The tweet archive.

“New Tesla Summon will 🧨 ur 🧠”

“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”

“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Try out self-driving in a Tesla. It will greatly improve your quality of life and may save your life. [@Scobleizer] I was on @wholemars space this afternoon while my Model 3 drove me for a couple of hours to drop off my taxes. And found myself quite emotional listening to others' stories about theirs. I'll never sell it. It is the best thing I've ever spent money on beyond marriage and”

“Grok should hit rank 1 by Jan [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4.1-THINKING is #2 on LMARENA TEXT ARENA – xAI’S CROWN IS UNDISPUTED! 🚨”

“Am changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance To Amazing Abundance”

“Tesla holiday software release is 🔥🔥”

“Great work by Tesla Team!”

“Great work by the Tesla AI team! And much more still to come. By V14.3, your car will feel like it is sentient. [deleted tweet]”

“Best deal in America for a Tesla”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] The Two Most important apps in the apple App Store. Make sure to download Grok standalone app. )”

“Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Congrats Tesla AI team!”

“Cool [@OwenSparks_] Wow. This guy owns so many cars he leases a warehouse just to store them, yet his favorite is the Tesla @cybertruck he just picked up 3 weeks ago. Story shared from Theodore Denney III on FB: "I own a LOT of cars: including Ferraris (x2), Mercedes, BMW, a very rare C7 ZR1,…”

“Order Tesla Model S Plaid at https://t.co/LuUhICqQEI http://Tesla.com/S”

“True [@abustin] I've been a Tesla driver for nearly 10 years. I've driven nearly every Tesla model. Cybertruck is the best Tesla.”

“Yes [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 feels more like AGI than any LLM”

“Optimus [@Tesla_Optimus] Vote your Tesla shares”

“@TeslaSynopsis Money allocation is the easiest part of my job – essentially trivial. If money could solve problems, the government would be accomplishing wonders.”

“100GW/year of solar-powered AI satellites requires 100GW/year of AI computers … [@niccruzpatane] Elon is not messing around. SpaceX has just filed an application with the FCC seeking authority to launch and operate a massive new satellite constellation dedicated to orbital data centers. ITS HAPPENING. Tesla Terafab is next.”

“And it only gets better from here. Tesla is still on track to launch autonomous ride hailing in Austin in June and roll out to many cities in America by the end of this year. The threshold is achieving safety far in excess of the average human driver. Ultimately, autonomous… [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) 13.2.7 took me from Oakland Airport to San Francisco, crossing the Bay Bridge, and I never touched the steering wheel or pedals once. )”

“🔫🛡️ [@teslaownersSV] 😱 Tesla Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen @woodhaus2 is INSIDE the @Tesla Cybertruck during live gunfire… His priceless reaction when the return fire SLAMS into the @ArmoredCG glass is absolutely EVERYTHING 😂💥 @TaranTactical went full send. Watch till the end 👀”

“Thanks for subscribing! [@teslaownersSV] “I'd like to thank everyone who's a paid subscriber on 𝕏 – It's really important because otherwise, we're totally beholden to the advertisers.” Elon Musk )”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Fasting”

“FSD Beta 10.2 rolls out Friday midnight to ~1000 owners with perfect 100/100 safety scores. Rollouts will hold for several days after that to see how it goes. If that looks good, beta will gradually begin rolling out to 99 scores & below.”

“It really is [@AutismCapital] 🚨ELON MUSK: "The radical left say that we're stealing social security. First of all, I don't need the money. In fact, it's costing me a lot to be in this job. You had Tim Walz dancing on stage showing a chart of Tesla stock, which is an awful thing to do. What they're trying to”

“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla Penalized for making our SUV too mass-efficient? That is bizarre.”

“That’s what she said [@Tesla] After testing >200 vehicles, Edmunds says new Model Y is the best”

“Tesla holiday software release being tested with internal owners today. Broader rollout starts tomorrow evening.”

“😂 [@veggie_eric] tesla kart 🚀 how is Grok Imagine free”

“Thanks Jeff, you rock ❤️ [@jeffskoll] I wanted to say a few words about @Tesla and @elonmusk regarding their decision, announced during yesterday's earnings call, to end the production of the Model S and X in Q2 this year. From the start, I have been a giant fan, investor and supporter of Tesla. I was the happy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016821657977933896”

“That’s an old pic. Starship will get longer. [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”

“Cool [@RShonjo] Friend of mine shared this - "I finally convinced my mom to buy a @Tesla after working there for 5 years. She did not want FSD but I made her get it anyway. After a few months of ownership, she gained the courage to try it and this was the result!"”

“Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime”

“Yeah [@muskosophy] Elon Musk on how Tesla and SpaceX have helped their competitors: “Nothing any of my companies have done has been to stifle competition. In fact, we've done the opposite. At Tesla, we have open-sourced our patents. Anyone can use our patents for free. How many companies do you… https://x.com/i/web/status/2021495748894883890”

“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”

“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “You are the media.” I started this account back in 2018 to get the straight facts about Tesla's Model 3 directly from Tesla and Elon Musk. I quickly realized the extent of the deceptive clickbait titles pushed by legacy media, all for the sake of views.”

“I think we might have a shot of #1 app worldwide this week [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Finland 🇫🇮”

“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] Grok 3 is the new Google Search. I’ve started telling people to just Grok it.)”

“But definitely looking to increase our human talent advantage, so please apply at @xAI, as well as @Tesla and @X”

“𝕏 is the top source of news on Earth! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the UK”

“@cb_doge @mayemusk @Tesla I was just reviewing the production beta Cybertruck. It is incredible.”

“Order at https://t.co/byFVU5nF9W https://www.tesla.com/solarroof”

“Exactly [@SawyerMerritt] 1: A Model 3 (an EV) weighs the same as a BMW 3 series (a gas car). 2: You almost never need to use your brakes on an EV due to regen braking. 3: Batteries can be recycled. Gasoline can't.”

“@SRuhle Everyone at Tesla receives stock. My comp is all stock/options, which I do not take off the table. That’s what you’re missing.”

“Maybe Tesla should make this [@unkonfined] @KettlebellDan A Cybertruck merged with a passenger plane flying through a futuristic post apocalyptic world run by robots 📐🤖”

“So Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka “Dick”, really wants to meet “Big Balls”!! This is too good 🤣🤣 [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SEN BLUMENTHAL DEMANDS ANSWERS ON TESLA CYBERTRUCK PURCHASE Sen. Richard Blumenthal is pressing Secretary of State Marco Rubio over reports that the State Department plans to spend $400M on armored Tesla Cybertrucks for diplomats. He’s demanding records on Elon’s… )”

“Tesla AI might play a role in AGI, given that it trains against the outside world, especially with the advent of Optimus”

“This actually works in Teslas right now [@mikepat711] *holds button on steering wheel to activate grok* “I need to go to Home Depot but I wanna supercharge after. Can you take me to whichever nearby Home Depot is close to a supercharger, and then take me to the supercharger after Home Depot? Also I’d like to go for a walk somewhere… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002093552679911837”