“Try it out! [@TeslaAUNZ] FSD Supervised is now available in Australia and New Zealand”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Exactly [@LibertyLockPod] how it works: Elon attacks the swamp so the swamp attacks him. The swamp activates the media The media activates the public The Tesla street vandals are so stupid that they now really believe the absurd lie that Elon gave a nazi salute But why do they believe this? Because the”
“It only gets better from here [@signulll] the grok + tesla integration is actually super elegant. it’s the cleanest preview right now of how humans will move through the world with ai. i.e. llms for cognition + autonomy & self driving for locomotion. once thinking & motion collapse into one loop navigation sorta simply… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013118862078681336”
“Try it by downloading the Grok app! Use speech to guide creative image flow and then tap on any image you like to turn it into a video in 15 seconds. [@teslaownersSV] Grok imagine is by far the best and quickest video AI I’ve experienced yet”
“@GerberKawasaki Tesla is executing better than ever! We don’t control the Federal Reserve. That is the real problem here.”
“Tesla Model S now first ever electric vehicle to receive EPA range rating above 400 miles! https://t.co/EOTwVfvHS5 https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-s-long-range-plus-building-first-400-mile-electric-vehicle”
“Trial program for opening Tesla Superchargers to other EVs has begun”
“Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait.”
“Exactly [@WholeMarsBlog] "Elon only has to get Tesla's market cap up to $2 trillion to secure the first tranche! That's way too easy!" Actually, even getting to a $2 trillion market cap (sustained over 6 months) is not enough. Tesla must also meet a corresponding operational milestone, like $50 billion”
“Review of new Model 3 by @MKBHD”
“@Teslaconomics The insufferable, special needs chimp currently running Ryan Air is an accountant. Has no idea how airplanes even fly.”
“Important re timing of vehicle delivery [@tesla_na] $7,500 Federal Tax Credit ends Sept 30 You’ll need to take delivery – not just place an order – by that date to make use of the credit before it’s gone”
“Necessity is the mother of invention. The @Tesla_AI team is epicly hardcore. No one can match Tesla’s real-world AI. [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 TESLA HAS PATENTED A "MATHEMATICAL CHEAT CODE" THAT FORCES CHEAP 8-BIT CHIPS TO RUN ELITE 32-BIT AI MODELS AND REWRITES THE RULES OF SILICON 🐳 How does a Tesla remember a stop sign it hasn’t seen for 30 seconds, or a humanoid robot maintain perfect balance while… https://x.com/i/web/status/2012374751982092501”
“This actually works! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”
“Scouting locations for Cybertruck Gigafactory. Will be central USA.”
“Yes [@SawyerMerritt] The $50k dual-motor AWD 300-mile Cybertruck trim unveiled in 2019 is equivalent to $63k today with inflation, so this new $60k 325-mile dual-motor AWD trim is a good value. It delivers on what people want: good range, fair pricing, bed outlets, a motorized tonneau cover, solid”
“For now [@APompliano] This is an insane chart. $TSLA (H/t @alojoh)”
“@MonicaLewinsky Try a Tesla & you’re welcome to give it back if you decide you prefer a Subaru”
“Want to play The Witcher game on your Tesla? (you can already watch the show on Tesla Netflix theater)”
“Tesla FSD price rising to $12k on Jan 17”
“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Elon believes Optimus will end poverty. “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman. And will be able to do medical procedures, very sophisticated medical”
“Cool [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines in Canada. Real voices. Real-time updates. No filters.”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Starship was the first ever fully designed rocket to get us to Mars. It’ll be the vehicle to get it done. Grok imagine made this come to life.”
“Pretty soon, there won’t be any companies left in Delaware [@eladgil] Anyone have a list of companies that are planning, or have made the move, from Delaware to either Texas or Nevada? Right now I have: -Texas: Tesla, SpaceX, ... -Nevada: Dropbox, Neuralink, TripAdvisor, Pershing Square, TradeDesk, ... )”
“2 main goals this year: - Starship to orbit - FSD wide release Many other things, of course, but those are the 2 giant kahunas. Will require insane work by many super talented people, but, if anyone can do it, they can. It is an honor to work with such awesome human beings.”
“Model Y unveil event on March 14 at LA Design Studio”
“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk Wow, lot has happened in 13 years”
“Good summary [@CernBasher] Q1 2025 Tesla All-Hands Meeting Highlights from Elon's comments: - have produced over 7 million vehicles globally. - will surpass 10 million next year. - at times there are rocky times, a little bit of stormy weather. - but the future is bright. - Tesla remains the company of”
“Cool [@amasad] Wow — making a game in a Tesla using Replit + Grok!)”
“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX I could get a job, just not at an Internet company (weren’t many back then)”
“Car talk with Tesla”
“Tesla’s automatic cabin overheat protection should make a real difference with record heatwaves. Ability to adjust activation temperature coming with next software release.”
“Exactly [@TeslaLarry] I'm getting a lot of people telling me that Elon should stop his political work because its impacting the Tesla share price. I'm letting them all know...I don't give a fig about the impact on the share price: if the Trump administration (and DOGE) does not fix the deficit, my…)”
“Grok hits #1 in Thailand 🇹🇭 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok is #1 in Thailand 🇹🇭 (#1 overall on App Store)”
“Model S on Nürburgring next week”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Great work by Tesla Team!”
“Tesla Semi feels like a sports car to drive [@niccruzpatane] Instead of a two-speed transmission, The Tesla Semi has two rear axles. The forward axle, with two motors, is geared for acceleration, while the rear axle is geared for highway efficiency. The Semi has a tri-motor setup with 800kW of power. At highway speeds, the front axle”
“If you’re into video game development, consider applying to Tesla. We want to make super fun games that integrate the center touch screen, phone & car irl.”
“Cool 🇬🇧 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the UK App Store 🇬🇧 People across the UK are turning to real-time, unfiltered news—direct from the source. When trust matters, the platform speaks for itself.”
“Please consider joining Tesla AI software or hardware teams! https://t.co/HgigdtenKN”
“Fixing this is essential [@teslaownersSV] “The federal government is spending America into bankruptcy, which is crazy. That's really what leads to inflation, when the government spends more than it brings in, that's what causes inflation. It's just a pernicious tax.” Elon Musk )”
“What’s actually amazing about this accident is that a Model S hit a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle. An impact at that speed usually results in severe injury or death.”
“♥️♥️ Tesla China Team ♥️♥️ Such amazing progress!!”
“@realDonaldTrump @Tesla Thank you on behalf of the Tesla team. We look forward to building Giga Texas!”
“@iliketeslas I continue to oversee both Tesla & SpaceX, but the teams there are so good that often little is needed from me”
“Consider joining the @Tesla_AI team to build the best real-world AI”
“@DriveTeslaca Yeah. Still many small tweaks to make it better (and the side mirrors are removable by owner), but this is very close to production design.”
“Please let us know if you have any difficulties voting your Tesla stock”
“Yup [@mikepat711] FSD is so incredible what the fuck lol. I can’t believe this is real lmao. LFGGGGGG”
“@Teslaconomics Intense work schedule”
