“@teslaology @DMC_Ryan @Tesla We’re building out Tesla body repair in all major metro areas to ensure super fast & excellent outcome”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@SaltyTesla @teslaownersSV Yeah”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: Grok #1 on the App Store in France 🇫🇷 https://t.co/OO9RXCb0NA”
“@MacTechGenius @teslanomicsco @Wayfair @TeslaClubSweden I wrote that masterpiece myself in HTML 1.0”
“@master_ov @tesletter @teslaownersSV Yes, just costs a few thousand dollars & is more complex than a board swap. Bunch of connectors & antennas need to change. We can improve the speed a little with software optimization, which might be enough.”
“@msitver @FrankLuntz Exactly. By end of this quarter, about half a million Teslas will have full self-driving hardware (pending computer swap) & we will make another half million FSD cars by mid next year.”
“@incentives101 @Jason @Tesla Yes, but 🐻 in 🧠 that we’re creating a generalized autonomy solution. Must work in millions of strange 🚘 situations.”
“@ctbarker32 @BDL3J @Tesla You’re welcome. Sorry for the delay!”
“@TeslaTurk Thanks 😀”
“@teslaownersSV 😂”
“@PPathole @Teslarati Yes, rather embarrassing tbh”
“@bluemoondance74 @solussd @Tesla I’m told it’s looking positive & we will be allowed to continue servicing our cars in Texas”
“@AskDrStupid @vincent13031925 @dave_ross @Tesla Yes!”
“Tesla made 100 vehicle bodies this week for the first time. Really proud of the team! Pic of S/N 396: http://t.co/fZzbUIjn”
“@DanAloni @TeslaTested That’s what we believe is highly likely”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“@TTVBaconz @Tesla Yes”
“@huby @87spider @ryan_caldbeck @Tesla Exactly. Overheat protection is always on, but you can also tap “maintain” & your car will hold a cool or warm temp for a few hours while parked.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Send photos straight from 𝕏 to Grok Imagine to turn them into videos. Just long-press the photo, choose Make video with…”
“@LikeTeslaKim Noted. We can prob adjust spring force & catch to be less sensitive. Cupholders are amazingly hard to get right!”
“@teslaownersSV 😂”
“@dennishegstad It’s kind of like the post office. Same price for delivery to Maine as the SF Bay Area. But you do get a free Tesla factory tour, which is really fun to see.”
“@EVAutonomy @DisruptResearch @flcnhvy @lexfridman @Tesla Sure 🤖 🚘 😀”
“@thenosyt Definitely. You will be able to do pretty much anything via voice command. Software team is focused on core Model 3 functionality right now, but that will be done soon, then we will add a lot more features.”
“@EV_Stevee @flcnhvy @Model3DLR @mortchad @Tesla Schatz, bitte hör auf- ich werde rot!”
“@wangmeister It will be tight, but Tesla production should have all mid-range Model 3 orders delivered by year end”
“@carpenter_maas Perhaps most telling is that Norway, which is partly above the Arctic Circle, has more Teslas per capita than any other country on Earth.”
“@annerajb @YogiSC1127 @Tesla It is actually called deep rain, as sort of a joke at Tesla. Takes a surprising amount of deep learning to know when & how fast to move the wipers.”
“@InsideEVs @Tesla @AirResources Maybe …”
“RT @teslaownersSV: See how amazing Grok’s new Upscale feature looks! Give it a try — just pick Upscale from the drop-down menu. https://t…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok Imagine can make 30 second videos. Press extend. Imagine and create that reality. https://t.co/v4dMN2ezye”
“@rtk86 @sheldonth @FactsDataTruth @Tesla Ok, we will turn off lifetime free Supercharging and give you $5k refund”
“@rjcc @Tesla That is a *counterpoint* to illustrate absurdity, meaning that obviously a single careless statement should *not* ruins someone’s life”
“Tesla US business leasing program went live today http://t.co/wCH0GLAEAJ http://teslamotors.com/blog/tesla-business-leasing”
“@teslaownersSV @CodingMark @JosephVVallace @Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla @Tesla Yes”
“@DisruptResearch @flcnhvy @lexfridman @Tesla Yes”
“@xcitizenjournal @teslaownersSV 🔥😂”
“RT @TheCaptainEli: In this short ~1-minute clip from 2011, Elon Musk explains that Tesla will become a great American company—one that Amer…”
“@teslaownersSV 🙄”
“@Louisbotelho17 @Kristennetten @arctechinc @danahull @GinoG01328427 @Savis1949 @WSJ @Tesla @SEC_Enforcement Truth”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Try and download the Grok app. It’s the most resourceful app and I don’t use Google Search anymore. https://t.co/Fwho…”
“Tesla Model X is 3rd most searched term on Google, right after purple squirrel. Damn you squirrel! http://t.co/jP9H5XrB”
“@MemesOfMars @Teslarati The mechanical attachment mechanism. We need to make sure they won’t fall off due to vibration & acoustics.”
“@koruki @SawyerMerritt @Tesla Rockets too”
“@adrianvolts @TeslaMotors @TeslaMotorsClub @Teslarati Tesla software team is working seven days a week to complete testing and validation. Getting close.”
“@KevinPham69420 @Teslaconomics Yeah”
“@craigbielek @teslaownersSV Maybe a dude? Genuinely hard to tell 🤔”
“@RenataKonkoly @teslaownersSV @flcnhvy @nichegamer Cuphead”
“@teslaownersSV Ok”
“RT @01Ananto: Let’s be honest… everyone was waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.3 would handle Manhattan. @scotsrule08 and I took my 2026 HW4…”
