is making humanity multi-planetary. Starlink connects and saves”

“Thanks @CathieDWood ❤️ [@teslaownersSV] "I think Elon Musk’s the Thomas Edison of our age. I think he's a very good person. He wants to do the right thing, if I had to say one thing, he wants to do the right thing, to transform the lot of most of humanity."”

“Fallout Shelter is on your Tesla. Tap the Entertainment button.”

“Top source of news in America [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the USA.”

“Tesla has by far the best real-world AI”

“😂 [@merikuh] @KatieMiller Grok would never do such a thing, it keeps telling me to have kids and buy a Tesla.”

“Sentient machines [@AIDRIVR] @battleangelviv I was using FSD leaving San Francisco when the power outage froze the Waymos my family was with me telling me the navigation was wrong and made no sense, turns out it was avoiding all the blocked intersections”

“Tesla autonomous driving might spread faster than any technology ever. The hardware foundations have been laid for such a long time that a software update enables self-driving for millions of pre-existing cars in a short period of time. [@SawyerMerritt] Comparison of Tesla's vs Waymo's Robotaxi geofence map in Austin, Texas. Today, @Tesla expanded their geofence area for the first time in two months.”

“Be careful what you wish for [@Tesla_Optimus] @niccruzpatane Are you sure about that)”

“@RRRMovie @Teslalightshows @Tesla ♥️♥️”

“Try it out! [@TeslaAUNZ] FSD Supervised is now available in Australia and New Zealand”

“Exactly [@LibertyLockPod] how it works: Elon attacks the swamp so the swamp attacks him. The swamp activates the media The media activates the public The Tesla street vandals are so stupid that they now really believe the absurd lie that Elon gave a nazi salute But why do they believe this? Because the”

“It only gets better from here [@signulll] the grok + tesla integration is actually super elegant. it’s the cleanest preview right now of how humans will move through the world with ai. i.e. llms for cognition + autonomy & self driving for locomotion. once thinking & motion collapse into one loop navigation sorta simply… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013118862078681336”

“Try it by downloading the Grok app! Use speech to guide creative image flow and then tap on any image you like to turn it into a video in 15 seconds. [@teslaownersSV] Grok imagine is by far the best and quickest video AI I’ve experienced yet”

“@GerberKawasaki Tesla is executing better than ever! We don’t control the Federal Reserve. That is the real problem here.”

“Tesla Model S now first ever electric vehicle to receive EPA range rating above 400 miles! https://t.co/EOTwVfvHS5 https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-s-long-range-plus-building-first-400-mile-electric-vehicle”

“Trial program for opening Tesla Superchargers to other EVs has begun”

“Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait.”

“Exactly [@WholeMarsBlog] "Elon only has to get Tesla's market cap up to $2 trillion to secure the first tranche! That's way too easy!" Actually, even getting to a $2 trillion market cap (sustained over 6 months) is not enough. Tesla must also meet a corresponding operational milestone, like $50 billion”

“Review of new Model 3 by @MKBHD”

“@Teslaconomics The insufferable, special needs chimp currently running Ryan Air is an accountant. Has no idea how airplanes even fly.”

“Important re timing of vehicle delivery [@tesla_na] $7,500 Federal Tax Credit ends Sept 30 You’ll need to take delivery – not just place an order – by that date to make use of the credit before it’s gone”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. The @Tesla_AI team is epicly hardcore. No one can match Tesla’s real-world AI. [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 TESLA HAS PATENTED A "MATHEMATICAL CHEAT CODE" THAT FORCES CHEAP 8-BIT CHIPS TO RUN ELITE 32-BIT AI MODELS AND REWRITES THE RULES OF SILICON 🐳 How does a Tesla remember a stop sign it hasn’t seen for 30 seconds, or a humanoid robot maintain perfect balance while… https://x.com/i/web/status/2012374751982092501”

“This actually works! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”

“Scouting locations for Cybertruck Gigafactory. Will be central USA.”

“Yes [@SawyerMerritt] The $50k dual-motor AWD 300-mile Cybertruck trim unveiled in 2019 is equivalent to $63k today with inflation, so this new $60k 325-mile dual-motor AWD trim is a good value. It delivers on what people want: good range, fair pricing, bed outlets, a motorized tonneau cover, solid”

“For now [@APompliano] This is an insane chart. $TSLA (H/t @alojoh)”

“@MonicaLewinsky Try a Tesla & you’re welcome to give it back if you decide you prefer a Subaru”

“Want to play The Witcher game on your Tesla? (you can already watch the show on Tesla Netflix theater)”

“Tesla FSD price rising to $12k on Jan 17”

“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Elon believes Optimus will end poverty. “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman. And will be able to do medical procedures, very sophisticated medical”

“Cool [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines in Canada. Real voices. Real-time updates. No filters.”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Starship was the first ever fully designed rocket to get us to Mars. It’ll be the vehicle to get it done. Grok imagine made this come to life.”

“Pretty soon, there won’t be any companies left in Delaware [@eladgil] Anyone have a list of companies that are planning, or have made the move, from Delaware to either Texas or Nevada? Right now I have: -Texas: Tesla, SpaceX, ... -Nevada: Dropbox, Neuralink, TripAdvisor, Pershing Square, TradeDesk, ... )”

“2 main goals this year: - Starship to orbit - FSD wide release Many other things, of course, but those are the 2 giant kahunas. Will require insane work by many super talented people, but, if anyone can do it, they can. It is an honor to work with such awesome human beings.”

“Model Y unveil event on March 14 at LA Design Studio”

“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk Wow, lot has happened in 13 years”

“Good summary [@CernBasher] Q1 2025 Tesla All-Hands Meeting Highlights from Elon's comments: - have produced over 7 million vehicles globally. - will surpass 10 million next year. - at times there are rocky times, a little bit of stormy weather. - but the future is bright. - Tesla remains the company of”

“Cool [@amasad] Wow — making a game in a Tesla using Replit + Grok!)”

“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX I could get a job, just not at an Internet company (weren’t many back then)”

“Car talk with Tesla”