“Maybe Tesla should make a highly configurable Robovan for people & cargo?”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Your Tesla can now drive you from your house in one complex city to another house in a different complex city”
“It is [@teslaownersSV] “Starship is the key to making life multiplanetary and protecting the light of consciousness. Elon Musk )”
“Indeed [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Elon Musk says Trump will go after the criminals attacking Tesla and the people providing the money to fund the propaganda. "The people pushing the propaganda against Tesla are the real villains here and we are going to go after them. President Trump made it clear we”
“Just wanted to say thanks to all Tesla supporters. I damn well love you.”
“Extremely fundamental to your freedom [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk "The President is the elected representative of the people. If the President cannot get things implemented as a reflection of the will of the people, then what we have is not a Democracy, we have a Bureaucracy. Rule of the bureau, not rule of the people.””
“Well done! [@AlexRoy144] We just set the 1st Fully Autonomous, ZERO-Intervention Cannonball Run Record from LA-NY. In the middle of WINTER, through extreme cold, snow, ice, slush & rain, FSD drove 100% of the 3081 miles of our journey. 58 hrs, 22 min non-stop, except for charging. FSD 14.2.2.3 is an… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014453312696025464”
“@BTC_Archive To clarify speculation, Tesla has not sold any Bitcoin”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] I bought Twitter/𝕏 to improve probable civilizational lifespan Elon Musk )”
“Tesla should make 🔥 catgirl robots?”
“Try it out! [@VaibhavSisinty] Did xAI just mass-murder the entire voice AI industry? 🤯 Grok just launched two voice APIs. Speech-to-Text and Text-to-Speech. Built on the same stack powering Tesla cars and Starlink support. And priced at 10x cheaper than ElevenLabs. Speech-to-Text: $0.10/hr batch.”
“.@Tesla_AI [@farzyness] My thoughts after 3 Robotaxi rides: - Very smooth and comfortable. Similar to existing Tesla cars with FSD. - App UI is intuitive but can use a couple upgrades (placing a pin anywhere, change trip while in car) - It is completely and totally surreal. As a Tesla owner and”
“Congratulations Tesla Texas Team!!”
“Yes, we are highly confident that Cybertruck will be much safer per mile than other trucks, both for occupants and pedestrians”
“Tesla self-driving feels like magic [@TechOperator] Today I went with my friends to test drive a Tesla Model X. Here’s one experiencing FSD for the first time: 45 unregretted user seconds of joy and amazement. )”
“@Teslaconomics Very hard car to build, as it is unlike any other, but, as stated publicly, Cybertruck production starts this year”
“Due to laws against data export, Tesla achieved the top results in China despite having no local training data. Tesla is adding training data from our world simulator and test tracks to achieve 6/6. [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Chinese media tested ADAS in various scenarios, including highways & night driving. @Tesla’s vision-based system outperformed emerging Chinese brands like Huawei & Xiaomi, as well as traditional automakers. Even with LiDAR, competitors’ ADAS performance lags behind Tesla.”
“Next week, I will do a company talk for SpaceX, followed later by a company talk for Tesla after the 10K. I will recap the talented team’s amazing accomplishments of 2023 and describe exciting plans for 2024 and beyond! These will be posted publicly to @SpaceX and @Tesla.”
“Cool [@edmunds] The new Tesla Model Y is the best car we've driven in 2025”
“It’s awesome 😎 [@Tesla] Design & Engineering deep dive of the new Model Y Performance”
“All your media, streaming and preferred temperature settings just work automatically when you get into a Tesla @Robotaxi [@robotaxi] Also, Robotaxi automatically syncs your media & streaming settings before picking you up”
“Tesla shareholder meeting underway”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”
“Try Tesla Robotaxi in Dallas & Houston! [@robotaxi] Robotaxi now rolling out in Dallas & Houston 🤠”
“This is still just version 13 [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla FSD (Supervised) review in Australia: "Once you’ve driven with FSD for any length of time, it’s hard to imagine life without it. Elon Musk and Tesla have changed the way we drive forever. There's no looking back. We put it through a weekend of challenging traffic”
“Improved Model 3 now available”
“@alex_avoigt Most people still have no idea how crushingly good Tesla FSD will get. It will be superhuman to such a degree that it will seem strange in the future that humans drove cars, even while exhausted and drunk! Cars will take you where you want automatically, just like getting in an…”
“@Teslaconomics Suggestions are welcome”
“@Teslarati 20% fake/spam accounts, while 4 times what Twitter claims, could be *much* higher. My offer was based on Twitter’s SEC filings being accurate. Yesterday, Twitter’s CEO publicly refused to show proof of <5%. This deal cannot move forward until he does.”
“Competitors receive vastly more subsidies than SpaceX or Tesla. The success of SpaceX/Tesla is in spite of competitor subsidies! Look at how much was given away for a North American Supercharger network to compete against Tesla and it still failed. Or the massive subsidies…”
“🥹 [@Tesla_AI] “When Robotaxi” “Where Robotaxi” Nobody’s ever asking “How is Robotaxi” … smh”
“The Tesla chip design reviews are so fun! [@AntAnanth] Thrilled to be rejoining @Tesla_AI as silicon engineering lead next week! Back to building the chips that push the boundaries of AI and autonomy. Real engineering happens at Tesla. Excited for what’s ahead #AI6 #DOJO3. @rawat_ritvik @elonmusk @aelluswamy 🚀””
“Tesla AI/Autopilot engineering is awesome! Making excellent progress solving real-world AI.”
“Tesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make around 500k in 2019”
“This shareholder vote decides the future of Tesla and may affect the future of the world. Please let us know if you have any difficulty voting. [@Tesla] Tesla is at a critical inflection point. We need your vote ahead of our 2025 Annual Meeting on November 6. Tesla shareholders, the owners of our company, will soon receive their control numbers and voting instructions from their brokers. This will enable you to vote. We are”
“Starting next week, Tesla Solar Panels & Solar Roof will only be sold as an integrated product *with* Tesla Powerwall battery”
“🇦🇹 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Austria”
“This is pretty cool [@teslaeurope] You can enable FSD Supervised without setting a destination to let your Tesla show you around”
“People don’t shoot lasers out of their eyes to drive. Just try Tesla self-driving today, which just uses cameras and AI, and you will understand. [@ElonClipsX] “LiDAR is a fool's errand.” Here's Elon Musk famously predicting in 2019 that LiDAR is useless to achieve self-driving.”
“🇩🇪🇩🇪 [@alex_avoigt] 70% in Germans would buy a Tesla T-Online reader poll of 444,175 participants (not representative) shows that 70% of 🇩🇪 Germans would buy a Tesla The misleading headline of 94% negative reponses was quickly revised after more people participated https://www.t-online.de/mobilitaet/aktuelles/id_100629258/tesla-vertrauen-sinkt-drastisch-deutsche-kunden-wenden-sich-ab.html”
“Thanks bro ❤️ [@kimbal] Please vote your Tesla stock. There is no one remotely close to my brother and no CEO on Earth that would accept this package. It is a massive win for you as a shareholder every way you look at it.”
“Tesla is developing a NN training computer called Dojo to process truly vast amounts of video data. It’s a beast! Please consider joining our AI or computer/chip teams if this sounds interesting.”
“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk @SpaceX Truth is stranger than fiction”
“It’s super messed up that a Tesla crash resulting in a broken ankle is front page news and the ~40,000 people who died in US auto accidents alone in past year get almost no coverage https://t.co/6gD8MzD6VU https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/tesla-with-autopilot-slams-into-truck-stopped-at-red-light/2018/05/12/18d2e740-563e-11e8-a6d4-ca1d035642ce_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.7466cb626644”
“Separate audio system for the rear screen [@Tesla] Your kids can connect their Bluetooth headphones to the rear screen to enjoy their favorite shows & games 🤝”
“Cybertruck [@cybertruck] With more than 3x better efficiency than the average truck, charging your Cybertruck at home is on average less than 1/3 the cost of fueling a combustion engine truck With solar, it becomes basically free”
“Hey @Apple App Store, why do you refuse to put either 𝕏 or Grok in your “Must Have” section when 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the world and Grok is #5 among all apps? Are you playing politics? What gives? Inquiring minds want to know. [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”
“Tesla built the most advanced lithium refinery in the world and it is very clean [@XFreeze] This is more advanced than you think Tesla’s Texas lithium refinery is the first in North America to convert raw spodumene ore directly into battery-grade lithium hydroxide, skipping the intermediate steps the rest of the industry relies on It went from groundbreaking to first… https://x.com/i/web/status/2011612212595737001”
“Companies are flooding out of Delaware, because the activist chief judge of the Delaware court has no respect for shareholder rights [@MarioNawfal] 🚨BILL ACKMAN MOVES HIS FIRM FROM DELAWARE TO NEVADA Ackman said top law firms are now recommending Nevada and Texas over Delaware as incorporation hubs. This shift follows a trend set by Elon, who recently moved Tesla, SpaceX, and Neuralink’s incorporation out of Delaware.… )”
“💯 [@niccruzpatane] I don’t understand how you can own a Tesla and not use FSD! I see so many Tesla owners driving manually when there’s honestly no need. It changes your life—the data shows it’s a 7x improvement in avoiding accidents.”
