The tweet archive.

“Yes. Please be careful in some areas, as there is non-zero risk of armed looters. Cybertruck side panels are bulletproof to subsonic projectiles (handguns, shotgun & Tommy gun), but the glass is not, so make sure to duck if you see anyone wielding a gun. This is not fiction.”

“For the Tesla FSD test drive in Palo Alto tonight, I will ask the car to drive to @finkd’s house. Will also test latest X livestream video, so you can monitor our adventure in real-time! If we get lucky and Zuck my 👅 actually answers the door, the fight is on!”

“Tesla Cybertruck beats a 911 while towing a 911, which mean it can carry a 911 faster down a 1/4 mile than the Porsche can travel by itself … [@cybertruck] Beating a 911 while towing a 911”

“Cool [@joerogan] I had my Tesla model S drive me home the other day with FSD, and it’s fucking wild. Changes lanes to avoid slow traffic, stops at red lights and stop signs, hits the blinkers and turns for you. It’s bananas.”

“Optimus Primed https://t.co/DMIPaIYevN”

“Try Tesla self-driving! [@Tesla] Just squeezing through”

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla shares before the annual meeting on Thursday. Lmk in comments if you encounter any issues.”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“Please reply to this post with any difficulties you may have had in trying to buy a Tesla. Our goal is for the purchase and delivery experience to be fast and simple, with accurate answers to your questions. The key test is that you would recommend it to a friend.”

“Only for the next 10 days [@wmorrill3] All Wheel Drive Cybertruck now starting at $59,990!”

“🫡 [@teslaownersSV] Thank you Elon Musk for an exciting future”

“Correct [@C_3C_3] If you notice… The Tesla Terror against Elon really heated up when he started exposing NGOs and making the public aware of their taxpayer scams. NGOs like the SPLC…”

“Tesla Semi [@niccruzpatane] This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use).”

“We are coming for those who organized the violence & death threats against Tesla. Remember this statement. [@SawyerMerritt] Elon Musk today on his Tesla pay package, the violence against Tesla, etc.”

“Congratulations @Tesla team on a great year! https://t.co/5k7uepV6d9”

“Incentives drive outcomes [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk: “The homeless industrial complex is really dark… The network of NGOs should be called, the drug zombie farmers… The ‘charities’ get money proportionate to the number of ‘homeless’… so their incentive structure is to maximize the number…””

“The worst bad guys are the ones who are financing the Tesla terror campaign https://t.co/nHyn73wuuz”

“Based on the videos I’ve seen so far, the worst fear of the paid Tesla “protestors” appears to be having to get a real job”

“It’s true [@teslaownersSV] “The more I’ve gotten to know President Trump, the more I like the guy. Frankly, I love him.” Elon Musk )”

“Cybertruck prototype in New York this weekend”

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science! Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7. So may seem like below, but not true. https://t.co/CXfWiLD2f8”

“Thanks Ashok! Ashok was the first person to join the Tesla AI/Autopilot team and ultimately rose to lead all AI/Autopilot software. Without him and our awesome team, we would just be another car company looking for an autonomy supplier that doesn’t exist. Btw, I never…”

“This is still very far from our final form [@Tesla_Optimus] Was just getting warmed up”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become”

“😂 [@niccruzpatane] Jim Cramer in 2010: “I’m not sure Tesla has a business plan that’s going to work, it’s not a smart investment” Inverse Cramer is so real”

“Kapow! 💫 [@Tesla] World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner”

“Tesla has ramped up security and activated Sentry Mode on all vehicles at stores [@SawyerMerritt] I think I speak for all Tesla owners and investors when I say that, at this point, Tesla should have 24-hour physical security guards at all its showrooms and service centers in the U.S. and Canada until things calm down. We fully support Tesla allocating funds for this.”

“Btw, your Tesla can protect you from a bioweapon attack”

“Cybertrucks are on their way to Tesla stores in North America! https://t.co/deuRQr72DI https://www.teslaoracle.com/2023/11/22/tesla-silences-critics-with-cybertrucks-immactulate-build-quality-and-perfect-panel-gaps-delivers-it-to-more-showrooms-before-black-friday/”

“This is concerning. Tesla will reach out to these banks/brokers. Shareholders have the right to vote their shares!”

“Tesla & SpaceX personnel are driving around areas in greater LA/Malibu that are in tough shape with free WiFi, drinks & snacks”

“Demonstrate Tesla self-driving to a friend tomorrow. It feels like magic.”

“Cybertruck review”

“This will be big [@Teslaconomics] I don’t think people truly understand what’s about to happen with 𝕏 Money. This is Elon going back to his roots - back to When he rebranded Twitter http://x.com”

“Tesla quarterly update”

“Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability. justice@tesla.com”

“Nikola Tesla animated by Grok Imagine https://t.co/NV4oQTlUFV”

“Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.”

“Tesla Semi [@tesla_semi] Hammer down”

“Thanks to all Tesla vote supporters!”

“Interesting [@teslaownersSV] Grok has replaced Google for me.)”

“Total completion cost of the Tesla Cortex 1 AI training cluster will be ~$5B [@SawyerMerritt] $2 billion+ of GPUs on the other side of that glass”

“Diamond black [@Tesla] 💎 Black”

“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”

“Congratulations Tesla team on making our 1,000,000th car!! https://t.co/5M99a9LLQi”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Government spending will look like this with Elon Musk and @doge )”

“The Tesla Powerwall is an uninterrupted power supply for your house. Your computer won’t even reboot if there’s a blackout! You’ll have to look out the window at the dark houses around you even to know it happened. [@teslaenergy] Powerwall just works”