“Try Tesla self-driving! It’s awesome. [@RaoulGMI] Tesla FSD is nothing short of magic. Just rented a Cybertruck, picked it up at the airport and it drove us directly to the Airbnb. None of the stress of a new city, new roads, new car. Had it for 5 days and never drove myself. It drove perfectly. So easy and liberating”
The tweet archive.
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“Try Tesla FSD (self-driving)! [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000. That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”
“😂 [@Tesla] POV you just bought a car that can't drive itself”
“If you want the Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta downloaded to your car, let us know. Doubling beta program size now with 8.2 & probably 10X size with 8.3. Still be careful, but it’s getting mature.”
“If you haven’t tried the latest @Tesla self-driving, you are missing out. It will blow your mind how good it is! Pure magic. https://t.co/vHo2aa9udl”
“Tesla self-driving feels like magic [@TechOperator] Today I went with my friends to test drive a Tesla Model X. Here’s one experiencing FSD for the first time: 45 unregretted user seconds of joy and amazement. )”
“People don’t shoot lasers out of their eyes to drive. Just try Tesla self-driving today, which just uses cameras and AI, and you will understand. [@ElonClipsX] “LiDAR is a fool's errand.” Here's Elon Musk famously predicting in 2019 that LiDAR is useless to achieve self-driving.”
“Try @Tesla self-driving. If you haven’t done so or you tried an earlier version, try it again now. It’s awesome 😎 Great work by the @Tesla_AI team! [@davidmarcus] FSD has gotten so insanely good. I don’t understand why anyone in the market for an EV would buy anything else than a Tesla at this point. Total game changer.”
“As I’ve said previously, unsupervised full self-driving Teslas will be carrying passengers in Austin in June and many cities in America by end of year. This will enable passenger cars to increase in utility by roughly half an order of magnitude overnight with a software update. [@SawyerMerritt] David Faber on CNBC today: "I had the opportunity to ride in a @Tesla this weekend on FSD. It's worth doing. The steering wheel was not touched. The technology is real. People are driving 100 miles out of New York City and not touching the steering wheel once." - @davidfaber”
“Many more Tesla self-driving V14 improvements still to come, but wide rollout of V14.1 has begun. 14.2 rolls out in a few weeks and then 14.3 a few weeks later, depending on safety testing. There is so much change that we are carefully confirming each one.”
“Try out Tesla supervised full self-driving and you’ll be amazed!”
“Try the latest Tesla self-driving software. It will blow your mind.”
“Try Tesla supervised self-driving! [@Tesla] The only robot car you can actually buy FSD Supervised can drive you anywhere in the US, Canada, China, Mexico & Puerto Rico”
“Tesla Semi starts high volume production this year [@XFreeze] Bill Gates visited Elon at the Tesla Giga Texas factory and told him straight up: "It’s impossible to have a long-range semi-truck. It doesn’t work" Elon replied: "We literally have them. Drive one yourself. Pepsi is using them RIGHT NOW" Gates just kept saying: "No, it doesn't… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020498524421460411”
“Inevitably, this will be 4/20 😂 [@teslaeurope] Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results”
“Over 6000 consecutive miles using Tesla full self-driving! [@DavidMoss] I have now passed 6,000 consecutive miles of non rounded up actual true 100% intervention free FSD 14.2 driving in my 2025 Model 3 Premium Longe Range RWD This journey has taken me to 17 states starting from Raleigh, NC to now currently I’m in Ashland, OR with 59 Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002562642951680083”
“@teslaownersSV Did it myself 🤣”
“Try @Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@CoffeeNGrit] I just got back from a 4 hour demo drive in a new Tesla Model Y Premium and I’m still kind of buzzing. I've watched the videos. I’ve read the stories. I thought I understood what FSD was. I did not, not even close! Because when you’re actually in it and you let it do its thing,”
“⚙️🦾🚘🚀🛰️ [@cb_doge] NVIDIA CEO, Jensen Huang on Elon Musk: "Elon is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We've built some amazing computers together. We're going to build many more computers together and and the work that he's doing in in Grok, his self driving car, Optimus,”
“If you want to know what’s really safe or what’s not, just try buying insurance for it [@XFreeze] Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is currently ~9x safer than the average human driver Because of this massive safety advantage, auto insurance providers like Lemonade are now offering Tesla owners up to a 50% discount on their per-mile premiums when FSD is engaged Choosing Tesla”
“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”
“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”
“Try out self-driving in a Tesla. It will greatly improve your quality of life and may save your life. [@Scobleizer] I was on @wholemars space this afternoon while my Model 3 drove me for a couple of hours to drop off my taxes. And found myself quite emotional listening to others' stories about theirs. I'll never sell it. It is the best thing I've ever spent money on beyond marriage and”
“And it only gets better from here. Tesla is still on track to launch autonomous ride hailing in Austin in June and roll out to many cities in America by the end of this year. The threshold is achieving safety far in excess of the average human driver. Ultimately, autonomous… [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) 13.2.7 took me from Oakland Airport to San Francisco, crossing the Bay Bridge, and I never touched the steering wheel or pedals once. )”
“Tesla autonomous driving might spread faster than any technology ever. The hardware foundations have been laid for such a long time that a software update enables self-driving for millions of pre-existing cars in a short period of time. [@SawyerMerritt] Comparison of Tesla's vs Waymo's Robotaxi geofence map in Austin, Texas. Today, @Tesla expanded their geofence area for the first time in two months.”
“It only gets better from here [@signulll] the grok + tesla integration is actually super elegant. it’s the cleanest preview right now of how humans will move through the world with ai. i.e. llms for cognition + autonomy & self driving for locomotion. once thinking & motion collapse into one loop navigation sorta simply… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013118862078681336”
“This actually works! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”
“Cool 🇬🇧 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the UK App Store 🇬🇧 People across the UK are turning to real-time, unfiltered news—direct from the source. When trust matters, the platform speaks for itself.”
“Using Tesla Autopilot self-driving massively improves safety for you and others on the road [deleted tweet]”
“Optimus will be amazing for protecting and taking care of your elderly parents [@AdamLowisz] This is a great discussion by @elonmusk at the WEF in Davos on how Optimus will help the elderly. Our population is aging rapidly. Just the other day my grandmother fell and broke her hip. She lives by herself about an hour drive from me, so it's difficult to be there all the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014461643367870489”
“❤️ [@briandstone__] Did a self serve demo drive of a Model Y LR today in Myrtle Beach. Self serve is a neat experience. You get a full hour but they ask that you immediately navigate to a supercharger for 15 minutes. That’s a great way for new owners to see how simple it is to charge. They also”
“Cool [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Andrej Karpathy says Tesla’s self-driving approach is “much more scalable.” He adds that Tesla is doing extremely well in building real-world AI.”
“Karpathy reviews Tesla self-driving [@karpathy] I took delivery of a beautiful new shiny HW4 Tesla Model X today, so I immediately took it out for an FSD test drive, a bit like I used to do almost daily for 5 years. Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used”
“All Tesla cars delivered in the final three days of the year will get three months of the Full Self-Driving option for free. Delivery & docs must be fully complete by midnight Dec 31st.”
“@stats_feed Price of lithium has gone to insane levels! Tesla might actually have to get into the mining & refining directly at scale, unless costs improve. There is no shortage of the element itself, as lithium is almost everywhere on Earth, but pace of extraction/refinement is slow.”
“@farzyness @TeslaLarry @HansCNelson That guy doesn’t get it. I would prefer to have zero involvement in politics. HOWEVER There is no “company success” unless civilization itself continues to progress. This insane shift by the “left” away from a meritocracy and personal liberties (eg censorship of free speech…”
“@teslaownersSV I hope there is a self-sustaining city on Mars in 20 years!”
“Tesla V14.3 self-driving review. The point releases will bring polish. V15 will far exceed human levels of safety, even in completely unsupervised and complex situations. [deleted tweet]”
“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: A Tesla Model S just drove itself from Los Angeles to New York with zero disengagements. Owner Alex Roy and a team of independent autonomy experts just completed the 3,081 mile trip on FSD V14.2.2.3 with no disengagements. They were hands-off for the entire trip, including… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014460568971690403”
“Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st”
“Tesla self-driving handles Dutch roundabouts well [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised handles Dutch turbo roundabout”
“Tesla drives itself around NYC for 2 hours [@hletes] Let’s be real… we were all waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.1.2 would handle NYC (Manhattan). @01Ananto and I went on a 2-hour drive in his 2026 HW4 Model Y and wow did it not disappoint. There are some insane moments in this 46-minute condensed video that blew both of our”
“Try Tesla self-driving cars. They’re incredible! [@tesla_na] Tesla on FSD Supervised drives itself through Manhattan Any Tesla you can buy today can do this”
“Try Tesla self-driving [@Cyber_Trailer] Tesla in Australia- “I’m literally walking my ass into that dealership and buying a Model Y right now” Australian influencer with over 4 million followers performs an FSD review. He is blown away by the quality and performance of Tesla’s self driving technology. Word is”
“Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release”
“Will soon enable Tesla owners to request service from their phone with a few taps. Tesla Ranger will come to you to take care of your car. No need to bring the car in yourself & zero paperwork.”
“It only gets better from here [@DevinOlsenn] I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav issues and parking preferences (which I assume will get resolved in 14.3). How is the world not freaking out about FSD? I cannot believe how good it has”
“Tesla self-driving [@DavidMoss] Tonight Tesla FSD history was made, my 2025 Model 3 was able to now complete its record 12,000th consecutive mile in a row, (yes 12k) without any disengagements, takeovers, red hands alert etc in any situation whatsoever including all parking & charging stops at Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2010608939751047484”
“@Teslaconomics He can drive it himself if he wants!”
“Try Tesla self-driving. It’s a gamechanger! [@larsmoravy] Fun fact - Tesla is the most reliable EV you can buy according to Consumer Reports - and we continue to improve year over year. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-04/tesla-reliability-improves-sharply-in-new-consumer-reports-study?embedded-checkout=true”
