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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“FSD Beta 10.2 rolls out Friday midnight to ~1000 owners with perfect 100/100 safety scores. Rollouts will hold for several days after that to see how it goes. If that looks good, beta will gradually begin rolling out to 99 scores & below.”
“It really is [@AutismCapital] 🚨ELON MUSK: "The radical left say that we're stealing social security. First of all, I don't need the money. In fact, it's costing me a lot to be in this job. You had Tim Walz dancing on stage showing a chart of Tesla stock, which is an awful thing to do. What they're trying to”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla Penalized for making our SUV too mass-efficient? That is bizarre.”
“That’s what she said [@Tesla] After testing >200 vehicles, Edmunds says new Model Y is the best”
“Tesla holiday software release being tested with internal owners today. Broader rollout starts tomorrow evening.”
“😂 [@veggie_eric] tesla kart 🚀 how is Grok Imagine free”
“Thanks Jeff, you rock ❤️ [@jeffskoll] I wanted to say a few words about @Tesla and @elonmusk regarding their decision, announced during yesterday's earnings call, to end the production of the Model S and X in Q2 this year. From the start, I have been a giant fan, investor and supporter of Tesla. I was the happy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016821657977933896”
“That’s an old pic. Starship will get longer. [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”
“Cool [@RShonjo] Friend of mine shared this - "I finally convinced my mom to buy a @Tesla after working there for 5 years. She did not want FSD but I made her get it anyway. After a few months of ownership, she gained the courage to try it and this was the result!"”
“Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime”
“Yeah [@muskosophy] Elon Musk on how Tesla and SpaceX have helped their competitors: “Nothing any of my companies have done has been to stifle competition. In fact, we've done the opposite. At Tesla, we have open-sourced our patents. Anyone can use our patents for free. How many companies do you… https://x.com/i/web/status/2021495748894883890”
“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”
“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “You are the media.” I started this account back in 2018 to get the straight facts about Tesla's Model 3 directly from Tesla and Elon Musk. I quickly realized the extent of the deceptive clickbait titles pushed by legacy media, all for the sake of views.”
“I think we might have a shot of #1 app worldwide this week [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Finland 🇫🇮”
“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] Grok 3 is the new Google Search. I’ve started telling people to just Grok it.)”
“But definitely looking to increase our human talent advantage, so please apply at @xAI, as well as @Tesla and @X”
“𝕏 is the top source of news on Earth! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the UK”
“@cb_doge @mayemusk @Tesla I was just reviewing the production beta Cybertruck. It is incredible.”
“Order at https://t.co/byFVU5nF9W https://www.tesla.com/solarroof”
“Exactly [@SawyerMerritt] 1: A Model 3 (an EV) weighs the same as a BMW 3 series (a gas car). 2: You almost never need to use your brakes on an EV due to regen braking. 3: Batteries can be recycled. Gasoline can't.”
“@SRuhle Everyone at Tesla receives stock. My comp is all stock/options, which I do not take off the table. That’s what you’re missing.”
“Maybe Tesla should make this [@unkonfined] @KettlebellDan A Cybertruck merged with a passenger plane flying through a futuristic post apocalyptic world run by robots 📐🤖”
“So Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka “Dick”, really wants to meet “Big Balls”!! This is too good 🤣🤣 [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SEN BLUMENTHAL DEMANDS ANSWERS ON TESLA CYBERTRUCK PURCHASE Sen. Richard Blumenthal is pressing Secretary of State Marco Rubio over reports that the State Department plans to spend $400M on armored Tesla Cybertrucks for diplomats. He’s demanding records on Elon’s… )”
“Tesla AI might play a role in AGI, given that it trains against the outside world, especially with the advent of Optimus”
“This actually works in Teslas right now [@mikepat711] *holds button on steering wheel to activate grok* “I need to go to Home Depot but I wanna supercharge after. Can you take me to whichever nearby Home Depot is close to a supercharger, and then take me to the supercharger after Home Depot? Also I’d like to go for a walk somewhere… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002093552679911837”
“@TeslaHype The timing of this couldn’t be worse”
“Just had a great design review today with the Tesla AI5 chip design team! This is going to be an epic chip. And AI6 to follow has a shot at being the best by AI chip by far. Switching from doing 2 chip architectures to 1 means all our silicon talent is focused on making 1”
“True [@JessePeltan] You can lease a Tesla for less than the fuel and maintenance on a gas vehicle.”
“Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.”
“This is my concern re Tesla voting control. Money doesn’t matter if powerful technology goes awry.”
“@Teslarati https://t.co/kogvN4rMJ8”
“Scam Altman owned the OpenAI Startup fund while simultaneously lying to the world that he didn’t financially benefit from OpenAI [@TheCaptainEli] The main difference between Elon Musk and Scam Altman: Elon Musk actually changes the world for the better and saves lives: Tesla accelerates clean energy and has saved thousands of lives on the roads. SpaceX is making humanity multi-planetary. Starlink connects and saves”
“Thanks @CathieDWood ❤️ [@teslaownersSV] "I think Elon Musk’s the Thomas Edison of our age. I think he's a very good person. He wants to do the right thing, if I had to say one thing, he wants to do the right thing, to transform the lot of most of humanity."”
“Fallout Shelter is on your Tesla. Tap the Entertainment button.”
“Top source of news in America [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the USA.”
“Tesla has by far the best real-world AI”
“😂 [@merikuh] @KatieMiller Grok would never do such a thing, it keeps telling me to have kids and buy a Tesla.”
“Sentient machines [@AIDRIVR] @battleangelviv I was using FSD leaving San Francisco when the power outage froze the Waymos my family was with me telling me the navigation was wrong and made no sense, turns out it was avoiding all the blocked intersections”
“Tesla autonomous driving might spread faster than any technology ever. The hardware foundations have been laid for such a long time that a software update enables self-driving for millions of pre-existing cars in a short period of time. [@SawyerMerritt] Comparison of Tesla's vs Waymo's Robotaxi geofence map in Austin, Texas. Today, @Tesla expanded their geofence area for the first time in two months.”
“Be careful what you wish for [@Tesla_Optimus] @niccruzpatane Are you sure about that)”
“@RRRMovie @Teslalightshows @Tesla ♥️♥️”
“Try it out! [@TeslaAUNZ] FSD Supervised is now available in Australia and New Zealand”
“Exactly [@LibertyLockPod] how it works: Elon attacks the swamp so the swamp attacks him. The swamp activates the media The media activates the public The Tesla street vandals are so stupid that they now really believe the absurd lie that Elon gave a nazi salute But why do they believe this? Because the”
“It only gets better from here [@signulll] the grok + tesla integration is actually super elegant. it’s the cleanest preview right now of how humans will move through the world with ai. i.e. llms for cognition + autonomy & self driving for locomotion. once thinking & motion collapse into one loop navigation sorta simply… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013118862078681336”
“Try it by downloading the Grok app! Use speech to guide creative image flow and then tap on any image you like to turn it into a video in 15 seconds. [@teslaownersSV] Grok imagine is by far the best and quickest video AI I’ve experienced yet”
“@GerberKawasaki Tesla is executing better than ever! We don’t control the Federal Reserve. That is the real problem here.”
“Tesla Model S now first ever electric vehicle to receive EPA range rating above 400 miles! https://t.co/EOTwVfvHS5 https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-s-long-range-plus-building-first-400-mile-electric-vehicle”
“Trial program for opening Tesla Superchargers to other EVs has begun”
“Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait.”
