The tweet archive.

“And open to the public! [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk just confirmed it "A Tesla Diner is coming to Starbase!" After a fan asked for a retro-style drive-in near the spaceport, Elon replied: “Ok””

“Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla”

“Yup [@JessePeltan] I don’t think it’s actually humanly possible to spend less time at Buc-ee’s than it takes to supercharge. I’ve made this drive in a gas vehicle and a Tesla. You just plug it in and go inside. No fiddling with a payment screen. No waiting for your tank to fill and reparking.”

“!! [@nataliegwinters] 🧵 How USAID funds are being used to train Democrat’s Trump/Tesla protests”

“Optimus V3 is something special [@cb_doge] Tesla Optimus’ progress over time.”

“Hey @maddow, why the lie? [@SawyerMerritt] Tonight, Rachel Maddow led her show with a hit piece against the Cybertruck & Elon, suggesting the proposed $400M for armored Teslas was an example of "self-dealing." Yet she conveniently left out that the procurement list was revised in Dec 2024, when Biden was President. The… )”

“Tesla self-driving is smooth [@aelluswamy] FSD’s been prepared for this one”

“Cool 😎 [@Rob_2628] Picked up my new Tesla from GigaBerlin. Great range & super smooth on Deutsche Autobahn! Gute Arbeit @Tesla”

“The Model 3 is such a fun car [@Tesla] 10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution”

“Congrats Giga Shanghai on making millionth car! Total Teslas made now over 3M. https://t.co/2Aee6slCuv”

“Good Tesla self-driving demo. It’s true, buying anything except a Tesla will seem like buying a horse & buggy.”

“Cybertruck can power your house for 3 days from its battery pack [@cybertruck] I can power your home for up to 3 days during an outage Powershare Home Backup is now $510 less https://shop.tesla.com/product/powershare-home-backup”

“Poverty is an engineering problem [@tetsuoai] I see poverty as more of an engineering problem than an unsolvable social issue. With Grok and Optimus, we could solve the labor shortage, drive costs to near zero, and create a future where poverty is statistically irrelevant. The scale of whats coming over the next decade is”

“This is going to be awesome 😎 [@teslaownersSV] Cybercab is individualized point-to-point autonomous transport”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “Elon Musk Instead of buying an island or a yacht, he wants to keep putting his chips on the table. He decides he wants to send a rocket to Mars. His friends were like, ‘What are you talking about?’ And Elon says, ‘If we don’t become a spacefaring civilization, human”

“Cybertruck is so awesome. Until you’ve tried it out, you have no idea, because there’s nothing like it. Best product Tesla has ever made to date. [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is extremely comfortable on long trips especially thanks to: – Minimal body roll – Comfort Mode on FSD (gentler acceleration & braking, softer damping, smoother handling) – Air suspension + self-leveling keeping the truck flat even with load”

“Compared to diesel, Tesla Semi trucks have a lot more acceleration, uphill power and computer-controlled safety features like jackknifing protection, so both more fun and safer to drive”

“This email is a very basic pulse check [@MrTeslaTom] Proud to say I once had to send Elon an email detailing what I had done and was planning to do. His reply was “sounds good, carry on”. It ain’t that hard. Send the e-mail. )”

“A Tesla with no safety monitor in the car and me sitting in the passenger seat took me all around Austin on Sunday with perfect driving”

“Yes! [@teslaownersSV] “Physics should be taught with the majesty and beauty it deserves.” Elon Musk”

“Play your favorite song in a Tesla & turn the volume to 11 You will see. You will feel.”

“Nothing else matters if birth rate is far below replacement rate [@teslaownersSV] “USA birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for ~50 years” Elon Musk”

“Tesla Model Y price will rise by $1000 in a few weeks”

“Tesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim”

“Yup 😂 [@teslaownersSV] Yes this is real. The Robotaxi network expanded and costs $6.90 per ride.”

“Better truck than an F-150, faster than a Porsche 911. Order Cybertruck online at https://t.co/hltT8dg2NO https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck/design#battery”

“I should also mention that the $99/month for supervised FSD will rise as FSD’s capabilities improve. The massive value jump is when you can be on your phone or sleeping for the entire ride (unsupervised FSD). [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has officially discontinued Autopilot in the U.S. and Canada. All new car purchases now come standard with Traffic-Aware Cruise Control. The online configurator has now been updated to allow buyers to choose the $99/month FSD subscription, while still offering the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014535433145790790”

“❤️❤️❤️ [@jack] i love tesla”

“Getting ready for unsupervised self-driving [@Tesla_AI] FSD Supervised ride-hailing service is live for an early set of employees in Austin & San Francisco Bay Area. We've completed over 1.5k trips & 15k miles of driving. This service helps us develop & validate FSD networks, the mobile app, vehicle allocation, mission control &”

“Yes [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk Tesla will continue to improve. It will eventually hit the point where it will save 99% of the lives that could have been lost in an accident. We are going to live in a better future with fewer fatalities. Insurance premiums will also come down significantly.”

“Speedy @Starlink now in Bahrain! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Starlink’s fast internet is now live in Bahrain! 🛰️🇧🇭”

“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”

“Tesla Powerwall does the seem for individual homes (if you have the backup switch installed) https://t.co/mY2WHe1KE1 http://Tesla.com/Powerwall”

“But what do I know about technology 🤷‍♂️ [@ray4tesla] Elon famously said 6 years ago that LiDAR is a fool’s errand and many at the time were skeptical about his claim. Now it’s becoming increasingly clear that Elon is right about the use of LiDAR. Sensor fusion is not optimal for autonomous driving, as evidenced by countless”

“Super exciting projects ahead! [@rawat_ritvik] We are looking for excellent people to help build our vertically integrated AI stack. Numerics, quantization, HW simulators, compiler, runtime, kernel performance, RTL, verification, emulation, DFT, physical design, post Si bringup. Join us at Tesla!”

“@teslaownersSV “and he’s building a giant rocket to get back to his home planet!””

“@Teslaconomics Alas she would never date me I’m not cool enough 😢”

“First of the new Model Y design delivered from our US factories! [@Tesla] Celebrating first deliveries of the new Model Y at Giga Texas & Fremont Factory”

“Mammoth spending bills are bankrupting America! ENOUGH [@alifarhat79] This is not Apple, Tesla or even Nvidia. It’s the US National Debt.”

“Incredible medical care for all! [@niccruzpatane] Elon Musk on how Optimus will provide access to the best medical care for anyone in the world: “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman and will be able to do”

“Yes [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: A lot of companies are honey traps for talented engineers. Tesla and SpaceX aren't honey traps. We're demanding and you'll get a lot of shit done. “I consider one of my core responsibilities running companies to have an environment where great engineers can flourish.”

“New Tesla Megapack factory in Houston [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA HIRING FOR $200M MEGAFACTORY OUTSIDE HOUSTON Tesla is bringing clean energy muscle to Brookshire, Texas, and they’re hiring like crazy. 41 jobs are open now, from welders to engineers, all stamped with one word: “Megafactory.” The site will mirror Tesla’s California”

“🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷 [@tesla_korea] [Tesla Korea 채용공고 - AI Chip Design Engineer] Tesla에서 세계 최고 수준의 대량 생산 AI 칩 개발에 함께할 인재를 찾습니다. 해당 프로젝트는 향후 세계에서 가장 높은 생산량을 기록할 AI 칩 아키텍처 개발을 목표로 합니다. 📌 모집 직무 AI Chip Design Engineer 📌 지원 방법 아래 내용을… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022852278307156448”

“Tesla self-driving now recognizes hand signals [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised responds to hand gestures while squeezing through a tight lane in the Netherlands”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”

“Thread on how safe Tesla cars are”

“Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal. That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course. Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% [@ElliotCohe74430] Tesla FSD just saved two lives on the highway. A man walked straight into traffic in heavy fog/rain at 65+ mph. The Model 3 spotted him and swerved safely. Could’ve been fatal for both the pedestrian and my cousin driving. Insane reaction time. Grateful for @elonmusk @Tesla”

“The Big Ugly Bill will INCREASE the deficit to $2.5 trillion! [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “We have a $2 trillion deficit. It keeps growing. Our interest payments are higher than our defense department budget.””

“We’ve come a long way [@JonErlichman] 2008: Tesla gets $40 million lifeline. 2026: $40 million in sales every 3 hours”

“Cybertruck is the best vehicle Tesla has ever made so far [@cybertruck] Tight turns made easy”