The tweet archive.

“Limited edition short shorts now available at https://t.co/5EmNcTBvJv http://Tesla.com/shortshorts”

“Cool milestone [@piloly] Yesterday, Tesla surpassed the Volkswagen Group in quarterly sales in Norway. 🇳🇴 The core of VW Group includes the brands Volkswagen, Škoda, Audi, SEAT/Cupra, and Porsche.”

“Wait until he downloads V14 [@niccruzpatane] Former Director of AI at Tesla Andrej Karpathy picked up his new Model X and reviews Tesla V13.2.9 with HW4: “Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used to on HW3 (my previous car) and eons ahead of the”

“Tesla all-hands live presentation https://t.co/jQOt6WB2LN https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1DXxyqnNoqbxM”

“Try https://t.co/op5s4ZiSwh Suggested edits are welcome http://Grokipedia.com [@teslaownersSV] Grokipedia has replaced Wikipedia for me! Anyone else?”

“How to vote your Tesla stock [@cb_doge] If you're a Tesla shareholder, please take a moment to vote your Tesla stock with the Board’s recommendations on all proposals. For voting assistance: Shareholders +1 (877) 717-3936 (U.S. and Canada) +1 (412) 232-3651 (all other countries) Banks and Brokers +1 (212) 750-5833”

“Tesla [@Cernovich] Last time I was in a Tesla, FSD was so-so and no Grok. Feel like I time traveled.”

“It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone. [@waitbutwhy] Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBI] 🚨PSA: FBI warns of nationwide incidents—arson, gunfire, and vandalism targeting Tesla EVs, dealerships, and charging stations in 9+ states, linked to political grievances. The #FBI urges vigilance and awareness around Tesla locations. https://www.ic3.gov/PSA/2025/PSA250321”

“Many more Tesla self-driving V14 improvements still to come, but wide rollout of V14.1 has begun. 14.2 rolls out in a few weeks and then 14.3 a few weeks later, depending on safety testing. There is so much change that we are carefully confirming each one.”

“Tesla holiday software update goes to wide release today!”

“Cybertruck is awesome 😎 [@teslaownersSV] The Cybertruck is the best truck I’ve ever owned. Nothing to prove. @cybertruck”

“Congrats to Tesla Fremont + Giga Nevada for making their 2 millionth car!”

“Try out Tesla supervised full self-driving and you’ll be amazed!”

“True @Tesla_Optimus [deleted tweet]”

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla stock. It is super important. Control of Tesla could affect the future of civilization. [@SawyerMerritt] Here are Tesla’s current five largest shareholders (excluding Elon Musk) and how they voted in last year’s ratification of Elon's 2018 pay package: • Vanguard (holds $115B in $TSLA): For • BlackRock ($95B): For • State Street ($52B): Against • Fidelity/Geode Capital ($30B):”

“I just had dinner at the retro-futuristic @Tesla diner and Supercharger. Team did great work making it one of the coolest spots in LA! [@niccruzpatane] There’s an Optimus inside the Tesla Diner!”

“Ability to stream YouTube & Netflix when car is stopped coming to your Tesla soon! Has an amazingly immersive, cinematic feel due to the comfy seats & surround sound audio.”

“Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot”

“Try the latest Tesla self-driving software. It will blow your mind.”

“@XFreeze Yup 😂 That really made him upset. After I ghosted him, Epstein went on a massive campaign to short Tesla and got Gates to short 1% of Tesla stock when the market cap was $40B. As far as I know, Gates still has the short open. Someone should ask him how that’s working out 🤗”

“Ever [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 ELON: OPTIMUS WILL BE THE BIGGEST PRODUCT OF ALL TIME "The only company with all the ingredients for making intelligent humanoid robots at scale is Tesla. This is a super big deal. My prediction on this front is that Optimus will be the biggest product of all time by far.”

“Tesla Semi is so clean, cool & fun! [@tesla_semi] Cities will be much quieter & cleaner with Tesla Semi”

“Excited to work with Tesla Service to enable same-hour service as often as possible! Applying Formula 1 pit crew techniques to Teslas.”

“Built bullet tough [@cybertruck] Rogue shopping carts don't stand a chance”

“First (supervised) FSD approval in Europe! Congratulations to the Tesla team and thank you to the regulatory authorities in the Netherlands for all the hard work required to make this happen. [@teslaeurope] De toekomst van mobiliteit is aangebroken FSD Supervised has been approved in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 & will begin rolling out in the country shortly!  Trained on billions of kilometers of real-world driving data, it can drive you almost anywhere under your supervision – from”

“Try Tesla supervised self-driving! [@Tesla] The only robot car you can actually buy FSD Supervised can drive you anywhere in the US, Canada, China, Mexico & Puerto Rico”

“For reasons unknown, @potus is unable to say the word “Tesla””

“Tesla [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has just opened its 80,000th Supercharger stall. The 80,000th stall is in France in this newly expanded 48 stall Supercharger in Saint-Saturnin, which has solar canopies & restrooms. Tesla's global Supercharger network is now delivering 20 GWh of energy every day.”

“Letter from Tesla board chair, Robyn Denholm [@Tesla] With Tesla’s Annual Meeting fast approaching on November 6, Board Chair, Robyn Denholm, sent a letter to shareholders on the critical nature of this vote. The fundamental question for shareholders at this year’s Annual Meeting is simple: Do you want to retain Elon as Tesla’s”

“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “Don't hate the media, become the media. Citizen journalism is vital to the future of civilization. Any one can be a citizen journalist on 𝕏. Elon Musk.”

“🇦🇺 🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Australia the voice of the people.”

“❤️🇸🇪 [@LinkN01] The call to action yesterday was successful! We have let the Swedish Transport Agency know that it's time to bring Tesla FSD to Sweden 🇸🇪 and make our roads safer! Thank you to everyone who took action! ✊️”

“First FSD in Europe [@teslaeurope] First FSD Supervised drives in the Netherlands”

“Starship is the largest flying object ever made and it will continue to grow [@teslaownersSV] Rockets of the world,,, The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”

“@Teslaconomics Minus gas tanks”

“Megapack will carry a lot of the world’s load in energy, as it allows power plants to run continuously. [@Tesla_Megapack] Megapack grid-forming inverters are key to enabling global grid stability and reliability This technology allows Megapack to resist changes on the network by creating its own voltage signal, preventing blackouts and allowing more renewables to come online”

“Tesla Semi Truck launch in 5 mins!”

“@POTUS @Tesla Thank you, Tesla is happy to support other EVs via our Supercharger network”

“@stoolpresidente No, you do not. I have not sold any of my Bitcoin. Tesla sold 10% of its holdings essentially to prove liquidity of Bitcoin as an alternative to holding cash on balance sheet.”

“The Tesla Model S and Model X are amazing vehicles. Get them while still available! [@Tesla] As we shift to an autonomous future, Model S & X production will wind down next quarter. If you’d like to own one of them, now’s a good time to place your order. Tesla wouldn’t be what it is today without Model S & X and their (early) owners – thank you for your support over… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016740243354128885”

“Tesla Semi starts high volume production this year [@XFreeze] Bill Gates visited Elon at the Tesla Giga Texas factory and told him straight up: "It’s impossible to have a long-range semi-truck. It doesn’t work" Elon replied: "We literally have them. Drive one yourself. Pepsi is using them RIGHT NOW" Gates just kept saying: "No, it doesn't… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020498524421460411”

“Galaxy Mind is the goal [@teslaownersSV] .@elonmusk "One way to frame civilizational progress is the percentage completion on the Kardashev scale. Kardashev I is what percentage of a planet's energy are you successfully turning into useful work. Concept II would be, what percentage of the sun's energy are you… https://x.com/i/web/status/1995269495901032709”

“So proud of the Tesla team for achieving this major milestone! At the start of Tesla, I thought we had (optimistically) a 10% chance of surviving at all.”

“The futuristic Tesla Diner is going well. Probably makes sense to open one near our Giga Texas HQ in Austin and engineering HQ in Palo Alto. 😋 [@tesla_na] Breakfast at our Tesla Diner now available until 2pm Lots of new items on the menu – come try ‘em”

““They are smart … for humans” – future AI [@Teslaconomics] Even when AI surpasses the combined intelligence of all humanity, I bet it will still look back at Starship amazed that humans built it”

“Starlink available in Congo! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Congo grants licence to Starlink, reversing earlier ban”

“@DarrigoMelanie Ironically, Optimus, FSD and AI will provide all the things this moocher demands”

“🎯 [@stevenmarkryan] Tesla Model 3 Standard (2025) vs Model S (2012 & 2013) !!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? $TSLA”

“128m (420 ft) is inevitable, as foretold in the prophecy [@teslaownersSV] Starship the largest and most rocket ever built. )”