The tweet archive.

“@ray4tesla Hopefully, humanity will reach Mars in 20 years”

“@teslaownersSV Did it myself 🤣”

“@Teslaconomics Haha damn, maybe I should take off my shirt more often … free the nip!! (already back in the factory btw)”

“Try @Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@CoffeeNGrit] I just got back from a 4 hour demo drive in a new Tesla Model Y Premium and I’m still kind of buzzing. I've watched the videos. I’ve read the stories. I thought I understood what FSD was. I did not, not even close! Because when you’re actually in it and you let it do its thing,”

“@Teslaconomics Looking into it”

“True [@ThomasSowell] Ex-Tesla employee: "In 2008, when Tesla was at its darkest moment, he [Elon] put in his personal last millions of dollars to fund it. He was even couch-surfing in Menlo Park and paying my business expenses with personal credit card debt."”

“Tesla [@financedystop] His Tesla will drive him completely to his destination without him having to touch the wheel. We are basically at the point of fully autonomous vehicles”

“Recruiting ace engineers for Giga Berlin! Will interview in person tomorrow on site. Send resume to 25Guns@Tesla.com.”

“@LauraLoomer @stclairashley @Tesla I don’t know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year.”

“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”

“As I was saying … [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla's Terafab chip manufacturing project launches tomorrow. Elon previously on advanced chip supply: "Even when we look at the best case output of all our key suppliers, it's not enough. In order to remove the probable constraint in 3-4 years, we'll have to build a very big”

“Tesla will hold a super fun AI party/hackathon at my house with the Tesla AI/autopilot team in about four weeks. Invitations going out soon.”

“Correct [@Teslaconomics] I realize more and more that there is such a thing as dumb person in life. “Turn off the lights and vision fails, LiDAR keeps working” may sound logical in theory, but the Waymo SF power outage really just disproved it. During the recent San Francisco power outage, Waymo’s… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003102684745019586”

“Model Y bestseller in Europe, probably the world”

“@vkhosla @Tesla @SpaceX @X Vinod, you’re not just such a pompous asshole that you tried to stop the public from using a public beach near your house, you’ve also gone full retard. My partner, Shivon, is half Indian and my eldest son with her is named in honor of the great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar.”

“🇺🇸 [@TeslaLarry] http://x.com/i/article/1988631857592750080”

“@TeslaAIBot Thanks Optimus 🤖 ♥️”

“@TeslaDiva99 Tesla car temp is automatically kept within a safe range, even when the car appears “off”, in order to protect infants & pets. That said, it would be more convenient to keep the car “on” for entertainment & comfort if the camera detects occupants. We will make that change.”

“Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars. [@Tsla99T] I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor”

“Take a long trip in a Tesla and everything just works”

“Optimus will be the Von Neumann probe”

“Try it out. Aiming to be a fun experience for all, whether Tesla owners or not. Will keep improving. [@Tesla] Tesla Diner & Supercharger in Hollywood, LA Open 24/7, starting now”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“⚙️🦾🚘🚀🛰️ [@cb_doge] NVIDIA CEO, Jensen Huang on Elon Musk: "Elon is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We've built some amazing computers together. We're going to build many more computers together and and the work that he's doing in in Grok, his self driving car, Optimus,”

“This bot got hands [@TheCaptainEli] Elon Musk on why Optimus is so brutally hard to build (hardware side): “The hands are the majority of the engineering difficulty of the entire robot.” Human hands evolved insane sophistication — ~27–28 degrees of freedom, complex tendon web (mostly forearm muscles), crazy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022454161552417263”

“Tesla generative video from last year https://t.co/s5ZodFigYe”

“If you want to know what’s really safe or what’s not, just try buying insurance for it [@XFreeze] Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is currently ~9x safer than the average human driver Because of this massive safety advantage, auto insurance providers like Lemonade are now offering Tesla owners up to a 50% discount on their per-mile premiums when FSD is engaged Choosing Tesla”

“New Tesla Summon will 🧨 ur 🧠”

“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”

“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Grok should hit rank 1 by Jan [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4.1-THINKING is #2 on LMARENA TEXT ARENA – xAI’S CROWN IS UNDISPUTED! 🚨”

“Am changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance To Amazing Abundance”

“Tesla holiday software release is 🔥🔥”

“Great work by Tesla Team!”

“Great work by the Tesla AI team! And much more still to come. By V14.3, your car will feel like it is sentient. [deleted tweet]”

“Best deal in America for a Tesla”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] The Two Most important apps in the apple App Store. Make sure to download Grok standalone app. )”

“Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Congrats Tesla AI team!”

“Cool [@OwenSparks_] Wow. This guy owns so many cars he leases a warehouse just to store them, yet his favorite is the Tesla @cybertruck he just picked up 3 weeks ago. Story shared from Theodore Denney III on FB: "I own a LOT of cars: including Ferraris (x2), Mercedes, BMW, a very rare C7 ZR1,…”

“Order Tesla Model S Plaid at https://t.co/LuUhICqQEI http://Tesla.com/S”

“True [@abustin] I've been a Tesla driver for nearly 10 years. I've driven nearly every Tesla model. Cybertruck is the best Tesla.”

“Yes [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 feels more like AGI than any LLM”

“Optimus [@Tesla_Optimus] Vote your Tesla shares”

“@TeslaSynopsis Money allocation is the easiest part of my job – essentially trivial. If money could solve problems, the government would be accomplishing wonders.”

“100GW/year of solar-powered AI satellites requires 100GW/year of AI computers … [@niccruzpatane] Elon is not messing around. SpaceX has just filed an application with the FCC seeking authority to launch and operate a massive new satellite constellation dedicated to orbital data centers. ITS HAPPENING. Tesla Terafab is next.”

“And it only gets better from here. Tesla is still on track to launch autonomous ride hailing in Austin in June and roll out to many cities in America by the end of this year. The threshold is achieving safety far in excess of the average human driver. Ultimately, autonomous… [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) 13.2.7 took me from Oakland Airport to San Francisco, crossing the Bay Bridge, and I never touched the steering wheel or pedals once. )”

“🔫🛡️ [@teslaownersSV] 😱 Tesla Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen @woodhaus2 is INSIDE the @Tesla Cybertruck during live gunfire… His priceless reaction when the return fire SLAMS into the @ArmoredCG glass is absolutely EVERYTHING 😂💥 @TaranTactical went full send. Watch till the end 👀”

“Thanks for subscribing! [@teslaownersSV] “I'd like to thank everyone who's a paid subscriber on 𝕏 – It's really important because otherwise, we're totally beholden to the advertisers.” Elon Musk )”