The tweet archive.

“Tesla FSD 10.8 plus holiday fun software release probably Tuesday”

“Only gets better from here [@teslaownersSV] Think this is a shot from a movie? 🎬 You’re WRONG. It’s made with Grok Imagine.🔥 > Prompt: “The clouds are stagnant, the camera zooms quickly into the small window of the Chrysler building where we can see an old bearded man looking down at the city from a large conference”

“😂 [@Tesladvisor] FSD just saved me $400 and a trip to the tow yard this morning! Last night there was no parking anywhere in our apartment complex, so we risked the 7AM loading zone. Wife: “they won’t tow on a Sunday.” 7:15 AM: having breakfast and notice a security guard taking pics of our… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997715743337836919”

“Tesla keeps you safe [@TeslaAUNZ] Model 3 & Y both receive ANCAP’s Best in Class awards Model 3 is the safest Medium Car Model Y is the safest Medium SUV... and achieved highest overall weighted score of any vehicle assessed”

“True [@teslaownersSV] “Sam Altman specifically stabbed Elon Musk in the back, made it a for profit company… Long story short, xAI is gonna be one of the top two players, three players, guaranteed.””

“True [@Scobleizer] When a video like this drops I watch what the Tesla community says about it. Most are missing that this means the Robotaxi network will operate 24 hours a day. If you get out of a bar at 2 a.m. and a dirty one arrives you'll refuse it, and wait for another, which will take an…)”

“🇮🇹🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Italy. 🇮🇹”

“@WholeMarsBlog Yeah, but I didn’t leak it to NYT. They must have got it through friends of friends. I heard from multiple people at TED that Gates still had half billion short against Tesla, which is why I asked him, so it’s not exactly top secret.”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX The real tragedy is that tie I’m wearing!”

“Our AI5 chip design is almost done and AI6 is in early stages, but there will be AI7, AI8, AI9 … aiming for a 9 month design cycle. Join us to work on what I predict will be the highest volume AI chips in the world by far! [@elonmusk] Necessity is the mother of invention. The @Tesla_AI team is epicly hardcore. No one can match Tesla’s real-world AI.”

“Officially verified as the first production electric car to exceed 1000km on a single charge! Congratulations Tesla Owners Italia!! https://t.co/r8fFZIFEP2 https://x.com/teslaownersit/status/893255144447643648”

“Teslas have the highest amount of American content”

“If you’re directly affected by wildfire power outages, Tesla is reducing Solar+Powerwall prices by $1000 as of today”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: A Tesla Model S just drove itself from Los Angeles to New York with zero disengagements. Owner Alex Roy and a team of independent autonomy experts just completed the 3,081 mile trip on FSD V14.2.2.3 with no disengagements. They were hands-off for the entire trip, including… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014460568971690403”

“@ChillMichelle @Tesla Yes, California approved, but an unelected county official illegally overrode. Also, all other auto companies in US are approved to resume. Only Tesla has been singled out. This is super messed up!”

“Yeah, not fixable [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk "As we dug into USAID it became apparent that what we have here is not an apple with a worm in it, but we have actually just a ball of worms. If you have an apple with a worm in it, you can take the worm out. If you have a whole ball of worms, it's hopeless. USAID is a…)”

“Cybertruck is a real workhorse! [@FutureJurvetson] Cybertruck Gas Station I had to stop and ask what’s going on here. He works for Santa Clara county to do gas station leak checks. Cybertruck saves him $30K in fuel costs per year versus a standard utility truck. And he loves the 110V plug in back instead of hauling a generator.”

“@teslaownersSV Of course”

“In appreciation, Tesla is providing all repair costs free of charge and expedited. https://t.co/D68HNJcCoQ http://jalopnik.com/heroic-driver-sacrifices-his-tesla-to-save-unconscious-1792349590”

“I always assume we’re losing even if it looks like we might win. Anti-DKE. [@theallinpod] Chamath: Tesla and Google are best positioned to win AI because they are building the full-stack Jason: "The game here is who wins the AI prize five years from now?" "Chamath, who's your number one and number two?" Chamath: " Tesla's one and Google's two." "And the reason”

“Due to high levels of demand for FSD Beta, adding “Download Beta” button to Service section of car display in ~10 days”

“Production unit 1 of Model 3 is now built and going through final checkout. Pics soon.”

“@teslaownersSV SpaceX will be ready to launch Starship in a few weeks, then launch timing depends on FAA license approval. Assuming that takes a few weeks, first launch attempt will be near end of third week of April, aka …”

“True [@niccruzpatane] Cathie Wood says Tesla is largest AI Project on Earth. “We believe that the entire ecosystem associated with autonomous taxi networks is going to worth $8-10 Trillion in terms of revenue generation in the next 5-10 years. To put that in context, the entire GDP of the world”

“Major improvement to FSD! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative”

“@SawyerMerritt People still don’t understand the implications of FSD”

“Tesla drives itself around NYC for 2 hours [@hletes] Let’s be real… we were all waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.1.2 would handle NYC (Manhattan). @01Ananto and I went on a 2-hour drive in his 2026 HW4 Model Y and wow did it not disappoint. There are some insane moments in this 46-minute condensed video that blew both of our”

“With https://t.co/45B5nUBaxb & Powerwall battery you are your own utility. 24/7 clean, sustainable electricity. http://Tesla.com/solarroof”

“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”

“Tesla holiday software update has FSD sneak preview, Stardew Valley, Lost Backgammon & a few other things”

“@george__mack I thought both SpaceX and Tesla each had less then a 10% chance of success”

“Interesting [@AsraNomani] @elonmusk Hello @ElonMusk and Friends, You asked who is funding and organizing the #TeslaTakedown protests. I've got answers for you, after going onto the streets of northern Virginia for the local protests here, seeing familiar faces from the Virginia Democratic political machine and”

“It is an immense amount of work, but possible [@Teslaconomics] I remember when Tesla was a ~$50B company. I was working at Apple, and every paycheck, every bonus - I threw it all into $TSLA. People said I was insane. They laughed. They called me reckless. But I did my homework. I saw what was coming. I remember vividly telling people, if”

“@AustinTeslaClub The Tesla Solar Roof is slightly hydrophobic, so water, snow or ice slide off easily”

“Tap Tesla logo at top of your car’s touchscreen & wait 10 secs to open special features box”

“Delaware Supreme is saving the state [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Delaware Supreme Court handed Tesla a victory yesterday, slashing by more than $100 ​million the legal fees owed to shareholder lawyers who reached a settlement with Tesla in a challenge over four years of compensation for the company's directors. The justices set the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2017629483193323567”

“@stillgray Just so that the public understands: Taking out a short position against Tesla, as Gates did, results in the highest return only if a company goes bankrupt! Gates placed a massive bet on Tesla dying when our company was at one of its weakest moments several years ago. Such a…”

“These are actually my goals! [@AdamLowisz] I made this anime of @elonmusk using Grok Imagine. I illustrated it in the style of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. I gave Elon the stand power "Optimus Universal High Income." His power is to multiply anything his stand touches to eradicate poverty and protect humanity. 🔥”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Cyber_Trailer] Tesla in Australia- “I’m literally walking my ass into that dealership and buying a Model Y right now” Australian influencer with over 4 million followers performs an FSD review. He is blown away by the quality and performance of Tesla’s self driving technology. Word is”

“Cybertruck is incredible [@JessePeltan] The Cybertruck has ruined all other cars for me. The steering is so good that anything else feels archaic.”

“Model 3 passed all regulatory requirements for production two weeks ahead of schedule. Expecting to complete SN1 on Friday”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 is for the people. For their freedom of speech. By the people, used every day. Not by elites — but by those seeking truth. This isn’t just an app. It’s a movement.”

“Yup [@teslaownersSV] “You can tell which side is the good side and which side is the bad side by which side wishes to restrict freedom of speech.” Elon Musk”

“The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics”

“𝕏 has now exceeded 1 billion downloads on Android alone! And roughly 1.5 billion on iPhone. [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 has officially joined the 1B+ downloads club on Android.”

“Improved efficiency [@Tesla] Brake system in New Model Y has the freedom to use either electric motor or mechanical brake when you push the brake pedal This brings you maximum efficiency, consistency in pedal behavior & improved stability )”

“Over a million combustion engine (it’s right there in the name!) car fires per year & thousands of deaths, but one Tesla car fire with no injuries gets biggest headlines. Why the double standard? This is a real question.”

“Model S & X are great cars! Order yours before we sunset the program in a few months. https://t.co/46TXqRJBrz http://Tesla.com [@SawyerMerritt] Doug DeMuro ranked the @Tesla Model S as the #1 most important car of the last 30 years in his new video. Doug: "The Model S really changed the world. It made you think that EVs could be cool, fast, luxurious. It really reset any public opinion about EVs, that you didn't have to… https://x.com/i/web/status/2023434871847149836”

“Maybe call Tesla solar roof tiles product Solarglass? Like Dragonglass, but solar!”

“Tesla software V10.0 comes with karaoke 🎤”