The tweet archive.

“😎 [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 first impressions: the good: - destination options are incredible and very well done. parking has been fast and flawless so far, zero corrections and right between the lines. also pulls into the driveways of houses very reliably and actually parks itself, feels like the”

“@niccruzpatane Already have thousands of times over. My “net worth” is almost entirely due to my ownership stakes in Tesla and SpaceX. I have <0.1% that is cash. Tesla and SpaceX employees all receive stock/options and Tesla is >80% owned by retail investors and index/pension funds, so value… https://t.co/3cXP7theq7 https://x.com/i/web/status/2023158948501594300”

“In case you missed Tesla AI Day 2022 https://t.co/Sbu0peXpY1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODSJsviD_SU&t=1s”

“@ACTBrigitte Since Gates still has a multi-billion dollar short position against Tesla while claiming to help with global warming, I guess I have some trust issues with him too”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] William Blair analyst Jed Dorsheimer on riding in @Tesla's Robotaxi service in Austin last week: "We experienced a glimpse of the future, and it is exciting. The comparisons are immediate and stark—when we drove past Waymo and Zoox vehicles outfitted with their complex sensor”

“Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time”

“Tesla is the leader in real-world AI [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk on Waymo vs Tesla “The Tesla solution, which is a much more difficult path to go but ultimately much more powerful, is a general solution to self-driving. The Tesla software is purely AI and vision. It doesn't rely on any expensive sensors, no lidars, no radars. It… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003964681367724196”

“Exactly [@XFreeze] Tesla Semi's total cost of ownership destroys diesel economics • Electricity costs 60-70% less than diesel per mile • Near-zero maintenance (no diesel aftertreatment, fewer moving parts) • Remote diagnostics = maximized uptime • OTA updates = continuous improvements… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020567197400399982”

“Version 14 of Tesla self-driving feels sentient [@ray4tesla] William Blair analyst is impressed by his Robotaxi rides and says “felt a lot more like a person was driving it” while Waymo rides still feel somewhat robotic.”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge If you’ve engineered or manufactured smart watches or phones, please join Neuralink! Your skills are directly applicable.”

“Sizing for ~130MW of power & cooling this year, but will increase to >500MW over next 18 months or so. Aiming for about half Tesla AI hardware, half Nvidia/other. Play to win or don’t play at all.”

“Because a Tesla produces no emissions & filters most toxins, pollen, spores & viruses, it actually cleans up surrounding air as it travels”

“If you’d like to join Tesla AI, but can’t easily move to Palo Alto or Austin, that is acceptable for extremely excellent candidates where inefficiency of distance is overcome by talent”

“@mySA Not true. Tesla is 5 mins from Austin International airport. Would be silly to build another private airport, however the existing commercial airport needs another runway, as Austin is growing fast!”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “The future won’t wait for us. Either we stay on Earth and face extinction, or we become a multi-planetary species.” Elon Musk”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid @WSJ @Tesla Obviously, bringing on Linda allows me to devote more time to Tesla, which is exactly what I will be doing!”

“Tesla advanced Summon ready in ~6 weeks! Just an over-the-air software upgrade, so will work on all cars made in past 2 years (Autopilot hardware V2+).”

“Good work by @TeslaEnergy team! [@XFreeze] Tesla Energy is now the largest energy storage provider in the world ~46.7 GWh deployed in 2025 alone, powered by Megafactories in Lathrop and Shanghai From ~4 GWh in 2021 to ~47 GWh in 2025 Nearly 12× growth in four years Tesla now holds ~15–20% of global grid-scale battery… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008949722866967019”

“@cb_doge Tesla self-driving is by far the most advanced real world AI”

“@valleyhack Essentially. Long-term purpose of my Tesla stock is to help make life multiplanetary to ensure it’s continuance. The massive capital needs are in 10 to 20 years. By then, if we’re fortunate, Tesla’s goal of accelerating sustainable energy & autonomy will be mostly accomplished.”

“The Optimus hardware and @Tesla_AI team are doing incredible work! [@Tesla_Optimus] I’ve been walking around the @Tesla office for weeks and they still haven’t given me a badge”

“Join the @Tesla_Optimus team either in AI or electromechanical engineering! [@julianibarz] Human labor is one of the last bottlenecks to solve to get to unlimited economic growth. We're hiring actively across almost all Optimus teams. Optimus is one of the hardest projects to work on right now that will likely have the biggest impact on human society for the next… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014418323874971741”

“@teslaownersSV @imPenny2x @ADL If this continues, we will have no choice but to file a defamation suit against, ironically, the “Anti-Defamation” League. If they lose the defamation suit, we will insist that they drop the the “anti” part of their name, since obviously … 😂”

“@thehill Don’t mislead the public. State said YES, an unelected county official is the problem. Tesla factory in adjacent San Joaquin county is fully operational.”

“@TeslaAIBot Photo filters are so misleading 🤣🤣”

“@ashleevance Tesla financing round closed at 6pm Dec 24th 2008 – last hour of last day possible or payroll would’ve bounced 2 days later. I gave Tesla last of my remaining cash from PayPal. Didn’t even own a house or anything sellable.”

“Just reviewed Tesla’s service locations in North America & realized we have major gaps in geographic coverage! Sorry for this foolish oversight. Tesla will aim to cover all regions of NA (not just big cities) within 3 to 6 months.”

“@business Incorrect. “Chairman” is an honorific, not executive role, which means it’s not needed to run Tesla. Will retire that title at Tesla in 3 years. 60 Mins edited out end of my sentence, where I said I could do whatever I want. They cut “provided I have the support of shareholders”.”

“Join to create exciting new worlds of technology!! If getting things done matters to you, then @SpaceX, @Tesla, @BoringCompany & @Neuralink are the places to be.”

“Important note: Optimus cannot yet do this autonomously, but certainly will be able to do this fully autonomously and in an arbitrary environment (won’t require a fixed table with box that has only one shirt)”

“@heyitsyashu I am uncomfortable growing Tesla to be a leader in AI & robotics without having ~25% voting control. Enough to be influential, but not so much that I can’t be overturned. Unless that is the case, I would prefer to build products outside of Tesla. You don’t seem to understand…”

“RT @DefiyantlyFree: Soros gave 7.6 million dollars to Indivisible, the group who has waged a global Intifada against Tesla. Soros funded…”

“Looking forward to breaking ground on the @Tesla Shanghai Gigafactory today!”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @GoodFaithEnergy They did a great job!”

“@ray4tesla We tried very hard to get EU to consider the Tesla (now NACS) design, as it is fundamentally better in every way for consumers, but the transport minister said “a committee decided the standard years ago” (sigh). Worth mentioning that Tesla is supplying the adapter & other…”

“@cb_doge Tesla vision AI could really crush these Google “not a bot” tests lol”

“Well said https://t.co/lDPaIPLLzO https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/5/29/1767826/-The-War-on-Tesla-Musk-and-the-Fight-for-the-Future”

“@greggertruck Daddy is very much home. Am burning the midnight oil with Optimus engineering on Friday night, then redeye overnight to Austin arriving 5am, wake up to have lunch with my kids and then spend all Saturday afternoon in deep technical reviews for the Tesla AI5 chip design. Fly”

“Weird that people still buy gas cars when so many good electric options (beyond Tesla) are available”

“@teslaownersSV @neuralink Turns out 🐒 love video games & snacks just like us!”

“@Teslarati Tesla is open to licensing software and supplying powertrains & batteries. We’re just trying to accelerate sustainable energy, not crush competitors!”

“@MuskUniversity This is the fundamental reason why Tesla was the first new American car company to reach sustained positive cash flow since Chrysler ~100 years ago. The product has to be compelling enough to overcome a fundamental cost disadvantage.”

“Exciting to see all the new electric vehicles coming to market! We created Tesla to accelerate a sustainable future & it’s happening! https://t.co/IqREiDqIyL https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/31/automakers-flood-market-with-electric-vehicles--potentially-creating-pile-up-of-epic-proportions.html”

“Cybertruck feels like a spaceship [@thatsKAIZEN] Going from a Rivian to my Cybertruck was like going from a Razr to an iPhone.”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Happens to almost everyone”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This was an *exceptionally* difficult quarter due to supply chain interruptions & China zero Covid policy. Outstanding work by Tesla team & key suppliers saved the day.”

“When a Neuralink is combined with Optimus robot limbs, the Luke Skywalker solution can become real. https://t.co/Tr5Pa4Xfte https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNU84bbass”

“Worth mentioning that switching to ultra hard, cold-rolled stainless steel for Starship is what led me to make Cybertruck out of it too”

“@Tesla In close traffic, poisonous gas spewing from the car in front of you goes straight into your AC intake. Good thing gas/diesel carmakers didn’t cheat on their emissions or we’d be in real trouble 😅”

“@GerberKawasaki @thirdrowtesla Tesla is filing a lawsuit against Alameda County immediately. The unelected & ignorant “Interim Health Officer” of Alameda is acting contrary to the Governor, the President, our Constitutional freedoms & just plain common sense!”