The tweet archive.

“Tesla holiday software update has FSD sneak preview, Stardew Valley, Lost Backgammon & a few other things”

“Cool [@chazman] I just finished my first 25 minute drive in the @cybertruck with @grok. I have to say storyteller mode is just verbose enough to learn some lessons. Learn some history or get some depth on a subject. For example, I used this drive as an opportunity to learn a little bit more”

“Interesting [@AsraNomani] @elonmusk Hello @ElonMusk and Friends, You asked who is funding and organizing the #TeslaTakedown protests. I've got answers for you, after going onto the streets of northern Virginia for the local protests here, seeing familiar faces from the Virginia Democratic political machine and”

“Tesla [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 Tesla just smoked everyone in JD Power’s 2026 EV Owner Satisfaction survey. Model 3 took number 1 with an 804 score, Model Y grabbed #2 at 797. They crushed the BMWs and left the rest in the dust. Superchargers are also pushing public charging satisfaction to all-time”

“It is an immense amount of work, but possible [@Teslaconomics] I remember when Tesla was a ~$50B company. I was working at Apple, and every paycheck, every bonus - I threw it all into $TSLA. People said I was insane. They laughed. They called me reckless. But I did my homework. I saw what was coming. I remember vividly telling people, if”

“Share posts with friends so they know what’s going on! [@teslaownersSV] Share 𝕏 links with family and friends The only trusted source for real news”

“Tesla Model S Plaid Speed (Spaceballs reference for beyond ludicrous speed) does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds, despite being a four door sedan with a large trunk!”

“Grok is awesome [@teslaownersSV] Download and try the Grok app. It’s the best Swiss Army knife on your phone. It’ll help you with nearly anything you need.”

“@JonErlichman Or Tesla!”

“@stillgray Just so that the public understands: Taking out a short position against Tesla, as Gates did, results in the highest return only if a company goes bankrupt! Gates placed a massive bet on Tesla dying when our company was at one of its weakest moments several years ago. Such a…”

“@teslaownersSV I’m serious about this one btw”

“These are actually my goals! [@AdamLowisz] I made this anime of @elonmusk using Grok Imagine. I illustrated it in the style of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. I gave Elon the stand power "Optimus Universal High Income." His power is to multiply anything his stand touches to eradicate poverty and protect humanity. 🔥”

“Tesla Semi unveil now Nov 16. Diverting resources to fix Model 3 bottlenecks & increase battery production for Puerto Rico & other affected areas.”

“Model 3 passed all regulatory requirements for production two weeks ahead of schedule. Expecting to complete SN1 on Friday”

“Congratulations Tesla team & thanks to all the new Tesla owners!! ♥️♥️”

“♥️♥️ Congrats Tesla team! ♥️♥️”

“@Teslaconomics Cybertruck cruisers will be next-level. Designed for Bladerunner.”

“Yup [@teslaownersSV] “You can tell which side is the good side and which side is the bad side by which side wishes to restrict freedom of speech.” Elon Musk”

“Now that Tesla FSD beta is out in limited release, FSD price (new or upgrade) will go up by ~$2k on Monday”

“𝕏 has now exceeded 1 billion downloads on Android alone! And roughly 1.5 billion on iPhone. [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 has officially joined the 1B+ downloads club on Android.”

“Jensen rocks! [@cb_doge] "Elon Musk is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We're going to build many more computers together. I'm delighted to be working with him. I think the Optimus opportunity is just right around the corner. It's very likely that human robots are going to be… https://x.com/i/web/status/2006676783991787563”

“Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release”

“Order a Tesla Powerwall battery for blackout protection! https://t.co/tEE4LDBD78 https://www.tesla.com/powerwall”

“Improved efficiency [@Tesla] Brake system in New Model Y has the freedom to use either electric motor or mechanical brake when you push the brake pedal This brings you maximum efficiency, consistency in pedal behavior & improved stability )”

“Try @Grok [@XFreeze] Grok is now way more integrated into Tesla with the new rollout Tesla’s 2025 Holiday Release adds “Grok with Navigation Commands (Beta),” so you can literally tell Grok to add or edit destinations and let it guide you as a smart driving assistant Set Grok’s personality to… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997602958872031659”

“Might be the best use so far tbh [@teslaownersSV] One of the coolest things you can do with the Grok app is take old photos and bring them to life.”

“Will soon enable Tesla owners to request service from their phone with a few taps. Tesla Ranger will come to you to take care of your car. No need to bring the car in yourself & zero paperwork.”

“Just swipe down on Tesla nav button for car to automatically navigate to home, work or destination in calendar”

“Over a million combustion engine (it’s right there in the name!) car fires per year & thousands of deaths, but one Tesla car fire with no injuries gets biggest headlines. Why the double standard? This is a real question.”

“@teslaownersSV Me with my son, Strider Sekhar (named after Aragorn & great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar) and daughter, Comet Azure, named after the most powerful spell in Elden Ring”

“Model S & X are great cars! Order yours before we sunset the program in a few months. https://t.co/46TXqRJBrz http://Tesla.com [@SawyerMerritt] Doug DeMuro ranked the @Tesla Model S as the #1 most important car of the last 30 years in his new video. Doug: "The Model S really changed the world. It made you think that EVs could be cool, fast, luxurious. It really reset any public opinion about EVs, that you didn't have to… https://x.com/i/web/status/2023434871847149836”

“Maybe call Tesla solar roof tiles product Solarglass? Like Dragonglass, but solar!”

“Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance.”

“Going strong at Tesla Diner LA [@Teslaconomics] The Tesla Diner is the HIGHEST usage Supercharger in the world w/ 43K charging sessions & 1.5 GWh of energy per month. That’s like: • Powering 2K homes for a full month • Fully charging 25K Teslas monthly • 1.4K cars charging daily at 80 stalls Wow…”

“It only gets better from here [@DevinOlsenn] I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav issues and parking preferences (which I assume will get resolved in 14.3). How is the world not freaking out about FSD? I cannot believe how good it has”

“Grok is #1 in HK [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Hong Kong 📷🇭🇰”

“Great @Tesla_Optimus engineering & manufacturing review today! Imagine having your personal C-3PO & R2-D2 … Optimus will be even better.”

“Review of Model S Plaid by Dan Neil https://t.co/JY45vn8jNN https://www.wsj.com/articles/2021-tesla-model-s-plaid-feel-the-force0-60-in-2-seconds-11624562135?st=vklnm3wu9ls1d4x&reflink=article_copyURL_share”

“Tesla [@teslaeurope] "More Tesla Model Ys have been registered in Norway in 2025 than have ever been registered by one brand with all models combined" Still breaking records in Norway Tusen takk Norge (igjen!)🇳🇴 https://www.finansavisen.no/motor/2025/12/17/8315559/tesla-setter-vanvittig-rekord”

“Try Grok! [@teslaownersSV] Download and try the Grok app. You won’t regret it.”

“Order a Tesla online in 2 mins at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“The car AI is photons in, controls out. Just like humans. This is the path to AGI. [@XFreeze] Tesla literally sees the world and understands it like a human It knows which turns to take, navigates complex environments, and intelligently finds empty parking spots.....all on its own This feels straight out of science fiction, and there is no other car in the world doing… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003886075471630587”

“Thanks Tesla Team for great work on deliveries! For new owners, we super appreciate accommodating us on delivery timing! Definitely one of our toughest quarters in global logistics.”

“Only thing beyond ludicrous is plaid https://t.co/rHuWk20EGG https://www.tesla.com/models/design?redirect=no#battery”

“Tesla self-driving [@DavidMoss] Tonight Tesla FSD history was made, my 2025 Model 3 was able to now complete its record 12,000th consecutive mile in a row, (yes 12k) without any disengagements, takeovers, red hands alert etc in any situation whatsoever including all parking & charging stops at Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2010608939751047484”

“Grok 4.20 is coming out in 3 or 4 weeks [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok 4.1 Fast just shattered OpenRouter records with 1.16 TRILLION tokens processed this week — dominating the leaderboard and claiming the #1 spot ahead of Grok Code Fast 1, Claude Sonnet 4.5, Gemini 3 Pro, and DeepSeek V3. The king stays the king. 🚀🔥”

“Model 3 was going to be called Model E, for obvious dumb humor reasons, but Ford sued to block it, so now it is S3X. Totally different :)”

“Already testing traffic lights, stop signs & roundabouts in development software. Your Tesla will soon be able to go from your garage at home to parking at work with no driver input at all.”

“@skorusARK Tesla & Ford are the only American carmakers not to have gone bankrupt out of 1000’s of car startups. Prototypes are easy, production is hard & being cash flow positive is excruciating.”

“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 for you section has been showing a ton of bangers and great posts from small accounts. This is the best I’ve seen it yet.”