“This is super cute ❤️ [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA DINER LAUNCHES MINI CYBERTRUCK RACETRACK FOR KIDS. BUILT CIRCLING THE NEW MODEL Y FOR KIDS Tesla Diner lit up the night with a epic setup: A tire-lined mini racetrack looping around a shiny red Model Y Performance, where kids got to zoom around in tiny Cybertrucks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2000058164134154708”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“It was easy to predict. This is their standard playbook. Look at what they did to President @realDonaldTrump. He was loved by democrats until he ran for president. Now they call him Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, etc and try to kill him. [@WesternLensman] 2022: Elon predicts the left would launch a “dirty tricks campaign” once he decided to leave the party of “division and hate." 2025: Death threats, Tesla stores shot up, Superchargers firebombed, cyber attacks on 𝕏 and conservative 𝕏 users swatted. They proved him right.”
“Cool 😎 [@joeroganhq] Joe Rogan Takes Delivery Of His New Unplugged Performance Tesla S-APEX https://news.dupontregistry.com/tesla/joe-rogan-takes-delivery-of-his-brand-new-up-tesla-s-apex/”
“Tesla is making a big investment in Japan with service & Superchargers. Many of the parts in Teslas are made in Japan. Panasonic has been our biggest strategic supplier over the past 2 decades. [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla plans to double the number of service centers in Japan to more than 30 this year, seeking to improve after-sales support for customers and gain market share. https://asia.nikkei.com/business/automobiles/electric-vehicles/tesla-to-double-japan-service-center-network-as-ev-customer-base-grows”
“Tesla Model S & Model X have hospital-grade HEPA air filters, protecting you from dust, bacteria, pollen (allergies), spores & many toxic gases https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”
“Interesting. Who is funding them? [@jacktronprime] Hi @elonmusk, Yesterday I had an informant infiltrate one of the protests at Tesla dealerships and they told her a few things: 1. These protests are only happening in contested congressional districts 2. They’re being funded by 501c4 charities being given dark money from…”
“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX @neuralink @boringcompany I do love humanity”
“😂 [@JeebsTX] @teslaownersSV Superman! 😎”
“Absolutely [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA’S NEW BATTERY FACTORY COULD SUPERCHARGE U.S. ENERGY Tesla is finishing construction on its new LFP battery cell factory in Sparks, Nevada. Elon calls the facility “vital to America,” as the company ramps up domestic battery production. The plant will manufacture”
“The most exciting of times ahead! [@Tesla] TERAFAB: the next step to becoming a galactic civilization Together with @SpaceX & @xAI, we're building the largest chip manufacturing facility ever (1TW/year) – combining logic, memory & advanced packaging under one roof. To harness as much power as possible from the Sun, we”
“Yup [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸BUILT, NOT BOLTED: WHY TESLA IS TRULY AMERICAN-MADE Tesla vehicles are proudly made in America, with a manufacturing process that emphasizes domestic production from the ground up. Unlike some automakers that assemble vehicles in the U.S using a significant portion of parts”
“Remember this? @realDonaldTrump [@EricLDaugh] 🚨 BREAKING: Trump just went to bat for Elon Musk outside the White House while examining the Teslas. So true. TRUMP: I ended the EV mandate. He never even complained to me. Who would do that? @ElonMusk has never asked me for a thing. He's built a great company and he SHOULDN'T”
“Insatiable [@SawyerMerritt] Elon on Tesla's Optimus robot: "Demand will be insatiable."”
“Looking forward to working with Intel on the Terafab! [@intel] Intel is proud to join the Terafab project with @SpaceX, @xAI, and @Tesla to help refactor silicon fab technology. Our ability to design, fabricate, and package ultra-high-performance chips at scale will help accelerate Terafab’s aim to produce 1 TW/year of compute to power”
“There is no change to tax incentives for oil & gas, just EV/solar [@gailalfaratx] @teslaenergy Are Oil/fossil fuel credits ending? It appears they are not. So slashing solar energy credits is unjust. But what’s more unjust is the damage that is done to people’s lives during storms and blackouts, because ultimately you can’t replace a human life.”
“Since most people don’t love to buy cars in the middle of winter, Tesla is offering a $1000 incentive to do so. This is the essential quandary of manufacturing: factories need continuous production for efficiency, but consumer demand is seasonal.”
“https://t.co/tu4nztFwwG [@Tesla] New Model Y Performance now available in the US – 3.3 secs 0-60 – 155 mph top speed – 308 mi range Highlights – New front/rear fascia & carbon spoiler for better aerodynamics – Performance carbon spoiler = increased downforce, reduced drag – New 21" Arachnid wheels + tires with”
“FSD 14.3 release notes @Tesla_AI [@Tesla_AI] New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage”
“An amazing sports SUV [@Tesla] Model Y Performance from sketch to reality”
“Now number 1 in every EU country! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 just became the #1 source for news in every single EU country — Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997711738041741697”
“Europe will love Tesla self-driving! Due to the extreme regulatory burden of the EU, which in general stifles innovation in Europe, Tesla owners there have been stuck with basic lane-following. [@SawyerMerritt] German TV reporter testing @Tesla FSD (Supervised) V14 in the country as public transport in rural areas: "I was genuinely impressed. In the situations where we experienced the system, it worked perfectly and safely. I hadn't expected that. Even in the bad weather conditions in”
“The Tesla Optimus hand is so sophisticated that it makes a Fabergé seem simple. And it gives you a whole new appreciation for how incredible the human hand is.”
“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”
“Tesla has now created over 30,000 manufacturing jobs in California!”
“Tesla self-driving will be far safer than human driving [@Scobleizer] I thought Tesla was trying to kill me tonight. AI was driving me in the fast lane at 79 m.p.h and all of a sudden it lunged across the yellow line. Before I could take over a motorcyclist went by at a high rate of speed. In my lane. Or too close for me. The Tesla saw him”
“Tesla exists to help reduce risk of catastrophic climate change, which affects all species on Earth. Even if your faith in humanity is faltering, this is worth caring about. Support makes a difference. Thank you.”
“Son, this tactic is called “kiting the boss” [@teslaownersSV] Do you think about the Roman Empire ?”
“Wild to think that Tesla’s mass flux is ~4 million tons of complex manufactured goods”
“Why, thank you, sir! https://t.co/tealJWLSdP https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-04-18/elon-musk-in-defense-of-the-tesla-ceo-s-managerial-excellence”
“Costa is committing crimes [@KanekoaTheGreat] Valerie Costa, the far-left activist behind the so-called "Tesla Takedown" fueling a spree of vandalism nationwide, proudly admits her campaign draws inspiration from Luigi Mangione. She labels Elon Musk's DOGE initiative as "criminal," even though Trump won both the popular…”
“Congrats Tesla Team on over 200,000 car built & delivered in Q2, despite many challenges!!”
“That’s a big factor [@teslaownersSV] "Grok feels more human, because it is tutored by humans on 𝕏." Elon Musk”
“Optimus will eliminate poverty and provide universal high income for all [@MarioNawfal] ELON: OPTIMUS WILL ULTIMATELY BE BETTER THAN THE BEST HUMAN SURGEON “People often talk about eliminating poverty, about giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there's actually only one way to do that, and that's with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can”
“Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla”
“Yup [@JessePeltan] I don’t think it’s actually humanly possible to spend less time at Buc-ee’s than it takes to supercharge. I’ve made this drive in a gas vehicle and a Tesla. You just plug it in and go inside. No fiddling with a payment screen. No waiting for your tank to fill and reparking.”
“And there is a clear path to a doubling of performance on all metrics for AI6 within 10 to 12 months of AI5 shipping [@XFreeze] Elon Musk: At Tesla, we basically had two different chip programs: one Dojo and one. Dojo on the training side, and then what we call AI4, it's just our inference chip The AI4 is what's currently shipping in all vehicles, and we're finalizing the design of AI5, which will be an”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “Elon Musk Instead of buying an island or a yacht, he wants to keep putting his chips on the table. He decides he wants to send a rocket to Mars. His friends were like, ‘What are you talking about?’ And Elon says, ‘If we don’t become a spacefaring civilization, human”
“But what do I know about technology 🤷♂️ [@ray4tesla] Elon famously said 6 years ago that LiDAR is a fool’s errand and many at the time were skeptical about his claim. Now it’s becoming increasingly clear that Elon is right about the use of LiDAR. Sensor fusion is not optimal for autonomous driving, as evidenced by countless”
“Super exciting projects ahead! [@rawat_ritvik] We are looking for excellent people to help build our vertically integrated AI stack. Numerics, quantization, HW simulators, compiler, runtime, kernel performance, RTL, verification, emulation, DFT, physical design, post Si bringup. Join us at Tesla!”
“Incredible medical care for all! [@niccruzpatane] Elon Musk on how Optimus will provide access to the best medical care for anyone in the world: “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman and will be able to do”
“Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal. That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course. Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% [@ElliotCohe74430] Tesla FSD just saved two lives on the highway. A man walked straight into traffic in heavy fog/rain at 65+ mph. The Model 3 spotted him and swerved safely. Could’ve been fatal for both the pedestrian and my cousin driving. Insane reaction time. Grateful for @elonmusk @Tesla”
“We’ve come a long way [@JonErlichman] 2008: Tesla gets $40 million lifeline. 2026: $40 million in sales every 3 hours”
“Thanks Milan! You’ve built the Optimus team from nothing to the most sophisticated humanoid robot in the world.”
“Great work by @Tesla Nevada! [@teslaenergy] Congratulations Tesla Nevada team on building our 1,000,000th Powerwall Powering American homes, boosting energy independence, and strengthening U.S. manufacturing”
“Model 3 Performance is epic https://t.co/kyYRWFAF4X”
“I resisted AI for too long Living in denial Now it is game on @xAI @Tesla @SpaceX [@MarioNawfal] NVIDIA'S CEO: ELON IS A SUPERHUMAN, IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE Jensen Huang: "Just to put in perspective a supercomputer that you would build would take normally three years to plan. And then deliver the equipment it takes one year to get it all working. We're talking about 19”
“@stevenmackeyman The reason I’m in America along with so many critical people who built SpaceX, Tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot…”
“That is the goal [@aerocopz] Elon Musk @elonmusk shows how his companies work for the benefit of humanity: "SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and The Boring Company are philanthropy. If you say philanthropy is love of humanity, they are philanthropy. Tesla is accelerating sustainable energy; this is philanthropy.”
“Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “My plan is to use the money to get humanity to Mars and preserve the light of consciousness.” Elon Musk”
