The tweet archive.

“As Cathie Wood states, Tesla is the biggest AI project on Earth”

“Best rocket engine ever: Full-flow, staged combustion 330 bar main chamber pressure Highest T/W Inexpensive to build [@teslaownersSV] SpaceX’s Raptor 3 engine is sublime engineering • No basic heat shield needed → saves mass and dramatically boosts reliability • Small fuel leaks aren’t dangerous — they simply burn off safely in the open plasma • Major improvements in payload capacity, efficiency, and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014586403200610626”

“Limited edition short shorts now available at https://t.co/5EmNcTBvJv http://Tesla.com/shortshorts”

“It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone. [@waitbutwhy] Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.”

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla stock. It is super important. Control of Tesla could affect the future of civilization. [@SawyerMerritt] Here are Tesla’s current five largest shareholders (excluding Elon Musk) and how they voted in last year’s ratification of Elon's 2018 pay package: • Vanguard (holds $115B in $TSLA): For • BlackRock ($95B): For • State Street ($52B): Against • Fidelity/Geode Capital ($30B):”

“@XFreeze Yup 😂 That really made him upset. After I ghosted him, Epstein went on a massive campaign to short Tesla and got Gates to short 1% of Tesla stock when the market cap was $40B. As far as I know, Gates still has the short open. Someone should ask him how that’s working out 🤗”

“First (supervised) FSD approval in Europe! Congratulations to the Tesla team and thank you to the regulatory authorities in the Netherlands for all the hard work required to make this happen. [@teslaeurope] De toekomst van mobiliteit is aangebroken FSD Supervised has been approved in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 & will begin rolling out in the country shortly!  Trained on billions of kilometers of real-world driving data, it can drive you almost anywhere under your supervision – from”

“Tesla [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has just opened its 80,000th Supercharger stall. The 80,000th stall is in France in this newly expanded 48 stall Supercharger in Saint-Saturnin, which has solar canopies & restrooms. Tesla's global Supercharger network is now delivering 20 GWh of energy every day.”

“Letter from Tesla board chair, Robyn Denholm [@Tesla] With Tesla’s Annual Meeting fast approaching on November 6, Board Chair, Robyn Denholm, sent a letter to shareholders on the critical nature of this vote. The fundamental question for shareholders at this year’s Annual Meeting is simple: Do you want to retain Elon as Tesla’s”

“Tesla Semi starts high volume production this year [@XFreeze] Bill Gates visited Elon at the Tesla Giga Texas factory and told him straight up: "It’s impossible to have a long-range semi-truck. It doesn’t work" Elon replied: "We literally have them. Drive one yourself. Pepsi is using them RIGHT NOW" Gates just kept saying: "No, it doesn't… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020498524421460411”

“The futuristic Tesla Diner is going well. Probably makes sense to open one near our Giga Texas HQ in Austin and engineering HQ in Palo Alto. 😋 [@tesla_na] Breakfast at our Tesla Diner now available until 2pm Lots of new items on the menu – come try ‘em”

““They are smart … for humans” – future AI [@Teslaconomics] Even when AI surpasses the combined intelligence of all humanity, I bet it will still look back at Starship amazed that humans built it”

“Starlink available in Congo! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Congo grants licence to Starlink, reversing earlier ban”

“@DarrigoMelanie Ironically, Optimus, FSD and AI will provide all the things this moocher demands”

“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”

“Many of those doing these “takedowns” have also sold Tesla stock short, so they benefit financially from a drop in the stock [@LauraLoomer] EXCLUSIVE: Are Tesla Takedown organizers getting paid by @elonmusk’s competitors to short his stock? Edward Niedermeyer was the organizer for Event No. 67 in Portland, Oregon yesterday on the Tesla Takedown list compiled by @LoomerUnleashed. Niedermeyer joined a @Tesla”

“@LauraLoomer @stclairashley @Tesla I don’t know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year.”

“As I was saying … [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla's Terafab chip manufacturing project launches tomorrow. Elon previously on advanced chip supply: "Even when we look at the best case output of all our key suppliers, it's not enough. In order to remove the probable constraint in 3-4 years, we'll have to build a very big”

“Tesla will hold a super fun AI party/hackathon at my house with the Tesla AI/autopilot team in about four weeks. Invitations going out soon.”

“Correct [@Teslaconomics] I realize more and more that there is such a thing as dumb person in life. “Turn off the lights and vision fails, LiDAR keeps working” may sound logical in theory, but the Waymo SF power outage really just disproved it. During the recent San Francisco power outage, Waymo’s… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003102684745019586”

“@TeslaAIBot Thanks Optimus 🤖 ♥️”

“@TeslaDiva99 Tesla car temp is automatically kept within a safe range, even when the car appears “off”, in order to protect infants & pets. That said, it would be more convenient to keep the car “on” for entertainment & comfort if the camera detects occupants. We will make that change.”

“Try it out. Aiming to be a fun experience for all, whether Tesla owners or not. Will keep improving. [@Tesla] Tesla Diner & Supercharger in Hollywood, LA Open 24/7, starting now”

“This bot got hands [@TheCaptainEli] Elon Musk on why Optimus is so brutally hard to build (hardware side): “The hands are the majority of the engineering difficulty of the entire robot.” Human hands evolved insane sophistication — ~27–28 degrees of freedom, complex tendon web (mostly forearm muscles), crazy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022454161552417263”

“Am changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance To Amazing Abundance”

“Great work by the Tesla AI team! And much more still to come. By V14.3, your car will feel like it is sentient. [deleted tweet]”

“Congrats Tesla AI team!”

“100GW/year of solar-powered AI satellites requires 100GW/year of AI computers … [@niccruzpatane] Elon is not messing around. SpaceX has just filed an application with the FCC seeking authority to launch and operate a massive new satellite constellation dedicated to orbital data centers. ITS HAPPENING. Tesla Terafab is next.”

“And it only gets better from here. Tesla is still on track to launch autonomous ride hailing in Austin in June and roll out to many cities in America by the end of this year. The threshold is achieving safety far in excess of the average human driver. Ultimately, autonomous… [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) 13.2.7 took me from Oakland Airport to San Francisco, crossing the Bay Bridge, and I never touched the steering wheel or pedals once. )”

“Thanks for subscribing! [@teslaownersSV] “I'd like to thank everyone who's a paid subscriber on 𝕏 – It's really important because otherwise, we're totally beholden to the advertisers.” Elon Musk )”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Fasting”

“Cool [@RShonjo] Friend of mine shared this - "I finally convinced my mom to buy a @Tesla after working there for 5 years. She did not want FSD but I made her get it anyway. After a few months of ownership, she gained the courage to try it and this was the result!"”

“Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime”

“Just had a great design review today with the Tesla AI5 chip design team! This is going to be an epic chip. And AI6 to follow has a shot at being the best by AI chip by far. Switching from doing 2 chip architectures to 1 means all our silicon talent is focused on making 1”

“True [@JessePeltan] You can lease a Tesla for less than the fuel and maintenance on a gas vehicle.”

“Fallout Shelter is on your Tesla. Tap the Entertainment button.”

“Tesla has by far the best real-world AI”

“Sentient machines [@AIDRIVR] @battleangelviv I was using FSD leaving San Francisco when the power outage froze the Waymos my family was with me telling me the navigation was wrong and made no sense, turns out it was avoiding all the blocked intersections”

“Tesla autonomous driving might spread faster than any technology ever. The hardware foundations have been laid for such a long time that a software update enables self-driving for millions of pre-existing cars in a short period of time. [@SawyerMerritt] Comparison of Tesla's vs Waymo's Robotaxi geofence map in Austin, Texas. Today, @Tesla expanded their geofence area for the first time in two months.”

“Try it out! [@TeslaAUNZ] FSD Supervised is now available in Australia and New Zealand”

“Exactly [@WholeMarsBlog] "Elon only has to get Tesla's market cap up to $2 trillion to secure the first tranche! That's way too easy!" Actually, even getting to a $2 trillion market cap (sustained over 6 months) is not enough. Tesla must also meet a corresponding operational milestone, like $50 billion”

“@Teslaconomics The insufferable, special needs chimp currently running Ryan Air is an accountant. Has no idea how airplanes even fly.”

“Yes [@SawyerMerritt] The $50k dual-motor AWD 300-mile Cybertruck trim unveiled in 2019 is equivalent to $63k today with inflation, so this new $60k 325-mile dual-motor AWD trim is a good value. It delivers on what people want: good range, fair pricing, bed outlets, a motorized tonneau cover, solid”

“Pretty soon, there won’t be any companies left in Delaware [@eladgil] Anyone have a list of companies that are planning, or have made the move, from Delaware to either Texas or Nevada? Right now I have: -Texas: Tesla, SpaceX, ... -Nevada: Dropbox, Neuralink, TripAdvisor, Pershing Square, TradeDesk, ... )”

“2 main goals this year: - Starship to orbit - FSD wide release Many other things, of course, but those are the 2 giant kahunas. Will require insane work by many super talented people, but, if anyone can do it, they can. It is an honor to work with such awesome human beings.”

“Good summary [@CernBasher] Q1 2025 Tesla All-Hands Meeting Highlights from Elon's comments: - have produced over 7 million vehicles globally. - will surpass 10 million next year. - at times there are rocky times, a little bit of stormy weather. - but the future is bright. - Tesla remains the company of”

“Please consider joining Tesla AI software or hardware teams! https://t.co/HgigdtenKN”

“Consider joining the @Tesla_AI team to build the best real-world AI”

“Now that the AI5 chip design is in good shape, Tesla will restart work on Dojo3. If you’re interested in working on what will be the highest volume chips in the world, send a note to AI_Chips@Tesla.com with 3 bullet points on the toughest technical problems you’ve solved.”

“Tesla Dojo AI training computer making progress. We start bringing Dojo 2 online later this year. It takes three major iterations for a new technology to be great. Dojo 2 is good, but Dojo 3 will be great. [@Tesla_AI] http://x.com/i/article/1930592963454812160”