The tweet archive.

“Tesla will make some merch buyable with Doge & see how it goes”

“Sometimes when I need a little boost, I look at the @JDVance portrait in the @WhiteHouse and thank the Lord 🙏 [@Tim_Walz] If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock 📉”

“😎 [@margomartin] POV: you’re riding in a Cybertruck with President @realDonaldTrump”

“Nobody *expects* the Cybertruck https://t.co/khhYNFaVKs”

“@POTUS I paid 53% taxes on my Tesla stock options (40% Federal & 13% state), so I must be lifting the average! I also paid more income tax than anyone ever in the history of Earth for 2021 and will do that again in 2022. @CommunityNotes, is the 3% number cited above accurate?”

“@POTUS Or you can just buy a Tesla”

“@RalphNader Ralph Nader, you are lying – shame on you! I personally provided almost all Tesla funding, based on my proceeds from PayPal, from Series A in 2004 until Series C in 2007. In late 2008, I gave Tesla the last money I had. It was that or the company would have died. We closed that…”

“@DrEliDavid If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.”

“Tesla merch buyable with Dogecoin”

“Time to tell the story of Tesla & SpaceX”

“(from making fun of Gates for shorting Tesla while claiming to support climate change action)”

“Juneteenth is henceforth considered a US holiday at Tesla & SpaceX”

“This actually works in Teslas right now https://t.co/anY7NHZmIo”

“Excited to announce start of production of Tesla Semi Truck with deliveries to @Pepsi on Dec 1st! https://t.co/gq0l73iGRW”

“Tesla team just completed a 500 mile drive with a Tesla Semi weighing in at 81,000 lbs!”

“We have extra FDA-approved ventilators. Will ship to hospitals worldwide within Tesla delivery regions. Device & shipping cost are free. Only requirement is that the vents are needed immediately for patients, not stored in a warehouse. Please me or @Tesla know.”

“Cybertruck, ATV, Roadster & Semi C A R S https://t.co/4Aq1A5cYkH”

“Exxon is rated top ten best in world for environment, social & governance (ESG) by S&P 500, while Tesla didn’t make the list! ESG is a scam. It has been weaponized by phony social justice warriors.”

“A friend just sent me this excerpt from a Tesla blog I wrote 14 years ago https://t.co/Hr8w52ithY”

“Only a matter of time before someone steals a Tesla while playing GTA on a Tesla”

“The gauntlet has been thrown down! The prophecy will be fulfilled. Model S price changes to $69,420 tonight!”

“Franz throws steel ball at Cybertruck window right before launch. Guess we have some improvements to make before production haha. https://t.co/eB0o4tlPoz”

“Thanks to everyone who worked so hard to make Tesla successful. My heart goes out to you.”

“Tesla is going to develop a quiet, electric leafblower”

“Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!”

“The whole Tesla senior team is investigating this matter right now. Will post more information as soon as we learn anything. We’ve never seen anything like this.”

“Built bullet tough [@teslaownersSV] My Cybertruck is an absolute beast.”

“Teslas have automatic overheat protection to cool the car, ensuring the safety of babies and pets [@stillgray] If you leave your pet in a hot vehicle you deserve to have this happen to your car.”

“Optimus https://t.co/d6AU3p4xBn”

“We are going to position Cybertrucks with Starlinks and free WiFi in a grid pattern in the areas that most need it in the greater LA/Malibu area”

“Cybertruck at Tesla Engineering HQ https://t.co/2xo9Hjgfk9”

“Cybertruck is tougher than a bag of nails”

“Arctic [@Tesla] Frost Blue Falcon Wings”

“Working on the Tesla Master Plan 4. It will be epic.”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] Police Tesla Model S Plaid vs police Ford Explorer acceleration test. )”

“Yeah, it’s awesome. Once you use Tesla Autopilot/FSD for commuting, you won’t use any other car.”

“Optimus https://t.co/nbRohLQ7RH”

“.@steveaoki just received his Cybertruck https://t.co/bJv7LEqQI3”

“Shanghai just experienced the most powerful typhoon in 75 years! Best wishes for the resilient & resourceful people of Shanghai. I have asked our Tesla Shanghai team to help anyone in distress to the best of our ability.”

“Going for a walk with Optimus https://t.co/6mLJCUp30F”

“Tesla Gigafactory Supercomputer Cluster https://t.co/aYIZ3pQ0nV”

“There was (still is) a massive cyberattack against 𝕏. We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources. Either a large, coordinated group and/or a country is involved. Tracing … [@cb_doge] First, protests against DOGE. Then, Tesla stores were attacked. Now, 𝕏 is down. I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that this downtime is the result of an attack on 𝕏.”

“Super cool Tesla light show! https://t.co/o6r5zqDbGU”

“First time that a car has delivered itself to its owner! [@Jagarzaf] @elonmusk @Tesla_AI That was me! So excited to have been a part of this thank you! @elonmusk @Tesla”

“Total game changer. If you haven’t tried Tesla Autopilot, you don’t know how awesome it is.”

“Tesla went public at $1.5B valuation 14 years ago. Valuation today is over $500B.”

“Even though Tesla is the only company who manufactures their EVs in California! This is insane.”

“Cybertruck in the wilds”

“Now we’re up to 22 Dem senators all doing the same cringe video simultaneously! I will buy a Cybertruck for anyone can provide proof of who wrote this particular piece of propaganda. First person to post proof in the replies to this post gets the truck! [@ScottJenningsKY] Voters: We need more authenticity in our politicians! Dems:)”

“Tesla has a Semi 😉 [@tesla_semi] North to the future”