“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Cool [@amasad] Grok on Tesla is super fun. Can brainstorm, learn a new thing, or simply ask “what’s in the news today” and dig into a specific story. I could see Tesla making an AI phone.”
“@Jon4Lakers @Tesla Neural net upgrades coming that improve persistence across time & space (better object permanence)”
“Tesla Autopilot vision neural net now working well. Just need to get a lot of road time to validate in a wide range of environments.”
“@TesLatino Sorry, this is one of the last neural nets to be updated to surround video (from single camera, single frame)”
“@Tesla Whether you plan to buy a Dual Motor Performance Model 3 or not, take it for a test drive anyway. It’s like having pure fun jacked straight into your brain whenever you want.”
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 Many small things. We’re starting to make use of neural nets for vehicle navigation & control, not just vision.”
“@teslaownersSV @jonmcneill Just like AI, human neural net training takes a long time, but inference (applying the knowledge) is relatively easy”
“@ray4tesla Did my best to warn people that LiDAR isn’t optimal for cars. Roads are designed for biological neural nets & eyes, so digital neural nets & cameras will work best. I say this even though Dragon uses LiDAR for docking with Station, so I don’t intrinsically hate that technology.”
“@teslaownersSV FSD display V9.0 will show actual probability distribution of objects – true mind’s eye of the neural net. This is so cool!”
“@ElonsBrain @Tesla Upgrading to 250kW soon”
“@sobieski902 @TashaARK Supervised FSD is vastly safer than human driving. Unsupervised FSD is trending well. Over time, Version 12 (end-to-end neural nets) will far exceed human safety even when unsupervised.”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸MAYE MUSK CALLS OUT TESLA VANDALS: “PAID CRIMINALS OR MEDIA-BRAINWASHED” “People who are damaging Tesla cars, stores a…”
“@TesLatino Thanks to a great Autopilot/AI team working super hard! Doing “neural nets” without testing them against reality has led some groups to overestimate what they’re doing. Reality is the hardest sim.”
“@SP_LimitReviews @Tesla @CodingMark @Manic_Marge @teslainventory @WholeMarsBlog Lot of good work happening on Tesla sound codec & audio software in general. Aiming for maximum music dopamine in your brain!”
“@teslaownersSV My neural net (aka gut feel) prediction of the future was negative if I didn’t buy Twitter, but positive if I did, so had to be done.”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸MAYE MUSK CALLS OUT TESLA VANDALS: “PAID CRIMINALS OR MEDIA-BRAINWASHED” “People who are damaging Tesla cars, stores a…”
“@teslaownersSV @TheRealKeean We have to solve a huge part of AI just to make cars drive themselves. In retrospect, it was inevitable. The road system is designed for cameras (eyes) & neural nets (brains).”
“RT @Tesla_AI: You drive with eyes and a brain, not a suite of sensors Our cars do the same”
“RT @BigBrainBizness: In Elon Musk’s 2018 leaked Tesla memo, he lays out 7 blunt rules for getting more shit done: https://t.co/z9m7cf05Pj”
“RT @Tesla_AI: If cars had brains ... oh wait, they do https://t.co/jceZsH4tTj”
“@ajtourville Tesla’s big brain for AI training”
“RT @MarioNawfal: CHAMATH: FSD CAN ELIMINATE ALL UNNECESSARY ROAD DEATHS “Elon has an AI brain inside the Tesla, and the ability to drive s…”
“@TeslaClubWI Note, quality of experience can vary dramatically, as our neural nets have far more training data in some parts of the country than others, but this should improve rapidly with more driving in those regions.”
“@TeslaGong @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest It will ultimately be used to make up for entire lost sections of the brain due to stroke/accident/congenital. Don’t want to get too excited, but the potential is truly transformational for restoring brain & motor functions. There is no other way to do it imo.”
“@IheartTesla No easy way to answer this in a tweet, but helping with dire brain injuries is our first priority. Details Aug 28.”
“@shifthappends @Tesla A lot of my brain space is spent dealing with both units!”
“RT @ray4tesla: Kyle Vogt, Cruise co-founder, has come to realize Tesla’s end2end neural network approach to self driving is the right bet.…”
“@jwangARK Tesla FSD computer’s dual SoCs function like twin engines on planes — they each run different neural nets, so we do get full use of 144 TOPS, but there are enough nets running on each to allow the car to drive to safety if one SoC (or engine in this analogy) fails.”
“RT @DBurkland: FSD V14.2 ENHANCEMENT Here’s what’s new in @Tesla FSD v14.2 according to the release notes: “Upgraded the neural network v…”
“@Jennerator211 @PPathole @JohnnaCrider1 We’re adding police car, fire truck & ambulance to the Tesla neural net in coming months”
“@EricIdle @The_PlugSeeker @ElonsBrain @TheMERL @Tesla ♥️♥️♥️ 🐍🐍🐍 ♥️♥️♥️”
“@YogiSC1127 @Tesla Deep Rain™️ neural net coming soon. We’re not trademarking any other Autopilot neural nets, just this one, because rain is deep.”
“RT @patrick_cho_1: Come visit @TeslaAI’s @NeurIPSConf booth to drive in our neural sim environment! We’re hiring! https://t.co/UiKwsQdSqx”
“@TeslaGong @indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest Intuitively, that should be straightforward to address, but there could be complexities I’m unaware of”
“@indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @TeslaGong @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest True, it has general applications beyond fast, high precision micro-electrode insertion that automatically avoids the vasculature”
“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”
“Other trucks look badass, Cybertruck actually is https://t.co/5DufWfoOAA”
“That’s a happy picture 🥰 [@teslaownersSV] The picture that wins the internet today”
“Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!”
“Just drove Cybertruck around Austin! https://t.co/QN19Agqa7R”
“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”
“Cybertruck looks like the future”
“You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin”
“Cybertruck https://t.co/OulLTYy15s”
“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”
“😂 [@teslaownersSV] 🫡 )”
“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”
“Optimus strolling around the lab https://t.co/E25ttHGsF0”
“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”
