The tweet archive.

“It only gets better from here [@DevinOlsenn] I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav issues and parking preferences (which I assume will get resolved in 14.3). How is the world not freaking out about FSD? I cannot believe how good it has”

“Great @Tesla_Optimus engineering & manufacturing review today! Imagine having your personal C-3PO & R2-D2 … Optimus will be even better.”

“Review of Model S Plaid by Dan Neil https://t.co/JY45vn8jNN https://www.wsj.com/articles/2021-tesla-model-s-plaid-feel-the-force0-60-in-2-seconds-11624562135?st=vklnm3wu9ls1d4x&reflink=article_copyURL_share”

“@Ali_TeslaMY @DavidSacks Actual reality of lobbying is crazier than the movie!”

“@teslaownersSV I mean … that’s a lot of hamsters 🐹”

“Thanks Tesla Team for great work on deliveries! For new owners, we super appreciate accommodating us on delivery timing! Definitely one of our toughest quarters in global logistics.”

“Grok 4.20 is coming out in 3 or 4 weeks [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok 4.1 Fast just shattered OpenRouter records with 1.16 TRILLION tokens processed this week — dominating the leaderboard and claiming the #1 spot ahead of Grok Code Fast 1, Claude Sonnet 4.5, Gemini 3 Pro, and DeepSeek V3. The king stays the king. 🚀🔥”

“Already testing traffic lights, stop signs & roundabouts in development software. Your Tesla will soon be able to go from your garage at home to parking at work with no driver input at all.”

“@skorusARK Tesla & Ford are the only American carmakers not to have gone bankrupt out of 1000’s of car startups. Prototypes are easy, production is hard & being cash flow positive is excruciating.”

“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 for you section has been showing a ton of bangers and great posts from small accounts. This is the best I’ve seen it yet.”

“Try Tesla self-driving. It’s a gamechanger! [@larsmoravy] Fun fact - Tesla is the most reliable EV you can buy according to Consumer Reports - and we continue to improve year over year. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-04/tesla-reliability-improves-sharply-in-new-consumer-reports-study?embedded-checkout=true”

“Send files via 𝕏 Chat with full encryption. Much more secure than email! [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat Feature 𝕏 Chat lets you send attachments like documents, files, videos, GIFs, and photos with full encryption for safer conversations. Just hit the ‘+’ icon located at the bottom left of your conversation”

“Tesla is ramping up Solar Roof installation across the USA! Training will be provided, so no prior experience needed. Apply at https://t.co/84BkZvuBn8 https://www.tesla.com/solarroofjobs”

“Yeah [@teslaownersSV] “My plan is to use the money to get humanity to Mars and preserve the light of consciousness.” Elon Musk )”

“@TeslaOwnersDE And by 2060, Tesla production will exceed the mass of the Universe!”

“Tesla history trivia: we didn’t actually come up with the Tesla Motors name. Bought trademark off Brad Siewert for $75k in late 2004. He’d originally filed for it in 1994. Our alternative name was Faraday, which was used by a competitor several years later.”

“@tobi You can also now play all Steam games on the latest Model S/X cars”

“So many countries are dying out [@teslaownersSV] 🇮🇹 Italy’s demographic crisis deepens: The birth rate has been plummeting over the past seven years. Number of live births (approx.): • 2018: ~450,000 • 2019: ~420,000 • 2020: ~400,000 • 2021: ~400,000 • 2022: ~393,000 • 2023: ~379,000 • 2024: ~370,000 • 2025 (on… https://x.com/i/web/status/2001858243665260604”

“Amazing work by Tesla team. Built entire new general assembly line in 3 weeks w minimal resources. Love u guys so much! Pic of 1st Model 3 dual motor performance coming off the line … https://t.co/Xr55P3fmGd”

“True [@HCGNYC] @WR4NYGov The word 'funding' in and of itself is disingenuous. SpaceX bids for service contracts. They typically have offered the most compelling cost and delivery and yet our feckless Gov still awards contracts to SpaceX competitors. Tesla is the most American made autos, will soon also…)”

“Bear in mind, it is super fun, but just an early beta. Imagine will vastly improve in the weeks and months to come. [@niccruzpatane] Grok Imagine is seriously so impressive, even at its early stages. Check out the reflection in the mirror, and in the visor of Optimus.”

“@AstroJordy @Tesla We can’t wait to build this crazy truck! It’s a total rethink of vehicle mechanical architecture & production methods, so super hard project, but worthwhile in the end.”

“Tesla Master Plan Part Deux will be complete next year. Master Plan 3 was too complex for almost anyone to understand, but described how all of Earth could move to sustainable energy. Master Plan 4 will be concise. [@EricJorgenson] Friendly reminder that @elonmusk called his shots. 19 years ago, he posted the @Tesla Master Plan: 9 years ago, he posted Master Plan Part Deux:”

“There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).”

“Cool, Tesla S/X have hospital operating room air quality when BWD mode is activated, so shd protect against even a weaponized virus https://t.co/gIELCeXN1C https://x.com/oloftenghoff/status/1001845642615017472”

“A Tesla works as a boat for short periods of time, as an electric car has no air intake or exhaust to block & battery/motor/electronics are water-sealed. Submarines are just underwater EVs. https://t.co/1U63ZoVj3q https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYFo6fXPvU”

“Grok is #1 [@teslaownersSV] Breaking: Grok 4.1 Fast Smashes 1 Trillion Token Milestone in Under a Week, Seizing Top Spot on OpenRouter xAI’s latest powerhouse, Grok 4.1 Fast, has rocketed past a staggering 1.16 trillion tokens processed—just days after its mid-November 2025 launch—eclipsing rivals like… https://x.com/i/web/status/1994125495009771623”

“😎 [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 first impressions: the good: - destination options are incredible and very well done. parking has been fast and flawless so far, zero corrections and right between the lines. also pulls into the driveways of houses very reliably and actually parks itself, feels like the”

“We’re going to include some fun games as hidden Easter eggs in Tesla S, X & 3. What do you think would be most fun in a car using the center touch screen?”

“Reality is a Tesla, like most electric cars, is over 500% *less* likely to catch fire than combustion engine cars, which carry massive amounts of highly flammable fuel. Why is this never mentioned?”

“Yup [@teslaownersSV] Legacy media is best thought of as a click-maximizing machine, not a truth-maximizing machine. Elon Musk )”

“Exactly [@teslaownersSV] Here's what's happening with your messages: You chat about a product on WhatsApp, and suddenly ads for it flood your feed. Coincidence? No your data is being sold. 𝕏 Chat offers a better way: end-to-end encryption, zero backdoors, and real privacy protection”

“@DefiantLs If you add up all the government funding Tesla and SpaceX have ever received, it is only about 1% of the combined value of the companies. In contrast, if you do that with US and European major aerospace companies, the government money they have received *exceeds* 100% of their… https://t.co/P57hWzKKLL https://x.com/i/web/status/2021663314716373227”

“Model 3 orders at 180,000 in 24 hours. Selling price w avg option mix prob $42k, so ~$7.5B in a day. Future of electric cars looking bright!”

“@niccruzpatane Already have thousands of times over. My “net worth” is almost entirely due to my ownership stakes in Tesla and SpaceX. I have <0.1% that is cash. Tesla and SpaceX employees all receive stock/options and Tesla is >80% owned by retail investors and index/pension funds, so value… https://t.co/3cXP7theq7 https://x.com/i/web/status/2023158948501594300”

“Super strong roof that generates clean energy, looks great & costs less than a normal roof plus solar panels! https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE http://Tesla.com/solarglass”

“T-shirt is bulletproof & makes u buff! https://t.co/wO0oAakclu https://t.co/8k1WvVO1sm https://shop.tesla.com/en_ca/product/men_s-cybertruck-bulletproof-tee?sku=7654399-00-A”

“@LindseyGrahamSC First of all, Tesla hasn’t had that consumer tax credit for years & we didn’t ask for this one – GM & Ford did”

“@TeslaPodcast Wow, that’s a lot of podcasts! Ok, I will do one. Maybe we could combine with Dave Lee and a few others.”

“Goal is to service your car wherever you are, quietly & quickly. No need to bring it to a Tesla service center.”

“@teslaownersSV The Iron Man statue was given to SpaceX because part of Iron Man 2 was filmed in the rocket factory”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] William Blair analyst Jed Dorsheimer on riding in @Tesla's Robotaxi service in Austin last week: "We experienced a glimpse of the future, and it is exciting. The comparisons are immediate and stark—when we drove past Waymo and Zoox vehicles outfitted with their complex sensor”

“@teslaownersSV 99% of people still have no idea how profound this is”

“@teslaownersSV Buyers of competing electric cars receive a $7500 tax credit, but Tesla does not”

“@ProTheDoge Lots of people I talked to on the production lines at Tesla or building rockets at SpaceX own Doge. They aren’t financial experts or Silicon Valley technologists. That’s why I decided to support Doge – it felt like the people’s crypto.”

“Grok is growing [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING 🚀 Grok now holds ~3.5% of generative AI web traffic share, edging past DeepSeek's 3.3%, while… http://Grok.com”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4 CRUSHING IT IN THE BATTLE OF THE AIs! 🚨 In the high-stakes Rallies AI Arena showdown — where top AI models got $100K each to trade the real stock market since late November — Grok 4 is dominating. Grok 4 is BEATING the S&P 500 by more than 3x right now 🔥 📈”

“@TeslaBoomerMama Not any one person, as far as I know. There is the Soros bogeyman, of course, and various Dem leaders, but no single mastermind. It seems to be a simple matter of incentives: the more illegals imported, the higher the Dem vote over time. It will only backfire on the Dems if…”

“After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.”

“🇸🇪 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden”