“@SawyerMerritt From Grok 🤣🤣 Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite stock market soothsayer, Jim "Reverse Midas Touch" Cramer, back at it again with his crystal ball predictions. This time, he's foretelling a bright future for Tesla, claiming it could soon reach a $1 trillion market cap.…”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @StockMKTNewz: Tesla’s Model Y was the best selling car model in the world in 2024 https://t.co/TRIxya90bz”
“RT @Tesla: Kiyoko has been with Tesla for 12 years. She used her hard-earned Tesla stock – and the tremendous value it’s generated over th…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: The State Board of Administration of Florida, which owns $1.23 billion of $TSLA stock, says it is voting FOR Elon…”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Cathie Wood says if she could only pick one stock to invest in, she would choose $TSLA. “It is a convergence of our th…”
“@dmatkins137 @ShayneRarma @NASA Nothing stopping Tesla team at our car plant from voting union. Could do so tmrw if they wanted. But why pay union dues & give up stock options for nothing? Our safety record is 2X better than when plant was UAW & everybody already gets healthcare.”
“@S3XYstarship @IWill_Travel @AOC This would be a super bad idea, since stocks can swing wildly from one day to the next, eg Snapchat dropping 43%. Tesla is ~40% below ATH! However, eliminating estate tax dodges like GRATs would be good, since probability of kids being effective stewards of capital is lower.”
“@goombar3 We’ve always provided healthcare, hourly wages above union & Tesla stock. Also, free drinks & snacks. Try to make it fun too. Top ten hourly workers cumulatively received Tesla stock now worth $1M to $2M. Nobody wants UAW, so UAW keeps trashing Tesla & me via 3rd parties.”
“RT @stevenmarkryan: Tesla Stock Surges: Something BIG Is Happening As Investors & Patriots LOAD UP $TSLA https://t.co/IC66LobclS”
“@ForIn2020 @waltmossberg @mims @defcon_5 Exactly. Tesla is absurdly overvalued if based on the past, but that's irrelevant. A stock price represents risk-adjusted future cash flows.”
“RT @LinkN01: Tesla FSD Testing in Stockholm Let's step up our game! I drafted a new letter to Stockholm City as a response to their reply.…”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🇺🇸 MORGAN STANLEY WARNS TESLA STOCK NEEDS ELON'S PAY PLAN Tesla shareholders are about to vote on a massive new compensat…”
“RT @LinkN01: All Avanza customers in Sweden with $TSLA stock on a AF, ISK or an IPS account got a message today with instruction on how to…”
“@TeslaGong @DrSallyL @sydney_ev @_TeslaTom @TeslaStraya @outbacktesla @ev_outback @Michael01996367 @cvanderstock @teslaownersau @AhillfromOZ @rjo71342 @EVHQ2 @michadru29 @DunkenKBliths If it passes Australian regulations, then sure”
“@nomad_tesla @StockMKTNewz @SECGov Good question”
“RT @ICannot_Enough: To reach any of the 12 tranches in his proposed 2025 CEO stock compensation package, @elonmusk would need to grow $TSLA…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: **BREAKING AI TRADING UPDATE** Grok 4 is crushing it in the real-world stock market simulation 📊 Since late Novemb…”
“RT @ICannot_Enough: Average annual stockholder returns by $TSLA & $AAPL CEO: • Elon Musk (Tesla): 36.3% • Steve Jobs (Apple): 24.9% • T…”
“@nonlineargrowth @WholeMarsBlog @Tsla99T @Tslachan @MatchasmMatt @Banana3Stocks Interesting”
“RT @WR4NYGov: Having an amazing conversation with Grok Expert right now Investors will fail to buy up Tesla stock enough in late 2026 to a…”
“@aswhiting Tesla body shops are ramping up fast. Aiming to go from 30+ days using external body repair shops to same day body repair with prestocked parts at Tesla service centers.”
“Tesla articles 30 mins apart: "This Stock is Screaming Buy" http://t.co/jb9DCw4s and "This Stock Could Get DESTROYED" http://t.co/dqxTK4LJ http://bit.ly/W6cBOV”
“Cybertruck crushes Lambo [@tesla_archive] 🚨 TESLA CYBERTRUCK vs LAMBORGHINI AVENTADOR: DRAG RACE $TSLA”
“TSLA up $69 to ~$420 as foretold in the prophecy https://t.co/6uZfOIMPyO”
“🔥🔥 [@unusual_whales] BREAKING: Trump says he will label violence against Tesla, $TSLA, dealerships as domestic terrorism.”
“Extreme execution is needed, but a valuation of $20 trillion for Tesla is possible [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Chief Investment Officer Keith Fitz-Gerald says “Betting against Elon is like betting against Steve Jobs” 👀 He believes TSLA is headed toward a $20 trillion valuation.”
“lol [@ICannot_Enough] The headline literally said: Sell $TSLA. Check the date. 8 years ago this month. Why? “The competition is coming.” 👀”
“TSLA shorts reciting Litany Against Fear rn 😂”
“How to vote your Tesla shares [@SawyerMerritt] Here's how to vote in @Tesla's shareholder meeting: For $TSLA shareholders who use Fidelity: • To cast your vote online, you’ll need to search for a specific email in your inbox, which may be in your spam folder (same email address that is associated with your broker account).”
“Gork is funny 😂 @gork [@TSLAshareholder] Lmfao gork is so good”
“It is [@TSLA_inside_] Finally. After 18 months of patience, FSD is officially approved and live in the Netherlands. I’ve been driving with it for 2 days now. And the experience is on another level. It feels like the future unfolding in real time. The precision. The intelligence. The”
“The TSLAQ went Q”
“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”
“🎯 [@stevenmarkryan] Tesla Model 3 Standard (2025) vs Model S (2012 & 2013) !!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? $TSLA”
“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”
“Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars. [@Tsla99T] I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor”
“Necessity is the mother of invention. The @Tesla_AI team is epicly hardcore. No one can match Tesla’s real-world AI. [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 TESLA HAS PATENTED A "MATHEMATICAL CHEAT CODE" THAT FORCES CHEAP 8-BIT CHIPS TO RUN ELITE 32-BIT AI MODELS AND REWRITES THE RULES OF SILICON 🐳 How does a Tesla remember a stop sign it hasn’t seen for 30 seconds, or a humanoid robot maintain perfect balance while… https://x.com/i/web/status/2012374751982092501”
“For now [@APompliano] This is an insane chart. $TSLA (H/t @alojoh)”
“Tesla team is focused on making sure all Tesla owners try out FSD [@DillonLoomis22] To the 50% of Tesla owners that have never tried FSD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Pay the $100 and try it for one month $TSLA”
“Cool [@vladtenev] We've built a really nice in-app experience for the upcoming TSLA shareholder vote. Check it out!”
“It is an immense amount of work, but possible [@Teslaconomics] I remember when Tesla was a ~$50B company. I was working at Apple, and every paycheck, every bonus - I threw it all into $TSLA. People said I was insane. They laughed. They called me reckless. But I did my homework. I saw what was coming. I remember vividly telling people, if”
“Smooth [@TSLA_inside_] The most difficult roundabout in the Netherlands, Keizer Karelplein in Nijmegen. No effort for FSD. $TSLA”
“@TSLAFanMtl @DoctorJack16 I didn’t start the fight, but I will finish it.”
“@WholeMarsBlog No further TSLA sales planned after today”
“@tslaming @Tesla @gigafactories @TeslaZoa Making the dry electrode process work at scale, which is a major breakthrough in lithium battery production technology, was incredibly difficult. Congratulations to the @Tesla engineering, production and supply chain teams and our strategic partner suppliers for this excellent… https://t.co/tkMbtbkgO5 https://x.com/i/web/status/2018064502487482661”
“@TSLAFanMtl @alex_avoigt How do I know if you’re a real cat?”
“@tslaming @Tesla @gigafactories @TeslaZoa Tesla invents a lot and then makes the patents open source, so anyone can use them”
“Could be worse https://t.co/CtnkJysquj http://www.investopedia.com/news/more-bets-against-tesla-any-other-company-tsla-bac/?partner=YahooSA&yptr=yahoo”
“@EMTSLA None yet, but I did play some Cyberpunk and it works great. Syncs with your Steam profile, so you can pick up where you left off at home.”
“@jonastsla @jamesdouma @heydave7 @karpathy @WholeMarsBlog Our video clips are usually shorter than 30 seconds, but the overall point made by James is accurate. Tesla is probably labeling more images per week than any other project ever done and our rate of labeling is increasing rapidly.”
