The tweet archive.

“😂 [@Tesla_AI] Wait you guys drive?”

“Looking at holding Tesla AI Day in about a month or so. Will go over progress with Tesla AI software & hardware, both training & inference. Purpose is recruiting.”

“It’s hard to believe until you try it [@_milankovac_] This weekend, I drove to Napa and back - close to 200 miles - on FSD. I think I had max a couple interventions and they were both comfort-related, meaning not necessary per se. My car took me through my neighborhood’s winding, hilly streets, got on the highway, navigated San”

“Interview [@ElonClipsX] ELON INTERVIEW AT QATAR FORUM – FULL VERSION Here's the full interview with Elon Musk at the Qatar Economic Forum a few minutes ago. Timestamps: 0:44 A typical week for Elon 1:40 Tesla’s situation has already turned around 3:55 Elon's compensation important to control Tesla”

“@teslaownersSV No, this is a long-running joke on Twitter. I’m not buying any sports teams.”

“Thanks Ron ❤️ [@BaronCapital] Baron Capital Supports Elon Musk’s 2025 CEO Performance Award Baron Capital is in support of the proposed 2025 CEO Performance Award. We believe it reflects the same principles of accountability, performance and alignment with shareholder interests that drove Tesla’s past”

“Tesla Semi is super fun to drive [@SawyerMerritt] WSJ: Tesla Finally Has Its First Semi-Truck and It’s Already a Hit With Truckers. "Truckers who drove it in pilot tests say they loved features including a centered driving position, faster charging and longer range for about $100,000 less than other battery-electric trucks.”

“@teslaownersSV Production will have red light bar”

“If Tesla & SpaceX go bankrupt, so will I. As it should be.”

“Tesla [@XFreeze] Tesla Model Y and Model 3 are officially the world’s #1 and #2 the best-selling EVs for September Model Y: 141,000 units Model 3: 67,000 units Tesla dominates the global electric vehicle market”

“@teslaownersSV It will change the look of the roads”

“@stillgray Dangerous times ahead. Two people (separate occasions) have already tried to kill me in the past 8 months. They were arrested with guns about 20 mins drive from Tesla HQ in Texas.”

“What happened to all the Tesla killers that legacy press and hedge fund short sellers predicted were coming? 🤔 [@TheCaptainEli] Tesla alone sold 117,300 EVs in the US — more than ALL other EV makers combined (99,099). GM + Hyundai + Toyota + Rivian + Ford + Lucid + BMW + VW + everyone else… still couldn’t beat Tesla’s single-quarter numbers. Tesla outsold the entire rest of the industry by over 18,000”

“You can summon a driverless Tesla from anywhere in the parking lot. Rapidly approaching the ability to summon from anywhere at all.”

“@thevivafrei First I’ve heard. It is not possible for me to fix every aspect of Twitter worldwide overnight, while still running Tesla and SpaceX, among other things.”

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla shares and let us know if you encounter any issues with voting”

“Deleted my Tesla titles last week to see what would happen. I’m now the Nothing of Tesla. Seems fine so far.”

“@mckaywrigley I saw it happening from well before GPT-1, which is why I tried to warn the public for years. The only one on one meeting I ever had with Obama as President I used not to promote Tesla or SpaceX, but to encourage AI regulation.”

“Tesla Cybertruck (pressurized edition) will be official truck of Mars”

“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”

“@TeslaGong @PPathole @priscillabanana https://t.co/chk0Scuixp”

“@EPavlic @BillyM2k @dogeofficialceo @MyDogeCTO @MyDogeCEO @big3aliens @ownthedoge @teslaownersSV @28delayslater @mayemusk @DimaZeniuk @TheDogeCard https://t.co/ady5wxzw2r”

“As I’ve said previously, unsupervised full self-driving Teslas will be carrying passengers in Austin in June and many cities in America by end of year. This will enable passenger cars to increase in utility by roughly half an order of magnitude overnight with a software update. [@SawyerMerritt] David Faber on CNBC today: "I had the opportunity to ride in a @Tesla this weekend on FSD. It's worth doing. The steering wheel was not touched. The technology is real. People are driving 100 miles out of New York City and not touching the steering wheel once." - @davidfaber”

“Population collapse is a massive crisis [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”

“💯🇺🇸 [@farzyness] Elon starting a 3rd party is closely akin to Tesla & SpaceX. Low probability of success, but if successful it’ll completely change the game.”

“The Model S & X Plaid (meaning, beyond ludicrous speed) are sublime”

“One of the best features of Model X”

“As Cathie Wood states, Tesla is the biggest AI project on Earth”

“Best rocket engine ever: Full-flow, staged combustion 330 bar main chamber pressure Highest T/W Inexpensive to build [@teslaownersSV] SpaceX’s Raptor 3 engine is sublime engineering • No basic heat shield needed → saves mass and dramatically boosts reliability • Small fuel leaks aren’t dangerous — they simply burn off safely in the open plasma • Major improvements in payload capacity, efficiency, and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014586403200610626”

“Limited edition short shorts now available at https://t.co/5EmNcTBvJv http://Tesla.com/shortshorts”

“Cool milestone [@piloly] Yesterday, Tesla surpassed the Volkswagen Group in quarterly sales in Norway. 🇳🇴 The core of VW Group includes the brands Volkswagen, Škoda, Audi, SEAT/Cupra, and Porsche.”

“Wait until he downloads V14 [@niccruzpatane] Former Director of AI at Tesla Andrej Karpathy picked up his new Model X and reviews Tesla V13.2.9 with HW4: “Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used to on HW3 (my previous car) and eons ahead of the”

“Tesla all-hands live presentation https://t.co/jQOt6WB2LN https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1DXxyqnNoqbxM”

“Try https://t.co/op5s4ZiSwh Suggested edits are welcome http://Grokipedia.com [@teslaownersSV] Grokipedia has replaced Wikipedia for me! Anyone else?”

“How to vote your Tesla stock [@cb_doge] If you're a Tesla shareholder, please take a moment to vote your Tesla stock with the Board’s recommendations on all proposals. For voting assistance: Shareholders +1 (877) 717-3936 (U.S. and Canada) +1 (412) 232-3651 (all other countries) Banks and Brokers +1 (212) 750-5833”

“Tesla [@Cernovich] Last time I was in a Tesla, FSD was so-so and no Grok. Feel like I time traveled.”

“It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone. [@waitbutwhy] Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBI] 🚨PSA: FBI warns of nationwide incidents—arson, gunfire, and vandalism targeting Tesla EVs, dealerships, and charging stations in 9+ states, linked to political grievances. The #FBI urges vigilance and awareness around Tesla locations. https://www.ic3.gov/PSA/2025/PSA250321”

“Many more Tesla self-driving V14 improvements still to come, but wide rollout of V14.1 has begun. 14.2 rolls out in a few weeks and then 14.3 a few weeks later, depending on safety testing. There is so much change that we are carefully confirming each one.”

“Tesla holiday software update goes to wide release today!”

“Cybertruck is awesome 😎 [@teslaownersSV] The Cybertruck is the best truck I’ve ever owned. Nothing to prove. @cybertruck”

“Congrats to Tesla Fremont + Giga Nevada for making their 2 millionth car!”

“Try out Tesla supervised full self-driving and you’ll be amazed!”

“True @Tesla_Optimus [deleted tweet]”

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla stock. It is super important. Control of Tesla could affect the future of civilization. [@SawyerMerritt] Here are Tesla’s current five largest shareholders (excluding Elon Musk) and how they voted in last year’s ratification of Elon's 2018 pay package: • Vanguard (holds $115B in $TSLA): For • BlackRock ($95B): For • State Street ($52B): Against • Fidelity/Geode Capital ($30B):”

“I just had dinner at the retro-futuristic @Tesla diner and Supercharger. Team did great work making it one of the coolest spots in LA! [@niccruzpatane] There’s an Optimus inside the Tesla Diner!”

“Ability to stream YouTube & Netflix when car is stopped coming to your Tesla soon! Has an amazingly immersive, cinematic feel due to the comfy seats & surround sound audio.”

“Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot”

“Try the latest Tesla self-driving software. It will blow your mind.”

“@XFreeze Yup 😂 That really made him upset. After I ghosted him, Epstein went on a massive campaign to short Tesla and got Gates to short 1% of Tesla stock when the market cap was $40B. As far as I know, Gates still has the short open. Someone should ask him how that’s working out 🤗”