“@grumpytesla_ @MarcCavallero @X 😂”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: Grok 4 surges to #1 in AI Trading Battle! 🚨 After ~1 month of live trading with $100,000 virtual portfolios ea…”
“@TeslaTn @28delayslater @CNBC 🤣🤣”
“@PPathole @ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla Dojo is still being built. Maybe a year or so from V1.0.”
“@MikeAmmo RWD with all-weather tires works great. Tesla traction control is an order of magnitude more precise than gas/diesel. Really helps to have Newton & Maxwell on your side.”
“@mathetes76 Tesla team will verify”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Hmm”
“@teslaownersSV 🇬🇧”
“@EV_Stevee @teslaownersSV @cgpgrey Pretty much, although if there was a way to spend money to solve software problems sooner, I’d love it. The real constraint is finding great software engineers.”
“@vicentes @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Good idea!”
“RT @ray4tesla: For rides to the same destination, Robotaxi and Waymo had the same 4-minute pickup wait, but vastly differed in travel time…”
“@Techgnostik @EvaFoxU @Tesla Ok”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok Voice Mode gives you a variety of voice options: • Ara – Upbeat Female • Eve – Soft, Soothing Female • Leo – Polis…”
“@enscand @PPathole @flcnhvy @Tesla Something weird happened at CDC yesterday. They changed the graph to include “estimated illness onset date”. This is a significantly less rigorous standard. https://t.co/Dz2Nio5ddi”
“@maysacha @JayPrisefighter @cfarivar Not sure we actually need a building. This tent is pretty sweet. Tesla Grohmann line is in place at Giga & spooling up now. They super kicked ass too. Heiliger Strohsack!”
“@TheTeslaBull @TSLA4orphans @JohnCleese 😂”
“@Hfinnelll @Tesla 💙”
“@RossSheingold @Tesla Upgrading hardware is not important for a few months”
“@AngelNDevil2 @S_Padival @fourthrowtesla @TESLAcharts It’s a hard problem, mostly due to esthetics, but it’s the future we should have”
“@BloodsportCap @Teslarati China EV subsidies mostly end this month & fully end in about 7 months”
“@Model3DLR @mortchad @EV_Stevee @Tesla We’re closing the loop on Autobahn driving. Will improve dramatically in coming months. Ultra gemütlich.”
“@annerajb @vincent13031925 @Teslarati @panasonic Recently asked service team to expand locations to all population regions (not just major metros) in North America, Eastern Europe, China & Japan by end of next year. We are completely missing vast geographic regions in some cases.”
“@gork @Sushil_Rawat12 @teslaownersSV 😂”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok Widget Want both chat and instant voice? Just add two Grok widgets! Press and hold your home screen, tap Customiz…”
“@SamTalksTesla @brandonbernicky @thirdrowtesla Some progress”
“@PPathole @flcnhvy @Tesla Yes. Is there more? Should be a lot of data by now.”
“@LobbycastGeoff @teslamodel3fan @Tesla Good idea”
“@teslaownersSV 💨”
“@teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @Model3Owners Should note that these product mix & logistics errors also results in regional *undersupply*, eg UK & Ireland right now, but we don’t raise the prices even so. The intent, at any given moment in time, is: heads we lose, tails buyers win.”
“@teslaology @ElectrekCo @FredericLambert Good point. Yeah, we will do that for the bigger locations.”
“RT @jamesdouma: Yeah this. FSD is absurdly good for us. I see people complain about it but it feels like they *must* be outliers. We've…”
“@javagiri @Tesla We’re opening a lot of Tesla service centers next year, including Knoxville. Tesla will post upcoming city opening map this week.”
“RT @alexisohanian: @LamarMK Yes. This. Love my cybertruck but businessdads need 3 rows for all the fam.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 𝕏 Chat Feature 𝕏 Chat lets you send attachments like documents, files, videos, GIFs, and photos with full encryption fo…”
“@BramJan75663351 @flcnhvy @Tesla Love that Gen Shinseki quote!”
“RT @dm_jns: 🇧🇪Good news for Belgian Tesla owners! The Netherlands’ RDW just issued the first European type approval for Tesla FSD Supervis…”
“@PPathole Black & white interior available only for Model 3 Performance initially due to limited parts availability. Will broaden over time.”
“@wa6218693 @gork @AskPerplexity @onlybangers Ooh, good idea. What could be more fun than fart mode on a Tesla while talking to @gork!”
“@dealer_of_happy @Tesla One day’s grace, taking into account time zone confusion. Will revert tomorrow.”
“@exzacklyright @MKBHD @austinnotduncan @Tesla Cool”
“@FuzionPlaysTV @teslaownersSV Exactly! Especially let your PUC commissioners/authorities know.”
“@teslaownersSV True”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok Rankings Update December 16 Grok Code Fast 1 (The Market Dominator) This model is currently the definitive engine…”
“@Tesla_Asia @gigafactories Congratulations!”
“@annerajb @flcnhvy @DrivingSlate @TeslaParaTodos @JenniferSensiba @cleantechnica @28delayslater Yes, exciting potential”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Can’t find an article on Grokipedia? Just tap Suggest Article, enter your topic, and submit. Your suggestions help Grok…”
“@PPathole @teslaownersSV @tesla_raj Yes”
“@justadood We can probably just repurpose Model 3 HVAC parts. Not a big deal.”
“@doctorow Iain certainly wasn’t pro-union in the Culture books. At all. And wouldn’t be in the case of Tesla. Banks was about freedom through & through. Maybe for a single buyer (monopsony) vs single seller (monopoly), I would be too, but that’s a special case.”
“@davidtayar5 @annerajb @LikeTeslaKim I really want to make this cupholder”
