The tweet archive.

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science! Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7. So may seem like below, but not true. https://t.co/CXfWiLD2f8”

“Thanks Ashok! Ashok was the first person to join the Tesla AI/Autopilot team and ultimately rose to lead all AI/Autopilot software. Without him and our awesome team, we would just be another car company looking for an autonomy supplier that doesn’t exist. Btw, I never…”

“This is still very far from our final form [@Tesla_Optimus] Was just getting warmed up”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become”

“😂 [@niccruzpatane] Jim Cramer in 2010: “I’m not sure Tesla has a business plan that’s going to work, it’s not a smart investment” Inverse Cramer is so real”

“Kapow! 💫 [@Tesla] World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner”

“Tesla has ramped up security and activated Sentry Mode on all vehicles at stores [@SawyerMerritt] I think I speak for all Tesla owners and investors when I say that, at this point, Tesla should have 24-hour physical security guards at all its showrooms and service centers in the U.S. and Canada until things calm down. We fully support Tesla allocating funds for this.”

“Btw, your Tesla can protect you from a bioweapon attack”

“Cybertrucks are on their way to Tesla stores in North America! https://t.co/deuRQr72DI https://www.teslaoracle.com/2023/11/22/tesla-silences-critics-with-cybertrucks-immactulate-build-quality-and-perfect-panel-gaps-delivers-it-to-more-showrooms-before-black-friday/”

“This is concerning. Tesla will reach out to these banks/brokers. Shareholders have the right to vote their shares!”

“First of all, there are no cuts to Medicaid, Social Security or other entitlements, unless stopping fraud is considered a “cut”. Second, organizing a campaign to call for the death of someone is illegal. The organizers and funders will be found and prosecuted. [@MrAndyNgo] Leftist protesters shut down access to the Tesla store in Manhattan by laying on the ground outside on March 29. They held up signs urging for Elon Musk to be shot and for more Tesla property to be firebombed.”

“Tesla & SpaceX personnel are driving around areas in greater LA/Malibu that are in tough shape with free WiFi, drinks & snacks”

“Demonstrate Tesla self-driving to a friend tomorrow. It feels like magic.”

“Cybertruck review”

“Tesla quarterly update”

“Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability. justice@tesla.com”

“Nikola Tesla animated by Grok Imagine https://t.co/NV4oQTlUFV”

“Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.”

“Tesla Semi [@tesla_semi] Hammer down”

“Thanks to all Tesla vote supporters!”

“Interesting [@teslaownersSV] Grok has replaced Google for me.)”

“Total completion cost of the Tesla Cortex 1 AI training cluster will be ~$5B [@SawyerMerritt] $2 billion+ of GPUs on the other side of that glass”

“Diamond black [@Tesla] 💎 Black”

“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”

“Congratulations Tesla team on making our 1,000,000th car!! https://t.co/5M99a9LLQi”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Government spending will look like this with Elon Musk and @doge )”

“Congrats Tesla California factory team on all-time record production! https://t.co/1aF53hgWgM”

“This is so cool 😎 Make your espresso on the road while your Tesla drives itself 🤌 https://t.co/dnh1F2Wuig”

“Model 3 is quicker than a Porsche 911”

“Thanks Jack ❤️ [@jack] cybertruck is the best robot out there”

“🦾😂 [@cybertruck] Living in everyone’s head rent-free”

“🤷‍♂️ [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: “I remember, for three years straight, it would just be headlines trashing Tesla. Over and over and over again. And our sales went up.””

“Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless [@Tesla] If your commute sucks, try FSD Supervised”

“The Tesla team put this together of their own volition (I did not ask for it). Thanks!”

“You really will. It’s awesome. [@Tesla] Try it, you’ll like it”

“Samsung’s giant new Texas fab will be dedicated to making Tesla’s next-generation AI6 chip. The strategic importance of this is hard to overstate. Samsung currently makes AI4. TSMC will make AI5, which just finished design, initially in Taiwan and then Arizona.”

“Turns out @FT can’t do finance [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Financial Times has issued an apology after suggesting that @Tesla had shady accounting with $1.4 billion "missing." In reality, the Financial Times just didn't understand the accounting, and an expert reached out to them to explain it to them. FT: "One unavoidable”

“But here’s the rub, Tesla never has to bribe Kia drivers to buy a Tesla …”

“This is super cute ❤️ [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA DINER LAUNCHES MINI CYBERTRUCK RACETRACK FOR KIDS. BUILT CIRCLING THE NEW MODEL Y FOR KIDS Tesla Diner lit up the night with a epic setup: A tire-lined mini racetrack looping around a shiny red Model Y Performance, where kids got to zoom around in tiny Cybertrucks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2000058164134154708”

“Tesla annual meeting in 25 mins!”

“If our retro-futuristic diner turns out well, which I think it will, @Tesla will establish these in major cities around the world, as well as at Supercharger sites on long distance routes. An island of good food, good vibes & entertainment, all while Supercharging! [@elonmusk]”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”

“Try it out! [@Architexure] Picked up my new Tesla Model Y today and the FSD ride home was the most surreal experience of my life. Went from delivery to parking spot without touching the wheel or pedals once.”

“Tesla engineering redesigned lithium refining from physics first principles [@tesla_na] Our Lithium Refinery is designed to have a much lower carbon footprint than traditional hard rock refineries – Acid-free refining helps produce a safe coproduct – Water is recycled throughout production, with every drop treated & cleaned on site – Designed to close the loop for”

“Exactly [@cybertruck] Why buy a truck that cannot drive itself”

“Cybertruck [@cybertruck] Trail assist maintains a set cruising speed with minimum slip on rough or steep terrain, allowing you to focus on steering Enable via Controls > Dynamics > Off-Road Mode > Trail Assist, then activate or deactivate Trail Assist when needed by single-clicking the right scroll”

“The ultimate master plan of @Tesla is to create sustainable abundance for all [@Tesla] Sustainable abundance”