The tweet archive.

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“#1 in the USA! [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”

“Getting ready for unsupervised self-driving [@Tesla_AI] FSD Supervised ride-hailing service is live for an early set of employees in Austin & San Francisco Bay Area. We've completed over 1.5k trips & 15k miles of driving. This service helps us develop & validate FSD networks, the mobile app, vehicle allocation, mission control &”

“Mammoth spending bills are bankrupting America! ENOUGH [@alifarhat79] This is not Apple, Tesla or even Nvidia. It’s the US National Debt.”

“Waiting for Dutch authorities and then the EU to approve. Very frustrating and hurts the safety of people in Europe, as driving with advanced Autopilot on results in four times fewer injuries! Please ask your governing authorities to accelerate making Tesla safer in Europe. [@LinkN01] It's ridiculous how they have Robotaxis in Austin without ANY driver, yet my Tesla here in Sweden is not even allowed to change lanes on the highway without me confirming with the turn signal 🤡”

“😂 [@venturetwins] Incredible things happening with Grok voice mode in Teslas I love when it starts mocking him at the end 😂”

“Welcome to the most interesting place on the Internet [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 140 countries.”

“Lots of Tesla cars to deliver before year end! Your support in taking delivery is much appreciated. Thanks also to the Tesla team working hard during the holidays!”

“🇧🇷 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in Brazil. 🇧🇷 Leading in both Free and Top Grossing categories. App Store charts don’t lie. 🥇 X is taking over — globally.”

“Much appreciated! [@Tesla] With over $280 billion of total assets under management and over $1 billion in Tesla shares, the State Board of Administration of Florida Retirement System came out strongly in favor of our incentive proposal for Elon, designed to drive extraordinary growth, which the SBA”

“Correct [@alojoh] In March 2016, Elon unveiled the Tesla Model 3, promising an affordable electric vehicle starting at $35,000. @Tesla When adjusted for inflation, that original target equates to approximately $47,617 in today's dollars. Yet, Tesla has significantly overdelivered on this”

“To Tesla owners taking delivery in the final days of year, your support is super appreciated!!”

“Good point [@the_jefferymead] Tesla employs around 125,000 full time workers worldwide. Amazon employs around 1.5 million full time and part time workers. Microsoft employs approximately 213,000 full time workers worldwide. Intel employs approximately 84,000 full time workers worldwide. Isn’t it funny”

“Public support is much appreciated. FSD in Europe will save lives of people in the car, as well as vulnerable road users like pedestrians, cyclists and pets. Please let your government know that you want approval. [@LinkN01] After yesterdays post regarding FSD not being allowed in Sweden/Europe i got asked by several Sweds what they can do. So i made a email template you can send the Swedish Transport Administration to pressure them to fast track Tesla's request for FSD testing in Sweden. Look bellow”

“Much appreciated [@netanyahu] https://www.jns.org/israel-asks-tesla-to-bid-on-tender-for-top-officials-cars/”

“.@Tesla_AI [@farzyness] My thoughts after 3 Robotaxi rides: - Very smooth and comfortable. Similar to existing Tesla cars with FSD. - App UI is intuitive but can use a couple upgrades (placing a pin anywhere, change trip while in car) - It is completely and totally surreal. As a Tesla owner and”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”

“The Tesla chip design reviews are so fun! [@AntAnanth] Thrilled to be rejoining @Tesla_AI as silicon engineering lead next week! Back to building the chips that push the boundaries of AI and autonomy. Real engineering happens at Tesla. Excited for what’s ahead #AI6 #DOJO3. @rawat_ritvik @elonmusk @aelluswamy 🚀””

“🇦🇹 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Austria”

“Hey @Apple App Store, why do you refuse to put either 𝕏 or Grok in your “Must Have” section when 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the world and Grok is #5 among all apps? Are you playing politics? What gives? Inquiring minds want to know. [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”

“What happened to all the Tesla killers that legacy press and hedge fund short sellers predicted were coming? 🤔 [@TheCaptainEli] Tesla alone sold 117,300 EVs in the US — more than ALL other EV makers combined (99,099). GM + Hyundai + Toyota + Rivian + Ford + Lucid + BMW + VW + everyone else… still couldn’t beat Tesla’s single-quarter numbers. Tesla outsold the entire rest of the industry by over 18,000”

“You can summon a driverless Tesla from anywhere in the parking lot. Rapidly approaching the ability to summon from anywhere at all.”

“Deleted my Tesla titles last week to see what would happen. I’m now the Nothing of Tesla. Seems fine so far.”

“@mckaywrigley I saw it happening from well before GPT-1, which is why I tried to warn the public for years. The only one on one meeting I ever had with Obama as President I used not to promote Tesla or SpaceX, but to encourage AI regulation.”

“Population collapse is a massive crisis [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”

“It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone. [@waitbutwhy] Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.”

“Excited to work with Tesla Service to enable same-hour service as often as possible! Applying Formula 1 pit crew techniques to Teslas.”

“First (supervised) FSD approval in Europe! Congratulations to the Tesla team and thank you to the regulatory authorities in the Netherlands for all the hard work required to make this happen. [@teslaeurope] De toekomst van mobiliteit is aangebroken FSD Supervised has been approved in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 & will begin rolling out in the country shortly!  Trained on billions of kilometers of real-world driving data, it can drive you almost anywhere under your supervision – from”

“Letter from Tesla board chair, Robyn Denholm [@Tesla] With Tesla’s Annual Meeting fast approaching on November 6, Board Chair, Robyn Denholm, sent a letter to shareholders on the critical nature of this vote. The fundamental question for shareholders at this year’s Annual Meeting is simple: Do you want to retain Elon as Tesla’s”

“🇦🇺 🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Australia the voice of the people.”

“@POTUS @Tesla Thank you, Tesla is happy to support other EVs via our Supercharger network”

“Inevitably, this will be 4/20 😂 [@teslaeurope] Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results”

“@TeslaDiva99 Tesla car temp is automatically kept within a safe range, even when the car appears “off”, in order to protect infants & pets. That said, it would be more convenient to keep the car “on” for entertainment & comfort if the camera detects occupants. We will make that change.”

“Take a long trip in a Tesla and everything just works”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] The Two Most important apps in the apple App Store. Make sure to download Grok standalone app. )”

“100GW/year of solar-powered AI satellites requires 100GW/year of AI computers … [@niccruzpatane] Elon is not messing around. SpaceX has just filed an application with the FCC seeking authority to launch and operate a massive new satellite constellation dedicated to orbital data centers. ITS HAPPENING. Tesla Terafab is next.”

“🔫🛡️ [@teslaownersSV] 😱 Tesla Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen @woodhaus2 is INSIDE the @Tesla Cybertruck during live gunfire… His priceless reaction when the return fire SLAMS into the @ArmoredCG glass is absolutely EVERYTHING 😂💥 @TaranTactical went full send. Watch till the end 👀”

“Thanks Jeff, you rock ❤️ [@jeffskoll] I wanted to say a few words about @Tesla and @elonmusk regarding their decision, announced during yesterday's earnings call, to end the production of the Model S and X in Q2 this year. From the start, I have been a giant fan, investor and supporter of Tesla. I was the happy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016821657977933896”

“I think we might have a shot of #1 app worldwide this week [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Finland 🇫🇮”

“But definitely looking to increase our human talent advantage, so please apply at @xAI, as well as @Tesla and @X”

“𝕏 is the top source of news on Earth! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the UK”

“Top source of news in America [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the USA.”

“Try it by downloading the Grok app! Use speech to guide creative image flow and then tap on any image you like to turn it into a video in 15 seconds. [@teslaownersSV] Grok imagine is by far the best and quickest video AI I’ve experienced yet”

“Cool [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines in Canada. Real voices. Real-time updates. No filters.”

“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk Wow, lot has happened in 13 years”

“Grok hits #1 in Thailand 🇹🇭 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok is #1 in Thailand 🇹🇭 (#1 overall on App Store)”

“If you’re into video game development, consider applying to Tesla. We want to make super fun games that integrate the center touch screen, phone & car irl.”

“Cool 🇬🇧 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the UK App Store 🇬🇧 People across the UK are turning to real-time, unfiltered news—direct from the source. When trust matters, the platform speaks for itself.”

“Tesla Solarglass vs 🎃 Happy Halloween!! https://t.co/p5tXeJYqne”

“@austinhinson_ You’re right, we should credit Tesla owners $100 if we change appointments with less than 24 hours notice. Should be reciprocal. @Tesla”